"Staub Wounds"
TERESA
Joe takes the girls to Tae Kwan Do class. Gabriella is the middle girl and looks nothing like Melania and Gia. Her features look so soft. She's so cute. Dare I say, she looks like Joe?? Now all three girls are beating on each other. Good Lord.
DANIELLE
Danielle is taking a boxing class that Danny set up for her and her daughters. One of Danny's "fighter" friends is teaching the girls to box. Danielle is pretending the guy is Jacqueline and Teresa. Danielle's daughters are so embarrassed that Danielle is their mother. I have nothing but pity for those girls - I wouldn't wish for Danielle to be anyone's mother. I'm so curious about her ex-husband.
JACQUELINE
Jacqueline and the baby arrive at Kim G's house. They start talking about the "incident" and Kim G is horrified by the events of the other night. Jacqueline brings up Ashley and Kim G can't understand why the cops didn't do anything. They both agree that if Ashley gets in trouble that she deserves it because she should not have done anything. This is totally unrelated, but WTF is Jacqueline feeding her baby?? Is it really that difficult to mix your own bottles that you need to buy the pre-made formula bottles?? Pathetic.
CAROLINE
Caroline's family is at home in the kitchen and Albert Sr. comes in and they discuss the wedding event at the Brownstone that day. Chris and Lauren go get ready and Albert Sr. says that Albie is welcome to come in with them and help out if he has time. Albie wants no part of the Brownstone. He feels like a failure if he works there because he sees it as "working for daddy" - which it is, but at least it's something.
TERESA
Teresa goes to Kim D's store and apologizes for what happened at her party. They start talking smack about Danielle. Teresa brings up AGAIN that Danielle was saying her house was "in foreclosed" or "under foreclosure." Um, it's IN foreclosURE.
Kim G shows up and Teresa is surprised to see her. They talk about the other night and then Teresa asks why she's friends with Kim G. Kim G says that she pities Danielle. (insert eye roll here). Teresa says that the thing she does regret is pushing Kim G because Kim G is old and Teresa respects her elders.
JACQUELINE
Ashley and Derek are at Derek's house. Derek says that, while Danielle deserved what she got, it should not have been Ashley to give it to her. Ashley keeps talking about Danielle and Derek yawns. Derek says that he's sick of talking about Danielle and that he hopes Ashley got it out of her system.
TERESA
Teresa tells us that Joe has always been an entrepreneur and then confirms that "entrepreneur" means someone who likes to own businesses. HAHA. Anyhow, he's opening a pizzeria, apartment building and laundromat. They look at the kitchen of the pizzeria. Next they look at the apartment. He shows her around the place and tells her that it's where they are moving. Considering the current state of their finances, he may not be kidding. Teresa is so entitled. She says that she would NEVER live in that apartment. Well, she may not have a choice.
DANIELLE
Why is Danielle always meeting people in diners? It's like she's hiding so people don't see her meeting people in nice places. Particularly, now with Danny and his thug friend. Danielle starts talking about Ashley and she tells Danny that she feels sad for Ashley. She blames Jacqueline for how Ashley is. She thinks the Ashley is trying too hard to try to fit into that family. She pities her but she's still pressing charges.
Danielle says that she's worried most about Ashley is that a year ago she was telling Danielle that she loved her and used to call her all the time. Dumb. Danielle is disgusted that Jacqueline hasn't done a better job with Ashley.
CAROLINE
Albie got a letter from the law school supporting his application to another law school. So now he has to start applying to another law school. He doesn't need to take the LSAT again or wait 2 years, but the application process is a bitch. Albie tells his parents that there is a possibility that he'll have to go out of state. Albert Sr. tells Albie to ignore his mother's feelings and go wherever he needs to go. He tells Albie that he needs to do what he needs to do and they will support him. Caroline says that she's got nothing to do so she'll just go with Albie. HAHA.
DANIELLE
Danielle shows up at the courthouse with a mini entourage and her attorneys. The entourage are witnesses and they say that she felt threatened and that she felt her life was in danger. Danielle claims that she heard a lot of "I'm going to get you" and that someone said "I'm going to kill you." That is FALSE. The witnesses said they heard name-calling.
CAROLINE
Caroline tells Jacqueline that she heard that Danielle was at the courthouse pressing charges against Ashley. Ashley comes to Caroline's house so they can talk to her. Ashley knows that Danielle is pressing charges. Jacqueline and Caroline try to tell Ashley to ignore Danielle. Ashley keeps laughing. She just doesn't get it.
DANIELLE
It's the end of the day and they are talking about the charges against Ashley. She is charged for harassment and simple assault. It's so annoying how Danielle keeps blaming everything on Jacqueline's bad parenting.
JACQUELINE
Kim G comes over to Jacqueline's house. Jacqueline feels like Kim G is two-faced. She is. Kim G tells Jacqueline that Danielle has it out for Ashley and Danielle will do whatever she can to get back at Ashley and her family.
YIKES!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
The City, Season 3, Season Finale
"Lost in Translation"
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Whitney tells Kelly that she was approached by Allison Brod, who has a rival PR company. Whit is considering signing on with her and Kelly admits that People's Revolution doesn't do Whitney's PR now. They just help her when they can. Kelly is obviously annoyed by it, though, because she bitches that Allison wears PINK! HAHA.
Kelly thinks it's premature because Whitney doesn't have the production to support lots of orders which presumably would happen with a full time PR rep. Kelly also thinks that Whitney is being impatient. These things take time and Whit wants to see results RIGHT NOW. Whitney says that she didn't want Kelly to think she was going behind her back. Kelly abruptly ends the conversation: "Is that it? I'm going back to work." Done and done. Wow.
ELLE'S 25th ANNIVERSARY SHOOT
Louise shows up and Joe tells her that she'll be interviewing Karolina Kurkova for Elle.com. She interviews Karolina and does a great job. BUT, the editorial editor tells Joe and Erin that she's so "TV". She's not really the "Elle" girl but she's good at her job. He likes her, but he says that someone more subdued might work better for certain segments. Joe suggests Olivia and the editor agrees. Erin is NOT happy.
TOKYO, JAPAN
Olivia goes to the Elle offices in Tokyo and meets the Editor in Chief, who tells her about the "special party" tonight.
NYC
Roxy is hanging with Zach and whining about Whit being "such a bitch" lately and how angry Roxy is with her. Zach reminds her that she helped Roxy with a job and a place to live when she came out here and Roxy has to remember that. Roxy just complains that this is the longest they've ever gone without talking and that she's never seen this side of Whit before.
ALLISON BROD PR
OK. This place and this woman are the ANTI- Kelly Cutrone. There's pink EVERYWHERE and candy all over the place. It's so pretty and soft and girl-y. I have to say, I know Kelly is bitter that Whitney is looking at another PR firm, but this place has Whitney Eve written ALL OVER IT. Allison gives her pitch and she's obviously very competitive. I think Whitney would be dumb to pass up this opportunity. I think this woman will make things happen for Whitney Eve.
OMG - Allison walks Whitney out and she is TINY. Well, Whitney is tall, but this woman looks like a child next to Whitney. HAHAHA.
