"Staub Wounds"
TERESA
Joe takes the girls to Tae Kwan Do class. Gabriella is the middle girl and looks nothing like Melania and Gia. Her features look so soft. She's so cute. Dare I say, she looks like Joe?? Now all three girls are beating on each other. Good Lord.
DANIELLE
Danielle is taking a boxing class that Danny set up for her and her daughters. One of Danny's "fighter" friends is teaching the girls to box. Danielle is pretending the guy is Jacqueline and Teresa. Danielle's daughters are so embarrassed that Danielle is their mother. I have nothing but pity for those girls - I wouldn't wish for Danielle to be anyone's mother. I'm so curious about her ex-husband.
JACQUELINE
Jacqueline and the baby arrive at Kim G's house. They start talking about the "incident" and Kim G is horrified by the events of the other night. Jacqueline brings up Ashley and Kim G can't understand why the cops didn't do anything. They both agree that if Ashley gets in trouble that she deserves it because she should not have done anything. This is totally unrelated, but WTF is Jacqueline feeding her baby?? Is it really that difficult to mix your own bottles that you need to buy the pre-made formula bottles?? Pathetic.
CAROLINE
Caroline's family is at home in the kitchen and Albert Sr. comes in and they discuss the wedding event at the Brownstone that day. Chris and Lauren go get ready and Albert Sr. says that Albie is welcome to come in with them and help out if he has time. Albie wants no part of the Brownstone. He feels like a failure if he works there because he sees it as "working for daddy" - which it is, but at least it's something.
TERESA
Teresa goes to Kim D's store and apologizes for what happened at her party. They start talking smack about Danielle. Teresa brings up AGAIN that Danielle was saying her house was "in foreclosed" or "under foreclosure." Um, it's IN foreclosURE.
Kim G shows up and Teresa is surprised to see her. They talk about the other night and then Teresa asks why she's friends with Kim G. Kim G says that she pities Danielle. (insert eye roll here). Teresa says that the thing she does regret is pushing Kim G because Kim G is old and Teresa respects her elders.
JACQUELINE
Ashley and Derek are at Derek's house. Derek says that, while Danielle deserved what she got, it should not have been Ashley to give it to her. Ashley keeps talking about Danielle and Derek yawns. Derek says that he's sick of talking about Danielle and that he hopes Ashley got it out of her system.
TERESA
Teresa tells us that Joe has always been an entrepreneur and then confirms that "entrepreneur" means someone who likes to own businesses. HAHA. Anyhow, he's opening a pizzeria, apartment building and laundromat. They look at the kitchen of the pizzeria. Next they look at the apartment. He shows her around the place and tells her that it's where they are moving. Considering the current state of their finances, he may not be kidding. Teresa is so entitled. She says that she would NEVER live in that apartment. Well, she may not have a choice.
DANIELLE
Why is Danielle always meeting people in diners? It's like she's hiding so people don't see her meeting people in nice places. Particularly, now with Danny and his thug friend. Danielle starts talking about Ashley and she tells Danny that she feels sad for Ashley. She blames Jacqueline for how Ashley is. She thinks the Ashley is trying too hard to try to fit into that family. She pities her but she's still pressing charges.
Danielle says that she's worried most about Ashley is that a year ago she was telling Danielle that she loved her and used to call her all the time. Dumb. Danielle is disgusted that Jacqueline hasn't done a better job with Ashley.
CAROLINE
Albie got a letter from the law school supporting his application to another law school. So now he has to start applying to another law school. He doesn't need to take the LSAT again or wait 2 years, but the application process is a bitch. Albie tells his parents that there is a possibility that he'll have to go out of state. Albert Sr. tells Albie to ignore his mother's feelings and go wherever he needs to go. He tells Albie that he needs to do what he needs to do and they will support him. Caroline says that she's got nothing to do so she'll just go with Albie. HAHA.
DANIELLE
Danielle shows up at the courthouse with a mini entourage and her attorneys. The entourage are witnesses and they say that she felt threatened and that she felt her life was in danger. Danielle claims that she heard a lot of "I'm going to get you" and that someone said "I'm going to kill you." That is FALSE. The witnesses said they heard name-calling.
