Everyone is back for the Reunion show. Even Angelina is there.
First question: What do you miss most about the Jersey Shore? Snickers misses partying with all the roommates. The Situation informs us that it's cold in the Wintertime in Jersey, so when Summer rolls around, everyone wants to have fun!
So, you live by the beach, why tan at a salon? The Situation and JWOW explain that the beach will give you tan lines and you're all oily and there's sand. But a tanning bed lets you tan without all of that.
Pauly D, what's up with the guido backlash? Pauly D explains that he doesn't represent all Italians, he only represents himself. That's all he can do.
Is "guido" offensive? NO.
THE SITUATION - In the Hot Seat
He appointed himself "man of the house" because he cooked and cleaned and took care of everyone. Ronnie yells out that he didn't get that memo. The Situation tells him to keep quiet and then says that everyone could see that Ronnie has no personality. "Some people got it and some people don't...and Ronnie don't." JWOW says that out of everyone in the house, Ronnie was the most down to earth and nicest and Ronnie pulls up his shirt and says "And you don't need a 'situation' for that brother." HAHA.
Vinny says The Situation cooked and cleaned and did everything his mother does, so he was the "Woman of the house." Nice. The Situation just laughs it all off. The Situation says he's not a hater and that was a "good one". HAHA.
There's a montage of The Situation and his women. The Situation defends himself and his skanky choices by saying that a starving person will eat anything. It's the same thing. Um...ok. The Situation says that he'll never go hungry in Seaside. And Ronnie says "not with the chicks he brings home." Zing!
The Situation says that Mrs. Situation would have to have a pretty face, take care of her body, an awesome personality, very giving and caring, and someone who can cook. The hostess says that it sounds a lot like Sammi, but it actually sounds nothing like her.
PAULY D - In the Hot Seat
For being such a pimp guido, Pauly D didn't really get much action at the Shore, except for in the beginning with JWOW!! Pauly D says that's because he only wants to hook up with hot chicks and JWOW is a hot chick... "that's why she's J-WOW."
Pauly D talks about Danielle "the Stalker". He says he didn't want to wear the T-Shirt that says "I love Jewish Girls" because he's Italian and he's "Not trying to rep any Jews. No offense." What? So, Pauly D tells us that Danielle is crazy!! Apparently, when he was back in Rhode Island, he was DJing at some club and Danielle found out through facebook or something. He's DJing and doin' his thing and he looks up and there's DANIELLE!!! He says that she drove 4 hours to Rhode Island to see him even though he wasn't taking her calls or anything anymore. "You guys called it. Stage 5 clinger!" HAHA.
NEXT UP: JWOW In the Hot Seat
JWOW says that she never hooked up or grinded on Pauly D. The Situation stands up and says "What show were you on?" Seriously, she totally hooked up with Pauly D. Then Pauly D says "We were making love in the club." HA! So what's JWOW's definition of cheating? She says making out and getting in bed with a guy.
Sammi says that it's none of her business what JWOW does in her relationships, but every time she would see JWOW in a club, she was with a guy. JWOW: "I don't get in nobody's business and it's a damn shame when other people get in mine...If people want to spend their time at a club staring at what I'm doing, then obviously they don't have a life." ZING!
VINNY In the Hot Seat
Vinny tells us that he still talks to Melissa - The Situation's sister. And he says that he still lives at home: "Where am I gonna go?" He's a proud mama's boy.
ANGELINA in the Hot Seat
Angelina says that she wasn't cock-blocking, but she felt like The Situation didn't respect the girls in the house because he kept bringing trash home. The Situation: "If she wasn't getting any, then nobody was". Zing! Angelina denies it and reveals that he and Angelina hooked up in the beginning. Angelina says she regrets not staying, but she had a boyfriend. She shrugs off the fact that her boyfriend was MARRIED. Ridiculous.
RONNIE & SAMMI in the Hot Seat
They are still together and happy. There's a montage of their arguments and fights. Ronnie says they don't fight at all anymore. The hostess ASKS JWOW what she thinks of all the fighting and JWOW says that she just doesn't understand getting mad because your boyfriend is TALKING to another girl. She doesn't get that. Sammi tells her that it's just like she says, JWOW sticks to her own business and this is their business.
They are about to show "Never Before Seen Footage" and The Situation says that Ronnie is excited to see this footage. Ronnie says to play it. Sammi looks like she's going to cry and she totally does. It's very weird. She totally tears up and walks off the stage. Ronnie runs after her. DRAMA.