ELLE
Seth and Erin hope that Olivia stays in Japan. HA!
TOKYO, JAPAN
Olivia is at the event and they are interviewing HER! She actually does a pretty good job. The Japanese women all comment on how small her face is. :) She's like a celebrity over there
ELLE
Erin asks Joe who he thinks he will keep on as the face of Elle.com: Louise or Olivia. Joe says that Louise is great, but all the reports from Japan indicate that Olivia is killing it over there! UGH. Erin tells Joe that Louise got a hosting gig offer in LA and, if she doesn't get the Elle.com thing, she's going to take the job. Joe says he'll think about it.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly calls Whitney in and asks her if she hired Allison Brod. Whit says that she told Kelly she was meeting with her, but she hasn't hired her or anything. Kelly says that she's heard from 3 people that Whitney FIRED Kelly and People's Revolution and hired Allison Brod. Kelly doesn't understand since she was never HIRED by Whitney. She doesn't know how it went from Kelly helping Whitney out to Kelly getting fired. Whitney agrees that Allison should not have done that. She says that the last thing she ever wanted was for Kelly or her company to get hurt. Kelly is SUPER defensive and says that she doesn't need all this drama and especially doesn't need to defend herself or her company against someone who wears pink! Whit apologizes and Kelly says "Bye, Whitney. Leave my office now." This might be the first time I actually think Kelly is wrong. It's not Whitney's fault. She was upfront with Kelly and someone else made this worse.
ELLE
Staff meeting. Everyone is present. Joe begins by telling Louise what an amazing job she has done for Elle.com since the moment he met her. Then he congratulates Olivia on a successful trip to Japan. Joe then announces that Olivia is going to be the new face of Elle.com. UGH!! Erin cannot even mask her annoyance with the decision. Joe tells everyone that Louise has a huge opportunity back in LA and she says that she's enjoyed her time at Elle. Joe also tells Olivia that this a huge opportunity for her and that she'll need to work closely with Erin. As they are walking out, Seth says to Erin "I guess if you weren't thinking of leaving before, you're definitely thinking about it now." I think Elle would STUPID to let Erin leave and keep Olivia. Dumb
WHITNEY
Roxy and Whitney meet up. Whitney starts by saying that she's been feeling really lost lately. Roxy asks what's up with Kelly. Whit fills her in and Roxy says that her loyalty should be with Kelly. AND that things with Kelly will change if Whit goes with Allison Brod. I personally agree that Kelly has done a lot for Whitney. BUT, Whitney isn't the type of designer that Kelly and People's Revolution represents. Whit and Allison Brod would be A PERFECT MATCH and Kelly should see that and encourage Whit. Not be a big baby.
Well, I guess we'll just have to wait until next season for Whitney's decision.Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The Hills, Season 6, SERIES FINALE
"All Good Things..."
The girls are all talking about where they are in their lives. They are all so young. Enjoy it, ladies!! It doesn't last forever.
The boys are golfing and having a good time. Brody tells them that he and Kristin are still friends despite his new flame.
LO & SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt says that she's enjoying time with Greasy but they aren't "official" yet. He asked her to come to his Super cross event but it's two hours away and thinks that may be too much. Lo tells her to go and that she needs to put herself out there. That did it! She-Pratt is convinced and decides to go. Lo talks to She-Pratt about her "rule" again and She-Pratt convinces her to break it. Done and done. Wow. These girls are easy.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie have a heart to heart. Kristin says that she's feeling a little depressed because everyone's life is changing for the better except for hers. She tells Bartender Stacie that she's thinking of moving to Europe because she needs a change. WTF? I don't think Kristin can speak English well and now she wants to move to Europe? Well, I suppose she could go to London.
Bartender Stacie thinks it's a crazy idea.
SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt is in Corona, CA watching the Super Cross race. She and Greasy talk afterward and he's actually kind of cute. She-Pratt lays it on thick and tells him how sweet he is and how "manly" he is, so he asks where they stand. They both agree that they don't want to see other people. Then She-Pratt seals it by saying "I'm glad I came out here today. I came out to Corona and got a boyfriend. WOW." Done and done.
KRISTIN
Kristin tells Brody that she's moving to Europe for a little while. I love how vague that is. It's totally not thought out at all. She's moving to "Europe" as if it's this small city somewhere. Maybe no one told her. "Europe" is a whole continent of countries, sister. Maybe you want to narrow it down a bit. She tells him that she's having a "going away" party, but he doesn't want to see her leave so he's not sure that he'll be able to make it.
HERMOSA BEACH, CA
How the hell do these girls get such fabulous digs??? Seriously. Does the show really pay that much? Audrina's new house is on the Strand in Hermosa Beach which means it's about $3-4 Million. Even if she's renting, it's gotta be like $6K/mo. It's amazing. She-Pratt is checking out the place and then tells Audrina that Greasy asked her to be his girlfriend. Well, that's not exactly how it happened, but whatever. She has a boyfriend.
She-Pratt asks if Audrina is going to the party for Kristin and she's not really feeling it. She says she needs to pack and doesn't really feel like partying. They both comment how they are all growing up and how weird that is. To be 23 again.
KRISTIN
It's Kristin's party and the gang - minus Audrina and Brody - is all there! Kristin gets a little annoyed with all the PDA around her; Lo and Scott; She-Pratt and Greasy. Brody shows up and ... I think I may have missed something. She-Pratt tells her to go talk to him and Lo says she shouldn't because he hurt her. Kristin decides to go talk to him. WTF? What happened? I'm confused. More closure? He is not interested in you and has a girlfriend!! Why is that hard to understand?
OK, this scene is ridiculous. Brody apologizes for being a jerk and not understanding how much Kristin liked him when they were "benefiting" one another. He asks her not to leave because he'll really miss her. Then, they both CRY! WTF? Drama.
MANHATTAN BEACH, CA
Lo is moving into Scott's place in Manhattan Beach. Scott gets sappy and tells Lo that she's perfect and it takes a long time to find the right person and he's found her! He also tells her that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and that he'd marry her right now. Well, then why doesn't he propose??? Seriously. I'm not kidding. If Lo is "the one," where's the ring? Apparently, his profession of love is enough for Lo.
KRISTIN
Ok, if Kristin is "moving" to Europe, then why only ONE suitcase and why is she leaving her house completely furnished?? Is Bartender Stacie staying there? Is it a furnished house that she was renting? WTF? I don't get it.
As she's walking to the car, Brody pulls up. He tells her that if he knew dating someone else would cause Kristin to leave the country, he never would have started dating someone new. I bet that makes Avril feel awesome. This is way over-dramatic. It's not like Kristin is moving away forever. They are saying good-bye like they'll never see each other again. Drama.
As Kristin drives away, they do a montage of all the characters from the beginning of the series.
THEN .... the scenery moves behind Brody and we see that they are on a studio lot. Which now has sparked speculation that the entire series was fake. I don't believe that. I think they did it as a funny joke on all the people who say the whole thing is scripted.