CAROLINE
Caroline tells Jacqueline that she heard that Danielle was at the courthouse pressing charges against Ashley. Ashley comes to Caroline's house so they can talk to her. Ashley knows that Danielle is pressing charges. Jacqueline and Caroline try to tell Ashley to ignore Danielle. Ashley keeps laughing. She just doesn't get it.
DANIELLE
It's the end of the day and they are talking about the charges against Ashley. She is charged for harassment and simple assault. It's so annoying how Danielle keeps blaming everything on Jacqueline's bad parenting.
JACQUELINE
Kim G comes over to Jacqueline's house. Jacqueline feels like Kim G is two-faced. She is. Kim G tells Jacqueline that Danielle has it out for Ashley and Danielle will do whatever she can to get back at Ashley and her family.
YIKES!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
The City, Season 3, Season Finale
"Lost in Translation"
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Whitney tells Kelly that she was approached by Allison Brod, who has a rival PR company. Whit is considering signing on with her and Kelly admits that People's Revolution doesn't do Whitney's PR now. They just help her when they can. Kelly is obviously annoyed by it, though, because she bitches that Allison wears PINK! HAHA.
Kelly thinks it's premature because Whitney doesn't have the production to support lots of orders which presumably would happen with a full time PR rep. Kelly also thinks that Whitney is being impatient. These things take time and Whit wants to see results RIGHT NOW. Whitney says that she didn't want Kelly to think she was going behind her back. Kelly abruptly ends the conversation: "Is that it? I'm going back to work." Done and done. Wow.
ELLE'S 25th ANNIVERSARY SHOOT
Louise shows up and Joe tells her that she'll be interviewing Karolina Kurkova for Elle.com. She interviews Karolina and does a great job. BUT, the editorial editor tells Joe and Erin that she's so "TV". She's not really the "Elle" girl but she's good at her job. He likes her, but he says that someone more subdued might work better for certain segments. Joe suggests Olivia and the editor agrees. Erin is NOT happy.
TOKYO, JAPAN
Olivia goes to the Elle offices in Tokyo and meets the Editor in Chief, who tells her about the "special party" tonight.
NYC
Roxy is hanging with Zach and whining about Whit being "such a bitch" lately and how angry Roxy is with her. Zach reminds her that she helped Roxy with a job and a place to live when she came out here and Roxy has to remember that. Roxy just complains that this is the longest they've ever gone without talking and that she's never seen this side of Whit before.
ALLISON BROD PR
OK. This place and this woman are the ANTI- Kelly Cutrone. There's pink EVERYWHERE and candy all over the place. It's so pretty and soft and girl-y. I have to say, I know Kelly is bitter that Whitney is looking at another PR firm, but this place has Whitney Eve written ALL OVER IT. Allison gives her pitch and she's obviously very competitive. I think Whitney would be dumb to pass up this opportunity. I think this woman will make things happen for Whitney Eve.
OMG - Allison walks Whitney out and she is TINY. Well, Whitney is tall, but this woman looks like a child next to Whitney. HAHAHA.
ELLE
Seth and Erin hope that Olivia stays in Japan. HA!
TOKYO, JAPAN
Olivia is at the event and they are interviewing HER! She actually does a pretty good job. The Japanese women all comment on how small her face is. :) She's like a celebrity over there
ELLE
Erin asks Joe who he thinks he will keep on as the face of Elle.com: Louise or Olivia. Joe says that Louise is great, but all the reports from Japan indicate that Olivia is killing it over there! UGH. Erin tells Joe that Louise got a hosting gig offer in LA and, if she doesn't get the Elle.com thing, she's going to take the job. Joe says he'll think about it.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly calls Whitney in and asks her if she hired Allison Brod. Whit says that she told Kelly she was meeting with her, but she hasn't hired her or anything. Kelly says that she's heard from 3 people that Whitney FIRED Kelly and People's Revolution and hired Allison Brod. Kelly doesn't understand since she was never HIRED by Whitney. She doesn't know how it went from Kelly helping Whitney out to Kelly getting fired. Whitney agrees that Allison should not have done that. She says that the last thing she ever wanted was for Kelly or her company to get hurt. Kelly is SUPER defensive and says that she doesn't need all this drama and especially doesn't need to defend herself or her company against someone who wears pink! Whit apologizes and Kelly says "Bye, Whitney. Leave my office now." This might be the first time I actually think Kelly is wrong. It's not Whitney's fault. She was upfront with Kelly and someone else made this worse.
