"Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows"
The girls are still in Beaver Creek at Camille's mansion/cabin/castle. Taylor is slurring to Kyle about her marriage and she's crying. She's an emotional wreck and really shouldn't be drinking. Camille is exhausted, so she goes to take a nap while the caterers are busy cooking dinner for the girls. Kim is sound asleep and Drunk Taylor wakes her up and continues to cry/slur about her shitty situation. It's like the in-person version of a drunk dial.
Taylor slurs how sorry she is to Kim about last season. Oy! Taylor is a train wreck. She needs to stop talking and sleep it off. Now, the other girls are getting worried. It's almost dinnertime and Taylor is a hot mess. Adrienne is convinced that Taylor is having a nervous breakdown. Hasn't she ever been around drunk people before?! Nervous breakdown? Really, Adrienne? Stupid.
Anyhow, there's this stupid wild goose chase over Taylor's missing makeup bag, but it is found eventually. Finally everyone sits down to dinner and they continue to talk to Taylor and fake worry about her. So dumb. This whole sequence is so annoying. I found this episode difficult to get through. I'm sure I'm missing things, but ... I doubt it.
Meanwhile ...
Paul, Mauricio and Ken are smoking cigars and drinking back in LA. They comment that Russell couldn't make it because he's on a business trip. They all gossip about Taylor and Russell's marriage. HAHA. This is how you know this shit is staged. Men would NEVER even give a CRAP about their marriage. I can almost see the director walking over to them and saying "OK, you guys have to talk about Taylor and Russell's marriage. Ready? GO!"
On the way back from Beaver Creek, Adrienne and Kyle are talking about ... Taylor. What a surprise. Kyle is a little more level headed about what happened. Alcohol + Altitude = Crazy Taylor.
CAMILLE
Camille and her friend/stylist/employee, D.D., are walking around the grounds of Camille's mansion. D.D. comments that it's like a spa. It totally is. She has a waterfall and meadow area. It's insane. Camille doesn't want to sell - as she says, "Not that I can't afford it" - but, 5 acres is just so much for her to maintain. But the kids love it and there are so many great memories there. She's just not sure what to do. I love rich people problems.
KYLE
Kyle and her hottie hubby have dinner. Kyle's embarrassed to tell Mauricio about the drama in Beaver Creek. I hear you, sister. I'd be embarrassed to tell ANYONE about it. You are grown women. I think they have drama because they don't have jobs. That's the problem with all these Real Housewives. Kyle isn't going to get out of telling him because this is Bravo and it's in her contract. :)
Mauricio is still pissed at Kim. He's happy Kyle is patching things up with Kim, but he's still not over it. I don't blame him. He has really helped her for years and she was nasty last season.
LISA
One of the restaurants that Lisa and Ken own is called SUR. The space next to it is available and Lisa wants to buy it and expand the restaurant. She just needs to persuade Ken. This segment ... also boring. YAWN.
ADRIENNE
Adrienne and Paul are going to Sacramento for the last King's game. I remember this from several months ago. The Maloofs wanted Sacramento to build a state of the art arena for the Kings and it wasn't going to happen. So, the Maloofs threatened to move the Kings out of Sacramento. This pissed A LOT of people in Sac off. It was kind of shitty of the Maloofs ... as I understand it. I mean, they basically said that if they didn't get the people of Sacramento to build (and fund!!) an expensive state of the art arena for their basketball team...they'll go somewhere else. I get that they think the Kings deserve a newer, larger, better stadium, but to expect the residents of Sacramento to foot the bill is shitty. Look at that f-ing house Adrienne lives in!! If they want their team to have a new stadium, they should just build it themselves.
Anyhow...I digress. Paul is talking to someone in Sacramento (I think part of the security team) who is warning them about coming to Sac. He says that the climate in Sac is really bad for them. It's not safe. Oh, it's the VP of media relations. Emotions are running high in Sac and the Maloofs are not really well liked right now. Adrienne says that the "FANS" deserve a state of the art arena. Really? Do the fans also deserve to PAY FOR IT, Adrienne??
Paul says they shouldn't go, but Adrienne is not letting it go. She wants to go and they are going.
TAYLOR
Taylor's life coach is over helping her "find her voice." What she really needs is to lose her dermatologist. I mean, they are having all sorts of money problems and Taylor's lips just keep getting bigger and bigger.
Anyhow, Taylor is realizing that she shouldn't talk to these women about her marriage because all she's getting is judgement. BECAUSE THEY AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS. They are women who are paid to be on a show with you. Annoying. Her life coach continues to point out the obvious and Taylor feels like she's having an epiphany.
ADRIENNE
Paul and Adrienne are on the way to the airport and Kim is supposed to go to Sac with them but she's not there. Adrienne calls Kim and Kim is DRUNK or on drugs or something. She's rambling and incoherent. Drama.
Next week BRANDI GLANVILLE joins the cast!! YAY!! I already hate her. It's going to be awesome. Oh, and Lisa tells Taylor to eat something because she's wasting away. I wish people would tell me to eat. :)
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