The other roommates are speculating about what the footage could be. HAHA. Sammi says she just had an emotional breakdown, but she's all good. Roll the footage:
Sammi is in bed and The Situation is sitting on it and talking with her:
Sammi: "Don't say anything to anybody, Mike. I'm trusting you right now."
The Situation interviews "You know if I have a better bond with your girl than you do. That's not my fault, that's your fault."
Sammi: "I was flirting with the cop. He was hot. I like to do what I want."
The Situation: "You're the prettiest girl in the house and I would love to find me a girlfriend cause I'm like sweet like that. I just haven't found the right girl. You know I'm sweet. Shut up!"
Sammi: "I do. I do. I think you're a great guy."
The Situation: "I am. You can just tell."
Sammi: "I don't like this guy drama. That's why I'm single cause I don't deal with it."
The Situation: "Do I really want this or do I really want...? Can I see myself...? Is this person really worth my time? And if they're not...there's so many people out there. And I'm going through them pretty quick." HAHAHA.
The Situation interviews "The relationship we have, the bond that we have is probably better than what she has with Ronnie."
The Situation gets up to leave and says "This is not going to look good when Ronnie comes up." They kiss on the cheek and say good-night.
Sammi: "Who said he's coming up?"
The Situation: "I don't know. I thought he was."
They laugh...end scene.
Back at the reunion...Ronnie is upset. Ok, I don't think the scene was bad AT ALL. It was in the beginning and who gives a shit if she was flirting with a stupid cop. BUT, because Sammi gives Ronnie SO MUCH F-ing GRIEF over every little thing he does, I can completely understand.
Ronnie says that he didn't know anything about that and that he sees that Sam likes to leave out certain bits of information when he and Sammi talk. Ronnie says it makes no difference to him because "I cut girls quicker than barbers do." He says that Sammi can be on that list if she wants to. Sammi says she has nothing to say because that clip was from the VERY beginning of the summer. Ronnie is PISSED. He tells her that she can go to the bathroom and cry right now if she wants. OUCH. He's really overreacting. I get it if he wants an excuse to get out of the relationship, but otherwise, he's just being dramatic. This happened so long ago. Ronnie explains that he's so angry because he took A LOT OF BULLSHIT from Sammi about his friendship with JWOW. But there was no connection with JWOW, he never hooked up with JWOW or flirted with JWOW or never held hands with JWOW and he took so much shit from Sammi. Yet, Sammi can be friends with The Situation? That's bullshit. Very true. I see his point. Ronnie: "So who's the asshole? ME."
Ronnie tells Sammi that she's a "fucking liar." She disagrees and says that Ronnie knew all about the cop situation. Ronnie says "Yeah, now I see about The Situation." Sammi says that there's nothing between her and The Situation and they didn't do anything. The Situation says that he'll stick up for Sammi and tells Ronnie that there was nothing there, but he sees why Ronnie is upset.
Sammi asks if he's willing to ruin what they have over this. Ronnie says that SHE ruined it. She says it was nothing and he says "until it's done to you." She says that Ronnie never did anything to her. Ronnie says "Exactly. No secret footage, no bonus clips. Nothing." Is he threatened by the relationship with Sammi and The Situation. NO. The Situation and Pauly D both answer for Ronnie and tell the hostess that Ronnie is mad because he has ALWAYS been straight up with Sammi and he cares so much for her that he would never lie.
Sammi asks Ronnie if the clip was really that bad. He cuts her off and says that she always says that and then imitates her "was it that bad?" He tells her to put herself in his position. JWOW never sat on his bed talking to him about Sammi, he never hooked up with anyone in the house. "Put yourself in my position and then come talk to me." Good point.
Angelina says that they break up and get back together all the time, so she thinks they'll be back together right away. Sammi says that it's really over this time and "It's Done." Ronnie says "I guess it's done, then." Drama.
Sammi: "I mean if he's gonna ruin something that's so good over that, then that's his problem."
When the show goes to break Ronnie, goes back to sit with the cast and Sammi goes off-stage to the bathroom.
When we come back, Sammi is back with the rest of the cast. HA!
SNOOKI - In the Hot Seat
Snickers, Snooki whatever. She's got lots of nicknames. The Situation and Snickers have totally hooked up since the last night at the shore house, but they're not dishing details. She could do worse...
Everyone hated the stupid duck phone and Snickers really misses the shore. She says the guy who hit her in the face never apologized to her personally and she's over it.
Now we get a montage of the FIST PUMP!! Pauly D says that you fight the beat every night you go out. Ronnie is the best dancer and The Situation is the worst and Vinny is the best Fist Pumper. Oh jeez.
We'll miss you guys!!
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