The girls are all talking about where they are in their lives. They are all so young. Enjoy it, ladies!! It doesn't last forever.
The boys are golfing and having a good time. Brody tells them that he and Kristin are still friends despite his new flame.
LO & SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt says that she's enjoying time with Greasy but they aren't "official" yet. He asked her to come to his Super cross event but it's two hours away and thinks that may be too much. Lo tells her to go and that she needs to put herself out there. That did it! She-Pratt is convinced and decides to go. Lo talks to She-Pratt about her "rule" again and She-Pratt convinces her to break it. Done and done. Wow. These girls are easy.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie have a heart to heart. Kristin says that she's feeling a little depressed because everyone's life is changing for the better except for hers. She tells Bartender Stacie that she's thinking of moving to Europe because she needs a change. WTF? I don't think Kristin can speak English well and now she wants to move to Europe? Well, I suppose she could go to London.
Bartender Stacie thinks it's a crazy idea.
SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt is in Corona, CA watching the Super Cross race. She and Greasy talk afterward and he's actually kind of cute. She-Pratt lays it on thick and tells him how sweet he is and how "manly" he is, so he asks where they stand. They both agree that they don't want to see other people. Then She-Pratt seals it by saying "I'm glad I came out here today. I came out to Corona and got a boyfriend. WOW." Done and done.
KRISTIN
Kristin tells Brody that she's moving to Europe for a little while. I love how vague that is. It's totally not thought out at all. She's moving to "Europe" as if it's this small city somewhere. Maybe no one told her. "Europe" is a whole continent of countries, sister. Maybe you want to narrow it down a bit. She tells him that she's having a "going away" party, but he doesn't want to see her leave so he's not sure that he'll be able to make it.
HERMOSA BEACH, CA
How the hell do these girls get such fabulous digs??? Seriously. Does the show really pay that much? Audrina's new house is on the Strand in Hermosa Beach which means it's about $3-4 Million. Even if she's renting, it's gotta be like $6K/mo. It's amazing. She-Pratt is checking out the place and then tells Audrina that Greasy asked her to be his girlfriend. Well, that's not exactly how it happened, but whatever. She has a boyfriend.
She-Pratt asks if Audrina is going to the party for Kristin and she's not really feeling it. She says she needs to pack and doesn't really feel like partying. They both comment how they are all growing up and how weird that is. To be 23 again.
KRISTIN
It's Kristin's party and the gang - minus Audrina and Brody - is all there! Kristin gets a little annoyed with all the PDA around her; Lo and Scott; She-Pratt and Greasy. Brody shows up and ... I think I may have missed something. She-Pratt tells her to go talk to him and Lo says she shouldn't because he hurt her. Kristin decides to go talk to him. WTF? What happened? I'm confused. More closure? He is not interested in you and has a girlfriend!! Why is that hard to understand?
OK, this scene is ridiculous. Brody apologizes for being a jerk and not understanding how much Kristin liked him when they were "benefiting" one another. He asks her not to leave because he'll really miss her. Then, they both CRY! WTF? Drama.
MANHATTAN BEACH, CA
Lo is moving into Scott's place in Manhattan Beach. Scott gets sappy and tells Lo that she's perfect and it takes a long time to find the right person and he's found her! He also tells her that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and that he'd marry her right now. Well, then why doesn't he propose??? Seriously. I'm not kidding. If Lo is "the one," where's the ring? Apparently, his profession of love is enough for Lo.
KRISTIN
Ok, if Kristin is "moving" to Europe, then why only ONE suitcase and why is she leaving her house completely furnished?? Is Bartender Stacie staying there? Is it a furnished house that she was renting? WTF? I don't get it.
As she's walking to the car, Brody pulls up. He tells her that if he knew dating someone else would cause Kristin to leave the country, he never would have started dating someone new. I bet that makes Avril feel awesome. This is way over-dramatic. It's not like Kristin is moving away forever. They are saying good-bye like they'll never see each other again. Drama.
As Kristin drives away, they do a montage of all the characters from the beginning of the series.
THEN .... the scenery moves behind Brody and we see that they are on a studio lot. Which now has sparked speculation that the entire series was fake. I don't believe that. I think they did it as a funny joke on all the people who say the whole thing is scripted.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 2 - Episode 10
"Country Clubbed"
BEST OPENING SCENE...EVER!!!! It picked up right where it left off last time. Teresa and Danielle go at it and start screaming at each other. Danielle says that Teresa's house is in foreclosure and the gloves come off!! Teresa is chasing Danielle through all the people. Danielle is running with her "bodyguard" and her heels on her shoes break. She finally makes it outside and she's SO F***ING DRAMATIC. He's hyperventilating in a corner outside and she just keeps screaming "Keep her away from me. Get me outta here." Oh good LORD. The drama. No one was trying to hurt her or do any harm to her, but she's so freakin' dramatic. Teresa cannot be held back and while Jacqueline is concentrating on holding back Teresa, Ashley sneaks around and PULLS DANIELLE'S WEAVE as she's being CARRIED away by Kim G's "driver." DRAMA.
No, I don't think Ashley should have pulled Danielle's hair. No, I don't think Teresa should have said "hello" or anything to Danielle. But, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, Danielle made the situation 10 times worse than it needed to be. She's crying hysterically in the car and just such a freakin' victim. Annoying.
Teresa walks over to the Bentley and insists on talking to Danielle. The "driver" knows Teresa isn't going to "do" anything to Danielle, but tries to convince her to just walk away. Danielle is blowing this way out of proportion. Jacqueline is annoyed by the whole situation and tries to get Teresa to come back to the party and leave Danielle alone. Danielle is in the car crying that she told Kim G this would happen - what happened, Danielle??? Seriously, you freaked out and made a spectacle of yourself.
Ashley walks up and Jacqueline tells her to GO HOME. Ashley brats that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her own daughter. STFU Ashley. Seriously. You just pulled someone's hair. STUPID. OH GOOD LORD. Danielle cries in her interview that she's in pain physically and emotionally. Physically?? Really? Because someone pulled your hair?? Danielle is all sorts of crazy right now.
Danielle calls the police. DRAMA! Teresa is done and walks away and says that she's over Kim G. Done. Kim G walks out of the car to talk to Jacqueline. Danielle yells to not let Kim G hit Jacqueline. As if! Kim G is not going to hit anyone. As much as she feeds into Danielle's narcissism, she's too classy. Kim G is probably SO HUMILIATED right now. She walks up to Jacqueline and asks what happened. Jacqueline is very calm. She tells Kim G that Danielle talks a lot of shit behind people's backs and when she's confronted she acts like a victim. Kim G agrees and tells her driver to get her bag so they can get the hell out of there.
Inside the "party", Teresa and Kim D are talking and Kim G and her driver walk up. Kim G seems like she's totally on their side. She tells Teresa that she knows she tried to be nice to Danielle. Kim D tells Kim G that she has to make a decision. Kim G is just embarrassed. You can tell. Then, Ashley walks in and tells them that she pulled Danielle's hair because she thought Danielle touched her mom. Teresa says that they told her not to do anything. Ashley is NOT apologizing.
