The Bachelor, Season 14, FINALE

I was going to recap the "Women tell all" but I decided against it because it was dumb and boring.

SO, it's the finale!! We get to meet Jake's family. WOOT!

Jake meets up with his family in St. Lucia. He tells them that he's fallen in love with both women and they are both totally different. He asks them to help him pick the right person. He talks about each of them and when he talks about Vienna, his mother interrupts. She asks if she's the one everyone hates and he says yes. She tells him that there's something to that. Mom votes for Tenley and she hasn't even met the girls yet!! HA! He'll be dumb and not listen to their advice. Jake says that he led them into an opinion about Vienna so he's not going to listen to them anyway.

TENLEY

She's up first and they are obviously loving her. She totally makes his dad cry. Sallie, Jake's mom, LOVES Tenley. They totally bonded. His brothers and sisters-in-law all think he should be with Tenley and that she's exactly what they pictured for Jake. She talks to Jake's dad next. He's totally sold. Jim hugs her and tells us that he'd be happy to have Tenley in his family. They all love her and want Jake to pick her. LISTEN TO THEM, JAKE. Jake and Tenley jump into the water and his brothers jump in after them. OMG. All of them just love Tenley to death.

VIENNA

She's going to be a hard sell. Vienna is so immature. Vienna them that the girls all hated her and starts giggling. Jake's sister-in-law says that Vienna seems very confrontational. Sallie (the mom) HATES HER. They all observe that she's not really mixing well with the family. She does a lot of joking. Sallie is very concerned about Vienna and doesn't think she has the ability to get along with other people. Sallie worries about Vienna getting along with the sisters-in-law. Sallie is Team Tenley all the way.

The brothers all have concerns about Vienna. They think the brutal honesty thing she has is a defense mechanism. They think she has a lot of growing up to do. The sisters-in-law tell Vienna that she and Tenley are so different. They ask Vienna what she thinks of Tenley. Vienna says that Tenley is really sweet, but doesn't have any opinions of her own and Vienna finds that annoying. They ask how she gets along with her girlfriends back home. She tells them that the problems she had with the girls was similar to other conflicts she's had but not this bad. They do NOT like her at all.

Sallie asks her how she gets along with people, right off the bat. Vienna tells the mom that in the house, she just was herself and people didn't like it. The sisters-in-law tell Jake that they like Vienna after talking to her. UGH. She still bugs me. Sallie says that she changed her mind about her. Whatever. These people all still want Tenley to be part of their family. What are they supposed to say? He could potentially marry her!

They go back and now Jake has his alone dates with the girls for the last time. I think it's really just physical with Jake and Vienna. That's going to get old fast. She's going to wake up and realize she married a total dork and want to go out and meet more boys. AND, he's going to wake up and realize that he married a teenager with NO FRIENDS.

I had to fast forward because this episode is entirely too long and there's no good information in the alone date.

Now he's with Tenley. He's having a hard time forgetting the fiery, physical connection he has with Vienna. UGH. He says that his problem in the past has always been having the physical and no emotional chemistry. But with Tenley, they have the emotional connection, but they don't have the physical much. Tenley tells him that it's supposed to grow slowly. Tenley is now feeling hurt and like Jake is not really into her. She's the one with the doubts. Now I feel better about him picking Vienna because at least Tenley has a clue.

RING DAY!!!

Jake is trying to figure it out, blah, blah, blah. Who will be first??

It's TENLEY. Jake totally breaks her heart. She handles it so well. I feel so horrible for her. It's so sad. He totally made the wrong choice.

Next up, VIENNA. Oh, apparently, she gave Jake the ring that her dad gave her so he gives it back and she thinks he's dumping her. Then he tells her that he loves her and he proposes to her. She says yes, of course. Whatever.

I'm over it. I didn't really like this Bachelor so I'm ok that he picked a total psycho.