"Let's See That Ring"
JILL
Jill's veterinarian comes over to see Ginger, Jill's chihuahua. Ginger hasn't been feeling well so she needed the vet to come over. Ginger panics when she's at the vet, so Jill decided to have the vet come to her. Ginger poops all over the place and Jill totally freaks out and poor Derren (Jill's assistant) is running around helping clean it up. I hope that guy gets paid well. Some of the poop gets on the nurse's shoes, so Jill puts his shoe in the sink and washes his shoe. Apparently all that drama was for nothing because Ginger is fine. OY!
ALEX
Alex and Bethenny are having lunch at Alex's house. She asks Bethenny to help her make the dressing for the salad. Bethenny starts making the dressing and tells Alex that she got engaged. Bethenny is so happy. I'm really excited for her. She decides not to tell Alex about the pregnancy. She's keeping that unwraps for now. Alex is a good friend. She feels honored that Bethenny decides to share this with her and that she's the first person she has told.
RAMONA
Sonja and Ramona are having lunch. They reminisce about when they met and used to hang out. They start gossiping and Ramona asks what Sonja thinks of Kelly. Sonja says that she's met Kelly in St. Bart's a MILLION times before, but when they were re-introduced, Kelly acted like she never met her before. Ramona confirms that Kelly is famous for that...not remembering people who she has met before. Kelly is VBI (very busy and important) and can't be bothered to remember people. Although, Ramona says that she probably would remember Sonja's ex husband. It's the MEN that Kelly remembers. HA! EXCEPT for Max. I think Kelly is embarrassed that Max went out with her and Sonja because she thinks she's far superior than Sonja. UGH. Kelly is so annoying. I can't stand people who don't remember meeting me when I've met them MANY times.
RAMONA
Ramona is at lunch with Avery and tells her that she wants to renew her wedding vows. AND she wants Avery to be her maid of honor. Avery says that she'll think about it. She's SO funny. Avery is embarrassed that they are renewing their vows. She thinks they are crazy. HAHA! I love Avery.
LUANN
Now we've come to the most annoying segment of the episode - even more than Jill's chihuahua vet drama. Luann is looking for her apartment in the city. Kelly is there and love downtown is trying to get Luann to find a place downtown. It's funny because I totally get where Kelly is coming from. Luann is single and needs a fun neighborhood. But Luann has a giant stick up her ass and doesn't like to see people walking on the street "who don't make an effort". You know, people who wear sweatshirts in public and don't wear make up. THE NERVE!! Luann would hate me...but, I would hate her, too, so it's all good. Anyhow, Luann entertains the idea of finding a place downtown and she is completely horrified by the available apartments in and above her price range. I'm astonished at how expensive some of the places are, but I still think they are great apartments. Luann is truly insulted that the rental agent had the nerve to show her a bedroom with a view of a brick wall. AND that the view in the living room is of OTHER BUILDINGS!! The audacity of this guy. Really. Luann is horrible.
JILL
Jill, her sister, Lisa, and her mom are all on Jill's bed looking through pictures to include in their book. The blatant, obnoxious promotion of this damn book is truly embarrassing. They are shameless. If you check out Jill's blog on bravo.com, it's full of shameless plugs about that damn book. ANNOYING.
SONJA
Luann, Sonja and Kelly are having dinner. Sonja says that she's considered taking Adderall because she wants to lose weight but Sagittarius people shouldn't take Adderall. Kelly thinks Ramona needs to be on Adderall. Sonja is crazy!! She's one of those woman who likes to boast about having sex. Sonja brings up Max and Kelly goes into defensive mode. She tells Sonja that she doesn't get her obsession with Max. Oh Kelly. You guys dated the same GUY. It's not that big of a deal. I know that knowing Max dated Sonja is totally humiliating to you, but get over it. Then Kelly tells Sonja that she wants to get married, but Sonja just wants to have fun. Luann says this is news to her. Luann had NO IDEA that Kelly was husband hunting. Quite frankly, neither did I.