The Police call Danielle and she cries to them that she was "attacked" and "assaulted" and names Teresa and Ashley and Jacqueline. She's horrible. By far the worst "housewife" out of all the shows. She's so annoying. Jacqueline is standing in front of the car because she wants to make sure that nothing else happens and that Teresa stays inside and that Danielle stays in the car.
The Police arrive and Danielle cries to them and asks them to make Jacqueline go away. The Police call Jacqueline over to the car and Danielle starts screaming "NO!!" OMG. Enough with the drama. She cries and cries and says she wants to go home. She interviews that she "will never forget this" and wants the women to leave her alone. If that were true, she would NOT have shown up at the event and she wouldn't be on this show.
The Police keep asking if she's hurt and she keeps saying that she's an emotional mess right now. True. Then she talks about the hair pulling. An officer asks Ashley why she pulled Danielle's hair and she says that she thought Danielle hit her mom. The Police take Ashley's information and tell her that she'll just have to appear if Danielle presses charges. They try to take Teresa's statement but she says that nothing happened and she didn't do anything. Danielle is in the car crying and trembling and Kim G is trying to calm her down. She keeps saying that she didn't want to come. THEN WHY DID YOU??? She's such a liar. If you were really that terrified, then you would not have put yourself in that position. STUPID.
Interestingly, the cops told Jacqueline that they are very familiar with Danielle and her drama. They ended up letting Ashley go. Danielle doesn't understand why they didn't arrest anyone. I'll tell you Danielle - it's because you cry wolf and are a drama queen. That's why.
NEXT DAY
Teresa and Jacqueline are filling Caroline in on what happened and they are laughing and retelling the story. Danielle, on the other hand, is filling Danny in on the events and playing the victim. She says that these woman want to do bodily harm to her.
Jacqueline tells Caroline that Ashley pulled Danielle's hair and that's when Caroline gets concerned. Jacqueline tells her it's because Ashley thought that Danielle hit her mom. Danielle tells Danny that handfuls of hair were pulled out of her head - I actually think it was just her weave - and hurt her neck. Oh, now it's the neck. Oy vey.
Caroline is pissed at them because she thinks they gave Danielle exactly what she wanted. And, she's concerned about what will happen to Ashley as a result. I agree.
CAROLINE
Albie goes to see an attorney. Apparently, if you get dismissed from law school, you have to wait 2 years before applying anywhere else. Yikes. That sucks. I don't think that's the law in CA. The lawyer's assessment is that his school dropped the ball by not affirmatively offering a student with a disability services. So she wants them to write a letter to help Albie get into another school.
DANIELLE
Danielle is driving and gets a call from her "energist". Seriously? Danielle says that she's scared because she thinks Teresa and Jacqueline want to physically hurt her. Paranoid much? The energist feeds into Danielle's drama and asks if she can talk to Jacqueline to try to diffuse the situation. Danielle agrees and gives her Jacqueline's number.
TERESA
OMG. This is the funniest scene. Teresa has to tell Joe what happened with Danielle the other night. She goes through the whole thing and Joe can't believe Danielle is such a drama queen. Teresa mentions Kim G's name and Joe has no idea who she is. Teresa says "she's the older lady." See?? I'm not the only one who thinks Kim G looks old. At the end, Teresa asks "So I did good?" and Joe says "You did good." HAHA.
JACQUELINE
Danielle's energist calls Jacqueline and as soon as she says that she works with Danielle, Jacqueline rolls her eyes. I'm with you, girl. The energist goes into her spiel about how she wants to help Jacqueline move on and Jacqueline says that Danielle is evil and repels everyone. Jacqueline finally agrees to let the energist "help her" and the whole time she is playing a video game on her iPhone. HAHAHA!! Jacqueline is just bullshitting this woman and the energist is feeling like she's making a breakthrough. HAHAHA!!
In the middle of it, Jacqueline asks if she thinks this is helping Danielle. Because that's supposed to be the point, right?
CAROLINE
Albie comes home and tells his mom and dad about the meeting with the lawyer. He doesn't want to get into a big legal battle with the school. He just wants to get back into school...anywhere. I LOVE this family. They are so supportive.
DANIELLE
Kim G and Danielle meet at a diner - I imagine it's because Kim G doesn't want to be seen out and about with the crazy train. Danielle tells Kim G that she's pressing charges against Ashley - you know, because her neck was hurt and she still has trouble "looking up." Stupid. Danielle is SO HAPPY that Ashley pulled her hair because now she has a reason to press charges and go after her. DANIELLE IS SO ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE
OMG. Ashley is really immature. Jacqueline wants to talk about that night and asks Ashley why she didn't just stay out of it like she told her to in the first place. Again, Ashley says that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her and that Danielle is the saint and she's the bad guy. OMG. Get over yourself Ashley. You did something stupid. You should NOT have pulled her hair. That was dumb and now you will pay the price. Stop being so dramatic.
Ashley says that she had every right to pull Danielle's hair and that she can do whatever she wants to Danielle. Actually no. That's not true. Jacqueline tells her that there will be consequences for what she has done. Chris comes in to talk to Ashley, too. He tells her to mind her own business and that being 18 doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. She says she can and he asks her who is going to help her now that she's in trouble. She doesn't understand and he asks who is going to pay for an attorney when she has to go to the hearing. She shrugs. Then Jacqueline brings up Facebook and tells Ashley again to stop posting stuff on there. Ashley is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Jacqueline. It's so frustrating.
Chris finally gets fed up and tells Ashley to either be more respectful or get the hell out of his house!! He tells her that she needs to shut the hell up or she's outta there. Damn. Chris is pissed. He tells her that she needs to suffer consequences so that she can learn. He also says that if she wants to be all "Miss Independent" then she can move her ass out and take care of her own damn self. A-MEN!
He ends by telling her that if she contacts Danielle at all, she can pack her shit and move her ass out of the house.
See you next week!
BEST OPENING SCENE...EVER!!!! It picked up right where it left off last time. Teresa and Danielle go at it and start screaming at each other. Danielle says that Teresa's house is in foreclosure and the gloves come off!! Teresa is chasing Danielle through all the people. Danielle is running with her "bodyguard" and her heels on her shoes break. She finally makes it outside and she's SO F***ING DRAMATIC. He's hyperventilating in a corner outside and she just keeps screaming "Keep her away from me. Get me outta here." Oh good LORD. The drama. No one was trying to hurt her or do any harm to her, but she's so freakin' dramatic. Teresa cannot be held back and while Jacqueline is concentrating on holding back Teresa, Ashley sneaks around and PULLS DANIELLE'S WEAVE as she's being CARRIED away by Kim G's "driver." DRAMA.
No, I don't think Ashley should have pulled Danielle's hair. No, I don't think Teresa should have said "hello" or anything to Danielle. But, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, Danielle made the situation 10 times worse than it needed to be. She's crying hysterically in the car and just such a freakin' victim. Annoying.