ELLE
Staff meeting. Everyone is present. Joe begins by telling Louise what an amazing job she has done for Elle.com since the moment he met her. Then he congratulates Olivia on a successful trip to Japan. Joe then announces that Olivia is going to be the new face of Elle.com. UGH!! Erin cannot even mask her annoyance with the decision. Joe tells everyone that Louise has a huge opportunity back in LA and she says that she's enjoyed her time at Elle. Joe also tells Olivia that this a huge opportunity for her and that she'll need to work closely with Erin. As they are walking out, Seth says to Erin "I guess if you weren't thinking of leaving before, you're definitely thinking about it now." I think Elle would STUPID to let Erin leave and keep Olivia. Dumb
WHITNEY
Roxy and Whitney meet up. Whitney starts by saying that she's been feeling really lost lately. Roxy asks what's up with Kelly. Whit fills her in and Roxy says that her loyalty should be with Kelly. AND that things with Kelly will change if Whit goes with Allison Brod. I personally agree that Kelly has done a lot for Whitney. BUT, Whitney isn't the type of designer that Kelly and People's Revolution represents. Whit and Allison Brod would be A PERFECT MATCH and Kelly should see that and encourage Whit. Not be a big baby.
Well, I guess we'll just have to wait until next season for Whitney's decision.Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The Hills, Season 6, SERIES FINALE
"All Good Things..."
The girls are all talking about where they are in their lives. They are all so young. Enjoy it, ladies!! It doesn't last forever.
The boys are golfing and having a good time. Brody tells them that he and Kristin are still friends despite his new flame.
LO & SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt says that she's enjoying time with Greasy but they aren't "official" yet. He asked her to come to his Super cross event but it's two hours away and thinks that may be too much. Lo tells her to go and that she needs to put herself out there. That did it! She-Pratt is convinced and decides to go. Lo talks to She-Pratt about her "rule" again and She-Pratt convinces her to break it. Done and done. Wow. These girls are easy.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie have a heart to heart. Kristin says that she's feeling a little depressed because everyone's life is changing for the better except for hers. She tells Bartender Stacie that she's thinking of moving to Europe because she needs a change. WTF? I don't think Kristin can speak English well and now she wants to move to Europe? Well, I suppose she could go to London.
Bartender Stacie thinks it's a crazy idea.
SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt is in Corona, CA watching the Super Cross race. She and Greasy talk afterward and he's actually kind of cute. She-Pratt lays it on thick and tells him how sweet he is and how "manly" he is, so he asks where they stand. They both agree that they don't want to see other people. Then She-Pratt seals it by saying "I'm glad I came out here today. I came out to Corona and got a boyfriend. WOW." Done and done.
KRISTIN
Kristin tells Brody that she's moving to Europe for a little while. I love how vague that is. It's totally not thought out at all. She's moving to "Europe" as if it's this small city somewhere. Maybe no one told her. "Europe" is a whole continent of countries, sister. Maybe you want to narrow it down a bit. She tells him that she's having a "going away" party, but he doesn't want to see her leave so he's not sure that he'll be able to make it.
HERMOSA BEACH, CA
How the hell do these girls get such fabulous digs??? Seriously. Does the show really pay that much? Audrina's new house is on the Strand in Hermosa Beach which means it's about $3-4 Million. Even if she's renting, it's gotta be like $6K/mo. It's amazing. She-Pratt is checking out the place and then tells Audrina that Greasy asked her to be his girlfriend. Well, that's not exactly how it happened, but whatever. She has a boyfriend.
She-Pratt asks if Audrina is going to the party for Kristin and she's not really feeling it. She says she needs to pack and doesn't really feel like partying. They both comment how they are all growing up and how weird that is. To be 23 again.
KRISTIN
It's Kristin's party and the gang - minus Audrina and Brody - is all there! Kristin gets a little annoyed with all the PDA around her; Lo and Scott; She-Pratt and Greasy. Brody shows up and ... I think I may have missed something. She-Pratt tells her to go talk to him and Lo says she shouldn't because he hurt her. Kristin decides to go talk to him. WTF? What happened? I'm confused. More closure? He is not interested in you and has a girlfriend!! Why is that hard to understand?