Kelly goes on to tell the girls that she wants a beer-drinking, sports bar guy who also likes to go to the Opera. A "renaissance" man, if you will. Luann doesn't think that guy exists because you either have to be an uptight snob or a beer drinking slob. There isn't a man alive who could like to drink beer, watch sports and occasionally enjoy taking his girlfriend/wife to the Opera or Symphony. Luann is dumb.
Sonja says she just wants to meet a man who doesn't cheat. Then she asks Kelly if her husband cheated. Kelly is STUPID. She takes the question as an indication that Sonja's ex cheated on her and that's why she asked. No, dumbass. I think she KNOWS Luann's husband cheated on her, so that's why she brought up the whole cheating thing. Kelly asked a dumb question so Sonja asked if her husband cheated. DUMB. They finally get a table and stop having this ridiculous conversation.
KELLY
Kelly is hosting a party for GOTHAM magazine for its "100 bachelors in NYC" issue. Kelly is nervous that the girls will embarrass her. Ramona shows up and acts like nothing happens. Kelly doesn't understand what's going on. AND Kelly is wearing a doily. No joke. You can practically see her ass. No joke. Jill shows up in her fur vest because she wants to be like Kelly. God knows why. Luann shows up and Ramona introduces her to one of the "most eligible bachelors". Mario shows up and Luann decides to be totally obnoxious and try to have it out with Mario IN ITALIAN. She doesn't want to air her dirty laundry in public in ENGLISH, so she does it in Italian to be pretentious and rude (because everyone is watching and no one knows what's going on). Mario STILL doesn't apologize (GO MARIO!!) so Luann lets it go and says it's water under the bridge. HAHA.
Alex, Simon, Bethenny and Jason show up. Alex's dress is also super SHORT. You can see her ass cheeks. No joke. All the girls are laughing and talking about the short dresses and Jill and Luann bolt out of there. It's totally ridiculous. Jill is a freakin' DRAMA QUEEN. Bethenny tells Ramona that she's engaged and all the ladies hug and congratulate her. Not Jill and Luann, though. They are too dramatic to stick around.
Jill and Luann are talking to that most eligible bachelor guy and Jill decides to take a dig at Sonja. Maybe Jill doesn't know that her ex is JP Morgan's grandson. I'm sure if she knew, she would be licking her ass instead of insulting her to this guy. She tells the guy that if he sticks his tongue down Sonja's throat, she'll let him sit with her. While this might be true, it's so mean. What's Sonja done to you, Jill? You just lost one friend, I'm not sure you want to keep alienating yourself.
Kelly comes up to Jill and Luann and tells them that they just ditched her. In the middle of saying this, some guy walks by and in her high pitched Kelly voice, she waves and says "Hi, Scott!" in the middle of her sentence and then continues talking. I...I...I don't even know what to say to that. Jill calls her out and laughs, but Kelly - oblivious - keeps talking. She tells them that Bethenny is engaged and Jill says that she's happy for Bethenny. Jason, Bethenny's fiance, walks by and Kelly grabs him, hugs him and congratulates him. Jill is pissed and doesn't know why Kelly would do that. Um, because Kelly doesn't have a CLUE!! Jason is very cordial to all the ladies and they congratulate him.
The Countess walks over and congratulates Bethenny. Then Luann asks why Bethenny attacked her that day. Bethenny just apologizes and says that she's sorry. It was enough for Luann and the air is cleared. Jill says she is leaving but she wants to wait for Bobby. Simon tells her she should go over and congratulate Bethenny. Jill dismisses Simon as Bobby walks up to them. Jill is afraid she will look bad if she doesn't say anything to Jill. Bethenny and Jason decide to leave and as they are walking out, Jill catches her and congratulates her on the engagement. Bethenny is upset and tries to smile, but she's over it. Jill says that this is all a misunderstanding. No it wasn't. Jill is super fake and gushes over the ring. Bethenny is completely over Jill. FINALLY. Bethenny has been trying too hard to repair the relationship. Jill is a bitch and drama queen. Not to mention Narcissistic and insecure. I'm glad Bethenny is finally over it.
OMG. In the scenes for what's coming up for the rest of the season, the Countess sings a her new hit song. I'm speechless. I'm pretty sure selling out and humiliating yourself on TV is NOT in her book. HAHAHA!
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