Teresa walks over to the Bentley and insists on talking to Danielle. The "driver" knows Teresa isn't going to "do" anything to Danielle, but tries to convince her to just walk away. Danielle is blowing this way out of proportion. Jacqueline is annoyed by the whole situation and tries to get Teresa to come back to the party and leave Danielle alone. Danielle is in the car crying that she told Kim G this would happen - what happened, Danielle??? Seriously, you freaked out and made a spectacle of yourself.
Ashley walks up and Jacqueline tells her to GO HOME. Ashley brats that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her own daughter. STFU Ashley. Seriously. You just pulled someone's hair. STUPID. OH GOOD LORD. Danielle cries in her interview that she's in pain physically and emotionally. Physically?? Really? Because someone pulled your hair?? Danielle is all sorts of crazy right now.
Danielle calls the police. DRAMA! Teresa is done and walks away and says that she's over Kim G. Done. Kim G walks out of the car to talk to Jacqueline. Danielle yells to not let Kim G hit Jacqueline. As if! Kim G is not going to hit anyone. As much as she feeds into Danielle's narcissism, she's too classy. Kim G is probably SO HUMILIATED right now. She walks up to Jacqueline and asks what happened. Jacqueline is very calm. She tells Kim G that Danielle talks a lot of shit behind people's backs and when she's confronted she acts like a victim. Kim G agrees and tells her driver to get her bag so they can get the hell out of there.
Inside the "party", Teresa and Kim D are talking and Kim G and her driver walk up. Kim G seems like she's totally on their side. She tells Teresa that she knows she tried to be nice to Danielle. Kim D tells Kim G that she has to make a decision. Kim G is just embarrassed. You can tell. Then, Ashley walks in and tells them that she pulled Danielle's hair because she thought Danielle touched her mom. Teresa says that they told her not to do anything. Ashley is NOT apologizing.
The Police call Danielle and she cries to them that she was "attacked" and "assaulted" and names Teresa and Ashley and Jacqueline. She's horrible. By far the worst "housewife" out of all the shows. She's so annoying. Jacqueline is standing in front of the car because she wants to make sure that nothing else happens and that Teresa stays inside and that Danielle stays in the car.
The Police arrive and Danielle cries to them and asks them to make Jacqueline go away. The Police call Jacqueline over to the car and Danielle starts screaming "NO!!" OMG. Enough with the drama. She cries and cries and says she wants to go home. She interviews that she "will never forget this" and wants the women to leave her alone. If that were true, she would NOT have shown up at the event and she wouldn't be on this show.
The Police keep asking if she's hurt and she keeps saying that she's an emotional mess right now. True. Then she talks about the hair pulling. An officer asks Ashley why she pulled Danielle's hair and she says that she thought Danielle hit her mom. The Police take Ashley's information and tell her that she'll just have to appear if Danielle presses charges. They try to take Teresa's statement but she says that nothing happened and she didn't do anything. Danielle is in the car crying and trembling and Kim G is trying to calm her down. She keeps saying that she didn't want to come. THEN WHY DID YOU??? She's such a liar. If you were really that terrified, then you would not have put yourself in that position. STUPID.
Interestingly, the cops told Jacqueline that they are very familiar with Danielle and her drama. They ended up letting Ashley go. Danielle doesn't understand why they didn't arrest anyone. I'll tell you Danielle - it's because you cry wolf and are a drama queen. That's why.
NEXT DAY
Teresa and Jacqueline are filling Caroline in on what happened and they are laughing and retelling the story. Danielle, on the other hand, is filling Danny in on the events and playing the victim. She says that these woman want to do bodily harm to her.
Jacqueline tells Caroline that Ashley pulled Danielle's hair and that's when Caroline gets concerned. Jacqueline tells her it's because Ashley thought that Danielle hit her mom. Danielle tells Danny that handfuls of hair were pulled out of her head - I actually think it was just her weave - and hurt her neck. Oh, now it's the neck. Oy vey.
Caroline is pissed at them because she thinks they gave Danielle exactly what she wanted. And, she's concerned about what will happen to Ashley as a result. I agree.
CAROLINE
Albie goes to see an attorney. Apparently, if you get dismissed from law school, you have to wait 2 years before applying anywhere else. Yikes. That sucks. I don't think that's the law in CA. The lawyer's assessment is that his school dropped the ball by not affirmatively offering a student with a disability services. So she wants them to write a letter to help Albie get into another school.
DANIELLE
Danielle is driving and gets a call from her "energist". Seriously? Danielle says that she's scared because she thinks Teresa and Jacqueline want to physically hurt her. Paranoid much? The energist feeds into Danielle's drama and asks if she can talk to Jacqueline to try to diffuse the situation. Danielle agrees and gives her Jacqueline's number.
TERESA
OMG. This is the funniest scene. Teresa has to tell Joe what happened with Danielle the other night. She goes through the whole thing and Joe can't believe Danielle is such a drama queen. Teresa mentions Kim G's name and Joe has no idea who she is. Teresa says "she's the older lady." See?? I'm not the only one who thinks Kim G looks old. At the end, Teresa asks "So I did good?" and Joe says "You did good." HAHA.
JACQUELINE
Danielle's energist calls Jacqueline and as soon as she says that she works with Danielle, Jacqueline rolls her eyes. I'm with you, girl. The energist goes into her spiel about how she wants to help Jacqueline move on and Jacqueline says that Danielle is evil and repels everyone. Jacqueline finally agrees to let the energist "help her" and the whole time she is playing a video game on her iPhone. HAHAHA!! Jacqueline is just bullshitting this woman and the energist is feeling like she's making a breakthrough. HAHAHA!!
In the middle of it, Jacqueline asks if she thinks this is helping Danielle. Because that's supposed to be the point, right?
CAROLINE
Albie comes home and tells his mom and dad about the meeting with the lawyer. He doesn't want to get into a big legal battle with the school. He just wants to get back into school...anywhere. I LOVE this family. They are so supportive.
DANIELLE
Kim G and Danielle meet at a diner - I imagine it's because Kim G doesn't want to be seen out and about with the crazy train. Danielle tells Kim G that she's pressing charges against Ashley - you know, because her neck was hurt and she still has trouble "looking up." Stupid. Danielle is SO HAPPY that Ashley pulled her hair because now she has a reason to press charges and go after her. DANIELLE IS SO ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE
OMG. Ashley is really immature. Jacqueline wants to talk about that night and asks Ashley why she didn't just stay out of it like she told her to in the first place. Again, Ashley says that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her and that Danielle is the saint and she's the bad guy. OMG. Get over yourself Ashley. You did something stupid. You should NOT have pulled her hair. That was dumb and now you will pay the price. Stop being so dramatic.
Ashley says that she had every right to pull Danielle's hair and that she can do whatever she wants to Danielle. Actually no. That's not true. Jacqueline tells her that there will be consequences for what she has done. Chris comes in to talk to Ashley, too. He tells her to mind her own business and that being 18 doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. She says she can and he asks her who is going to help her now that she's in trouble. She doesn't understand and he asks who is going to pay for an attorney when she has to go to the hearing. She shrugs. Then Jacqueline brings up Facebook and tells Ashley again to stop posting stuff on there. Ashley is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Jacqueline. It's so frustrating.