OK, this scene is ridiculous. Brody apologizes for being a jerk and not understanding how much Kristin liked him when they were "benefiting" one another. He asks her not to leave because he'll really miss her. Then, they both CRY! WTF? Drama.
MANHATTAN BEACH, CA
Lo is moving into Scott's place in Manhattan Beach. Scott gets sappy and tells Lo that she's perfect and it takes a long time to find the right person and he's found her! He also tells her that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and that he'd marry her right now. Well, then why doesn't he propose??? Seriously. I'm not kidding. If Lo is "the one," where's the ring? Apparently, his profession of love is enough for Lo.
KRISTIN
Ok, if Kristin is "moving" to Europe, then why only ONE suitcase and why is she leaving her house completely furnished?? Is Bartender Stacie staying there? Is it a furnished house that she was renting? WTF? I don't get it.
As she's walking to the car, Brody pulls up. He tells her that if he knew dating someone else would cause Kristin to leave the country, he never would have started dating someone new. I bet that makes Avril feel awesome. This is way over-dramatic. It's not like Kristin is moving away forever. They are saying good-bye like they'll never see each other again. Drama.
As Kristin drives away, they do a montage of all the characters from the beginning of the series.
THEN .... the scenery moves behind Brody and we see that they are on a studio lot. Which now has sparked speculation that the entire series was fake. I don't believe that. I think they did it as a funny joke on all the people who say the whole thing is scripted.
The girls are all talking about where they are in their lives. They are all so young. Enjoy it, ladies!! It doesn't last forever.
The boys are golfing and having a good time. Brody tells them that he and Kristin are still friends despite his new flame.
LO & SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt says that she's enjoying time with Greasy but they aren't "official" yet. He asked her to come to his Super cross event but it's two hours away and thinks that may be too much. Lo tells her to go and that she needs to put herself out there. That did it! She-Pratt is convinced and decides to go. Lo talks to She-Pratt about her "rule" again and She-Pratt convinces her to break it. Done and done. Wow. These girls are easy.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie have a heart to heart. Kristin says that she's feeling a little depressed because everyone's life is changing for the better except for hers. She tells Bartender Stacie that she's thinking of moving to Europe because she needs a change. WTF? I don't think Kristin can speak English well and now she wants to move to Europe? Well, I suppose she could go to London.
Bartender Stacie thinks it's a crazy idea.
SHE-PRATT
She-Pratt is in Corona, CA watching the Super Cross race. She and Greasy talk afterward and he's actually kind of cute. She-Pratt lays it on thick and tells him how sweet he is and how "manly" he is, so he asks where they stand. They both agree that they don't want to see other people. Then She-Pratt seals it by saying "I'm glad I came out here today. I came out to Corona and got a boyfriend. WOW." Done and done.
KRISTIN
Kristin tells Brody that she's moving to Europe for a little while. I love how vague that is. It's totally not thought out at all. She's moving to "Europe" as if it's this small city somewhere. Maybe no one told her. "Europe" is a whole continent of countries, sister. Maybe you want to narrow it down a bit. She tells him that she's having a "going away" party, but he doesn't want to see her leave so he's not sure that he'll be able to make it.
HERMOSA BEACH, CA
How the hell do these girls get such fabulous digs??? Seriously. Does the show really pay that much? Audrina's new house is on the Strand in Hermosa Beach which means it's about $3-4 Million. Even if she's renting, it's gotta be like $6K/mo. It's amazing. She-Pratt is checking out the place and then tells Audrina that Greasy asked her to be his girlfriend. Well, that's not exactly how it happened, but whatever. She has a boyfriend.
She-Pratt asks if Audrina is going to the party for Kristin and she's not really feeling it. She says she needs to pack and doesn't really feel like partying. They both comment how they are all growing up and how weird that is. To be 23 again.
KRISTIN
It's Kristin's party and the gang - minus Audrina and Brody - is all there! Kristin gets a little annoyed with all the PDA around her; Lo and Scott; She-Pratt and Greasy. Brody shows up and ... I think I may have missed something. She-Pratt tells her to go talk to him and Lo says she shouldn't because he hurt her. Kristin decides to go talk to him. WTF? What happened? I'm confused. More closure? He is not interested in you and has a girlfriend!! Why is that hard to understand?
OK, this scene is ridiculous. Brody apologizes for being a jerk and not understanding how much Kristin liked him when they were "benefiting" one another. He asks her not to leave because he'll really miss her. Then, they both CRY! WTF? Drama.
