Last time on Jersey Shore: Sammi and Ronnie broke up and got back together, The Situation invited skanks over to the house and Snickers got into another fight with the skanks.
UGH. MTV yanked this episode off it's website.
What I remember is that Pauly D met a girl named Danielle. She's a very cute, Jewish, Israeli girl. I mention the Jewish part because she wants Pauly D to convert. That should have been his first clue that this girl was a little off. They JUST MET. Pauly D tries to hook up with her but she says she's waiting until marriage for that. Uh-oh. Pauly D sees her as a challenged now and remains intrigued.
Snickers met a farmer named Keith. He has muscles so I guess it doesn't matter that he's some white guy and not Italian. She decides to date Keith. Keith seems like a meathead. It's the shore...what do I expect, right? They don't have sex, but they exchange numbers and agree to hang out when she gets back from Atlantic City.
Well, the gang goes to Atlantic City and have a good time. While they are there, The Situation stirs up mad trouble because he just talks crap to everyone. Even Snickers. They are all at dinner giving giving each other shit and Snickers asks for a roll (of bread). The Situation tells Snickers that she's already got a couple of rolls (of fat). It's super harsh and so unnecessary. It's totally hitting below the belt and Snickers is very hurt. She leaves the table and JWOW follows her into the bathroom. Snickers tells JWOW that she is VERY self conscious and that, in high school, she was bulimic. Even though The Situation doesn't know this part of Snickers' history, it's never ok to call a girl fat...or imply that she is. It's just really f-ed up.
Later at the club, Vinny starts making out with some chick. As soon as Vinny walks away to get a drink, The Situation "commits a robbery" and takes the chick and starts making out with her. He did it on purpose and it was totally messed up. Vinny just thinks it's gross because he had JUST made out with her and his saliva was probably still in her mouth. SICK. I almost threw up right now thinking about that. Vinny teases The Situation and asks him how he tastes. SICK!!
Later JWOW gets drunk and throws up in the bathroom of the club. She comes out and asks The Situation - who is totally hooking up with the girl that he took from Vinnie - to walk her up to the room. The Situation told her to go up by herself or find someone else to walk her up. They start arguing and JWOW threatens to beat up the girl The Situation is hooking up with. The Situation still refuses to walk JWOW upstairs, so JWOW slaps him and she is escorted out of the club....
I'll do the full recap when MTV puts it back online...
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