Chris finally gets fed up and tells Ashley to either be more respectful or get the hell out of his house!! He tells her that she needs to shut the hell up or she's outta there. Damn. Chris is pissed. He tells her that she needs to suffer consequences so that she can learn. He also says that if she wants to be all "Miss Independent" then she can move her ass out and take care of her own damn self. A-MEN!
He ends by telling her that if she contacts Danielle at all, she can pack her shit and move her ass out of the house.
See you next week!
The City, Season 3, Episode 11
"Roommate Wanted"
ROXY
Roxy asks Samantha to go look at apartments with her. Awkward -- particularly since Sami doesn't like Roxy. Weird. Anyhow, she looks at one place that is almost 800 sq. ft. and $4,000/mo. HOLY SHIT! Sorry, that warranted an expletive. Roxy is stunned (as am I) but Sami tells her that it's furnished and in a great location and that's just how much a place of that size is per month. Roxy brats that she's going to need her dad to help her because she needs to get out of Whit's place ASAP. Roxy tells Sami that Whit doesn't even know she's looking at places.
VINTAGE CLOTHING EXPO
Erin and Kate (executive accessories editor for Elle) run into Whitney at the Expo and she tells them that she's looking for inspiration for her line. Erin and Kate are there looking for accessories for the upcoming Ashley Greene shoot. Erin asks if Whit has any black dresses they could consider and Whit says that she'll send some over right away. YAY!!!
ROXY
Roxy meets her dad, Ken Olin (!!!!! - I love him. I've loved him since Thirtysomething!! And I love Brothers and Sisters and Roxy's mom on that show!!), for lunch to ask for $$$$. Her dad asks how Whitney is doing and Roxy tells him that they aren't getting along. He is shocked because he says Whitney is such a sweet girl. HAHAHA!! Roxy explains that NYC and Kelly Cutrone have gotten to her and given her a thicker skin. Hmmm. Next Roxy tells him about the safe apartment in a great neighborhood with hardwood floors. She says that it's $4000/mo, but that's a total deal in NYC. Ken Olin is an awesome father. He tells Roxy that he doesn't think he can help her keep figuring out what she doesn't want to do with her life. She needs to figure out what she DOES want to do. He tells her that if she moved home, she wouldn't have to pay rent or have any of those additional expenses. Shit, I'll move in with him and Patricia Wettig. I don't even like dogs and I'd walk their dogs. Roxy says no way, Jose.
He tells her that he can't foot the bill anymore. He's given her a year and she's not any closer to figuring out what she wants to do with herself. He's been supportive of her moving to NYC and figuring out things and being creative, but he's not going to pay for it anymore. That's hard...for both of them.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Olivia shows up and her "friend," Alexis Bryan Morgan, is there prepping for the shoot. Erin and Joe show up and bring in some Whitney Eve stuff. Alexis loves the stuff and Joe tells Olivia to make sure that a Whitney Eve piece makes it into the shoot. Olivia says that they have some more important things to shoot than Whitney Eve, but she'll "try." Erin and Joe smirk at each other and Joe says that he would really like to see a Whitney Eve piece in the shoot. HAHAHA! Olivia sucks. She really really sucks. Not only can she not be happy for her former colleague, she wants to actively see her fail. Bitch.
Alexis tells Olivia that she knows she's not happy about including Whitney Eve in the shoot, but Joe really likes it, so it's going in. She tells Olivia that she trusts her to make it look great and Olivia says that there is only so much she can do. What an F-ing bitch. STFU and be professional. Jeez.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Or Passive Aggressive Central. Roxy and Whitney are working next to one another and not saying a word. Kelly walks in and asks what's going on. Whit tells her about running into Erin and sending some looks to her for the Ashley Greene shoot. Roxy says to be careful with celebrities because you can't FORCE them to wear your clothes. Whit says that hopefully Erin will make sure it gets done. Kelly can't stand the passive aggression and tells Whit to get over everything because there's a charity event tonight. Whit says that she'll ask Sami to come with her. Kelly says that there's obviously something going on between Whit and Roxy but she's not a therapist and she doesn't really give a shit. All she cares about is Whit putting on a happy face at the event and looking like she believes in the charity.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Joe brings Ashley to the back where all the clothes are and puts a Whitney Eve jacket on her for the Elle.com interview. Olivia does the interview even though she's hating every minute of it because Ashley is wearing Whitney Eve. She asks stupid questions and then Joe tells Olivia to ask Ashley what she's wearing. Olivia, of course, asks what the shoes are. Ashley answers and then tells Olivia who the dress is and that the jacket is Whitney Eve. Olivia says that she loves the skirt and the shoes. Joe has a "WTF is wrong with her?" look on his face.
CHARITY EVENT
Sami and Whit arrive and Sami tells her about looking for apartments with Roxy. Whitney is annoyed that Roxy didn't tell her since she's her roommate and all. Whitney brings up the apartment search with Roxy in the middle of the show and Kelly is all kinds of pissed. She tells them to STOP! After the show, Whit walks out and tells Sami that she can't fight with Roxy about this right now.
ASHLEY GREENE SHOOT
Joe pulls some gold cuffs for the next shot and Olivia asks him for a second of his time. She tells him that there's an opportunity that has come up in Japan to host an event and she wanted to cover it for Elle.com. Joe says that it's the busiest time of the year right now and Olivia interrupts that she could contribute a lot with this piece. He asks what exactly she wants to contribute. She says that she can do a street fashion segment in Tokyo and she can get to know people in the Elle offices there, too. Joe says that those are "valid points" but I totally disagree. He tells her to write it up in a proposal and he'll talk to Robbie about it. Basically, Olivia wants to go to Japan and she wants Elle to pay for it. HAHA.
ERIN & SETH
Seth brings up Olivia going to Tokyo. Erin doesn't think she'll be missed. Seth: "Maybe if we get Olivia to Japan for the short term, we get rid of her for the long term." HAHA!
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy is packing up and Whit is shocked. She wasn't expecting it all to happen so fast. Roxy tells Whit that she's staying with Sami for awhile. Whit is disappointed that they are leaving things so unsettled. She offers to help Roxy but Roxy wants to be a martyr.
See you next week!
ROXY
Roxy asks Samantha to go look at apartments with her. Awkward -- particularly since Sami doesn't like Roxy. Weird. Anyhow, she looks at one place that is almost 800 sq. ft. and $4,000/mo. HOLY SHIT! Sorry, that warranted an expletive. Roxy is stunned (as am I) but Sami tells her that it's furnished and in a great location and that's just how much a place of that size is per month. Roxy brats that she's going to need her dad to help her because she needs to get out of Whit's place ASAP. Roxy tells Sami that Whit doesn't even know she's looking at places.
VINTAGE CLOTHING EXPO
Erin and Kate (executive accessories editor for Elle) run into Whitney at the Expo and she tells them that she's looking for inspiration for her line. Erin and Kate are there looking for accessories for the upcoming Ashley Greene shoot. Erin asks if Whit has any black dresses they could consider and Whit says that she'll send some over right away. YAY!!!
ROXY
Roxy meets her dad, Ken Olin (!!!!! - I love him. I've loved him since Thirtysomething!! And I love Brothers and Sisters and Roxy's mom on that show!!), for lunch to ask for $$$$. Her dad asks how Whitney is doing and Roxy tells him that they aren't getting along. He is shocked because he says Whitney is such a sweet girl. HAHAHA!! Roxy explains that NYC and Kelly Cutrone have gotten to her and given her a thicker skin. Hmmm. Next Roxy tells him about the safe apartment in a great neighborhood with hardwood floors. She says that it's $4000/mo, but that's a total deal in NYC. Ken Olin is an awesome father. He tells Roxy that he doesn't think he can help her keep figuring out what she doesn't want to do with her life. She needs to figure out what she DOES want to do. He tells her that if she moved home, she wouldn't have to pay rent or have any of those additional expenses. Shit, I'll move in with him and Patricia Wettig. I don't even like dogs and I'd walk their dogs. Roxy says no way, Jose.
He tells her that he can't foot the bill anymore. He's given her a year and she's not any closer to figuring out what she wants to do with herself. He's been supportive of her moving to NYC and figuring out things and being creative, but he's not going to pay for it anymore. That's hard...for both of them.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Olivia shows up and her "friend," Alexis Bryan Morgan, is there prepping for the shoot. Erin and Joe show up and bring in some Whitney Eve stuff. Alexis loves the stuff and Joe tells Olivia to make sure that a Whitney Eve piece makes it into the shoot. Olivia says that they have some more important things to shoot than Whitney Eve, but she'll "try." Erin and Joe smirk at each other and Joe says that he would really like to see a Whitney Eve piece in the shoot. HAHAHA! Olivia sucks. She really really sucks. Not only can she not be happy for her former colleague, she wants to actively see her fail. Bitch.
Alexis tells Olivia that she knows she's not happy about including Whitney Eve in the shoot, but Joe really likes it, so it's going in. She tells Olivia that she trusts her to make it look great and Olivia says that there is only so much she can do. What an F-ing bitch. STFU and be professional. Jeez.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Or Passive Aggressive Central. Roxy and Whitney are working next to one another and not saying a word. Kelly walks in and asks what's going on. Whit tells her about running into Erin and sending some looks to her for the Ashley Greene shoot. Roxy says to be careful with celebrities because you can't FORCE them to wear your clothes. Whit says that hopefully Erin will make sure it gets done. Kelly can't stand the passive aggression and tells Whit to get over everything because there's a charity event tonight. Whit says that she'll ask Sami to come with her. Kelly says that there's obviously something going on between Whit and Roxy but she's not a therapist and she doesn't really give a shit. All she cares about is Whit putting on a happy face at the event and looking like she believes in the charity.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Joe brings Ashley to the back where all the clothes are and puts a Whitney Eve jacket on her for the Elle.com interview. Olivia does the interview even though she's hating every minute of it because Ashley is wearing Whitney Eve. She asks stupid questions and then Joe tells Olivia to ask Ashley what she's wearing. Olivia, of course, asks what the shoes are. Ashley answers and then tells Olivia who the dress is and that the jacket is Whitney Eve. Olivia says that she loves the skirt and the shoes. Joe has a "WTF is wrong with her?" look on his face.
CHARITY EVENT
Sami and Whit arrive and Sami tells her about looking for apartments with Roxy. Whitney is annoyed that Roxy didn't tell her since she's her roommate and all. Whitney brings up the apartment search with Roxy in the middle of the show and Kelly is all kinds of pissed. She tells them to STOP! After the show, Whit walks out and tells Sami that she can't fight with Roxy about this right now.
ASHLEY GREENE SHOOT
Joe pulls some gold cuffs for the next shot and Olivia asks him for a second of his time. She tells him that there's an opportunity that has come up in Japan to host an event and she wanted to cover it for Elle.com. Joe says that it's the busiest time of the year right now and Olivia interrupts that she could contribute a lot with this piece. He asks what exactly she wants to contribute. She says that she can do a street fashion segment in Tokyo and she can get to know people in the Elle offices there, too. Joe says that those are "valid points" but I totally disagree. He tells her to write it up in a proposal and he'll talk to Robbie about it. Basically, Olivia wants to go to Japan and she wants Elle to pay for it. HAHA.
ERIN & SETH
Seth brings up Olivia going to Tokyo. Erin doesn't think she'll be missed. Seth: "Maybe if we get Olivia to Japan for the short term, we get rid of her for the long term." HAHA!
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy is packing up and Whit is shocked. She wasn't expecting it all to happen so fast. Roxy tells Whit that she's staying with Sami for awhile. Whit is disappointed that they are leaving things so unsettled. She offers to help Roxy but Roxy wants to be a martyr.
See you next week!
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 11
"He Loves Me Not"
HOLLY, STEPH, LO
Holly tells the girls that her mom is coming to visit and she's nervous because she knows her mom will want to see Real Doll. They talk about Costa Rica and how awful Brody was to Kristin - you know, calling her his sister and all. I wish there was an "eye roll" emoticon.
FRANKIE, BRODY, TAYLOR
The boys are all chatting at some car repair place. Taylor is a mechanic? Weird. Anyhow, they rehash Costa Rica and Brody brats about Kristin. The guys explain that she was trying to make him jealous and Brody says that he's not in elementary school. Well, at least not this week. Brody is so immature and always starting drama except when it is directed towards him. Then, he's the voice of reason. Dumb.
The boys take some bikes out for a ride and Frankie cannot get his to start. When he finally gets it going it gets away from him and crashes. HAHA.
LAX
Holly picks up her mom and immediately, Darlene says that she'd love to see Real Doll while she's in town. Holly tells her mom about the decision they all made to cut Real Doll out of their lives. Darlene says that it's a bad idea and that Holly is her sister. It's a tough situation. Real Doll has LOST HER MIND and she's chosen that train wreck, Sponge Bob, over her family. I get that he's her husband, but COME ON. He's insane. And, anyone who forces you to cut off your entire family is not worth being with.
Darlene is such a good mom. Holly explains that she's tried everything and she can't get through to Real Doll. Darlene just tells her that Real Doll will come around but it has to be on her terms in her own time and they just have to be there for her when that happens. So sad.
THE COLONY
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are out and Brody is there with his buddies because they only go to the same places. Stupid. Stephanie and Lo and her man are there, too. Of course. Brody's greasy friend, Josh, shows up and Stephanie thinks he's hot. Hmmm. I disagree. He comes over and talks to Stephanie. The attraction is mutual and he walks her out to her car. He gets her digits and she is super excited.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are walking through LA. They talk about Brody and Bartender Stacie encourages Kristin to tell Brody how she feels.
STEPHANIE
She-Pratt (I don't know...I feel like she's kind of earned it again) and Josh ("Greasy") are out to dinner. He races motorcycles and tells her all about it. She doesn't drink so she orders a soda and he orders one as well because of his racing schedule. He can't be drinking too much. Perfect match!! He tells her that he knows about her DUI, but he's glad that she ordered a soda. They both talk about how awesome it is that the other doesn't drink.
YAMASHIRO
Lo and Scott are celebrating their one-year anniversary. UGH! I think I'm the only girl on the planet who doesn't remember dating anniversaries - or celebrate them! My boyfriend had to remind me of our one year anniversary because I had NO IDEA. I don't think it matters until you're married.
OMG. These two are really cute. He so obviously loves Lo and she's so into him. He tells her that he wants to move in with her, but she says that she doesn't want to make that kind of commitment until they really "take the next step" - which I think means engagement. I hope he got that message, too. I made it super clear to my boyfriend - no living together until he puts a ring on it.
KRISTIN & BRODY
Brody comes over to "talk" about things. She tells him that she's ready for a boyfriend and she wants to try and make it work with him. He tells her that it's too late because he's been hanging out with someone and wants to see how things go with her. Ok, Brody is a douchebag. He encourages her to open up and tell him what she wants and then drops the "new girl" bomb.
LO & SHE-PRATT
These two are doing yoga and Lo asks She-Pratt about Josh. Um, isn't against Buddha to talk during yoga? I'm just saying. Anyhow, She-Pratt tells Lo about her date and how they have SO MUCH IN COMMON. You know, because they don't drink. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Scott wants to move in with her. EEEEEE!! BUT, Lo has a rule - no moving in without an engagement. I hear you, sister!! Stay strong! Don't give in. Of course, She-Pratt tries to convince Lo to move in with Scott and not to stay true to the rule. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Kristin called her to get together because "somethings wrong." Namaste.
W HOTEL
This is heartbreaking. Darlene and Holly are having lunch and Holly says she got Real Doll's number from someone but that the phone is off and there's no voicemail. Darlene tells Holly that she's been mourning the loss of a child and that she needs to know that she's done everything she can for Real Doll. It's so awful and sad to see this family in such pain because of Real Doll and Sponge Bob's selfishness.
KRISTIN
Lo and Kristin meet up and Kristin tells her about Brody. Kristin is having a pity party because she put herself out there and got shot down. Lo tries to lift her spirits by telling her that any guy would love to date her and girls want to BE her. She tells Kristin not to get upset by BRODY JENNER. He's so not worth it. Particularly since he's hanging out with AVRIL LAVIGNE! Kristin starts crying and Lo genuinely feels bad for her. Awww.
I can't believe next week is the LAST EPISODE EVER!!
HOLLY, STEPH, LO
Holly tells the girls that her mom is coming to visit and she's nervous because she knows her mom will want to see Real Doll. They talk about Costa Rica and how awful Brody was to Kristin - you know, calling her his sister and all. I wish there was an "eye roll" emoticon.
FRANKIE, BRODY, TAYLOR
The boys are all chatting at some car repair place. Taylor is a mechanic? Weird. Anyhow, they rehash Costa Rica and Brody brats about Kristin. The guys explain that she was trying to make him jealous and Brody says that he's not in elementary school. Well, at least not this week. Brody is so immature and always starting drama except when it is directed towards him. Then, he's the voice of reason. Dumb.
The boys take some bikes out for a ride and Frankie cannot get his to start. When he finally gets it going it gets away from him and crashes. HAHA.
LAX
Holly picks up her mom and immediately, Darlene says that she'd love to see Real Doll while she's in town. Holly tells her mom about the decision they all made to cut Real Doll out of their lives. Darlene says that it's a bad idea and that Holly is her sister. It's a tough situation. Real Doll has LOST HER MIND and she's chosen that train wreck, Sponge Bob, over her family. I get that he's her husband, but COME ON. He's insane. And, anyone who forces you to cut off your entire family is not worth being with.
Darlene is such a good mom. Holly explains that she's tried everything and she can't get through to Real Doll. Darlene just tells her that Real Doll will come around but it has to be on her terms in her own time and they just have to be there for her when that happens. So sad.
THE COLONY
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are out and Brody is there with his buddies because they only go to the same places. Stupid. Stephanie and Lo and her man are there, too. Of course. Brody's greasy friend, Josh, shows up and Stephanie thinks he's hot. Hmmm. I disagree. He comes over and talks to Stephanie. The attraction is mutual and he walks her out to her car. He gets her digits and she is super excited.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are walking through LA. They talk about Brody and Bartender Stacie encourages Kristin to tell Brody how she feels.
STEPHANIE
She-Pratt (I don't know...I feel like she's kind of earned it again) and Josh ("Greasy") are out to dinner. He races motorcycles and tells her all about it. She doesn't drink so she orders a soda and he orders one as well because of his racing schedule. He can't be drinking too much. Perfect match!! He tells her that he knows about her DUI, but he's glad that she ordered a soda. They both talk about how awesome it is that the other doesn't drink.
YAMASHIRO
Lo and Scott are celebrating their one-year anniversary. UGH! I think I'm the only girl on the planet who doesn't remember dating anniversaries - or celebrate them! My boyfriend had to remind me of our one year anniversary because I had NO IDEA. I don't think it matters until you're married.
OMG. These two are really cute. He so obviously loves Lo and she's so into him. He tells her that he wants to move in with her, but she says that she doesn't want to make that kind of commitment until they really "take the next step" - which I think means engagement. I hope he got that message, too. I made it super clear to my boyfriend - no living together until he puts a ring on it.
KRISTIN & BRODY
Brody comes over to "talk" about things. She tells him that she's ready for a boyfriend and she wants to try and make it work with him. He tells her that it's too late because he's been hanging out with someone and wants to see how things go with her. Ok, Brody is a douchebag. He encourages her to open up and tell him what she wants and then drops the "new girl" bomb.
LO & SHE-PRATT
These two are doing yoga and Lo asks She-Pratt about Josh. Um, isn't against Buddha to talk during yoga? I'm just saying. Anyhow, She-Pratt tells Lo about her date and how they have SO MUCH IN COMMON. You know, because they don't drink. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Scott wants to move in with her. EEEEEE!! BUT, Lo has a rule - no moving in without an engagement. I hear you, sister!! Stay strong! Don't give in. Of course, She-Pratt tries to convince Lo to move in with Scott and not to stay true to the rule. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Kristin called her to get together because "somethings wrong." Namaste.
W HOTEL
This is heartbreaking. Darlene and Holly are having lunch and Holly says she got Real Doll's number from someone but that the phone is off and there's no voicemail. Darlene tells Holly that she's been mourning the loss of a child and that she needs to know that she's done everything she can for Real Doll. It's so awful and sad to see this family in such pain because of Real Doll and Sponge Bob's selfishness.
KRISTIN
Lo and Kristin meet up and Kristin tells her about Brody. Kristin is having a pity party because she put herself out there and got shot down. Lo tries to lift her spirits by telling her that any guy would love to date her and girls want to BE her. She tells Kristin not to get upset by BRODY JENNER. He's so not worth it. Particularly since he's hanging out with AVRIL LAVIGNE! Kristin starts crying and Lo genuinely feels bad for her. Awww.
I can't believe next week is the LAST EPISODE EVER!!
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