MANHATTAN BEACH, CA
Lo is moving into Scott's place in Manhattan Beach. Scott gets sappy and tells Lo that she's perfect and it takes a long time to find the right person and he's found her! He also tells her that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and that he'd marry her right now. Well, then why doesn't he propose??? Seriously. I'm not kidding. If Lo is "the one," where's the ring? Apparently, his profession of love is enough for Lo.
KRISTIN
Ok, if Kristin is "moving" to Europe, then why only ONE suitcase and why is she leaving her house completely furnished?? Is Bartender Stacie staying there? Is it a furnished house that she was renting? WTF? I don't get it.
As she's walking to the car, Brody pulls up. He tells her that if he knew dating someone else would cause Kristin to leave the country, he never would have started dating someone new. I bet that makes Avril feel awesome. This is way over-dramatic. It's not like Kristin is moving away forever. They are saying good-bye like they'll never see each other again. Drama.
As Kristin drives away, they do a montage of all the characters from the beginning of the series.
THEN .... the scenery moves behind Brody and we see that they are on a studio lot. Which now has sparked speculation that the entire series was fake. I don't believe that. I think they did it as a funny joke on all the people who say the whole thing is scripted.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 2 - Episode 10
"Country Clubbed"
BEST OPENING SCENE...EVER!!!! It picked up right where it left off last time. Teresa and Danielle go at it and start screaming at each other. Danielle says that Teresa's house is in foreclosure and the gloves come off!! Teresa is chasing Danielle through all the people. Danielle is running with her "bodyguard" and her heels on her shoes break. She finally makes it outside and she's SO F***ING DRAMATIC. He's hyperventilating in a corner outside and she just keeps screaming "Keep her away from me. Get me outta here." Oh good LORD. The drama. No one was trying to hurt her or do any harm to her, but she's so freakin' dramatic. Teresa cannot be held back and while Jacqueline is concentrating on holding back Teresa, Ashley sneaks around and PULLS DANIELLE'S WEAVE as she's being CARRIED away by Kim G's "driver." DRAMA.
No, I don't think Ashley should have pulled Danielle's hair. No, I don't think Teresa should have said "hello" or anything to Danielle. But, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, Danielle made the situation 10 times worse than it needed to be. She's crying hysterically in the car and just such a freakin' victim. Annoying.
Teresa walks over to the Bentley and insists on talking to Danielle. The "driver" knows Teresa isn't going to "do" anything to Danielle, but tries to convince her to just walk away. Danielle is blowing this way out of proportion. Jacqueline is annoyed by the whole situation and tries to get Teresa to come back to the party and leave Danielle alone. Danielle is in the car crying that she told Kim G this would happen - what happened, Danielle??? Seriously, you freaked out and made a spectacle of yourself.
Ashley walks up and Jacqueline tells her to GO HOME. Ashley brats that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her own daughter. STFU Ashley. Seriously. You just pulled someone's hair. STUPID. OH GOOD LORD. Danielle cries in her interview that she's in pain physically and emotionally. Physically?? Really? Because someone pulled your hair?? Danielle is all sorts of crazy right now.
Danielle calls the police. DRAMA! Teresa is done and walks away and says that she's over Kim G. Done. Kim G walks out of the car to talk to Jacqueline. Danielle yells to not let Kim G hit Jacqueline. As if! Kim G is not going to hit anyone. As much as she feeds into Danielle's narcissism, she's too classy. Kim G is probably SO HUMILIATED right now. She walks up to Jacqueline and asks what happened. Jacqueline is very calm. She tells Kim G that Danielle talks a lot of shit behind people's backs and when she's confronted she acts like a victim. Kim G agrees and tells her driver to get her bag so they can get the hell out of there.
Inside the "party", Teresa and Kim D are talking and Kim G and her driver walk up. Kim G seems like she's totally on their side. She tells Teresa that she knows she tried to be nice to Danielle. Kim D tells Kim G that she has to make a decision. Kim G is just embarrassed. You can tell. Then, Ashley walks in and tells them that she pulled Danielle's hair because she thought Danielle touched her mom. Teresa says that they told her not to do anything. Ashley is NOT apologizing.
The Police call Danielle and she cries to them that she was "attacked" and "assaulted" and names Teresa and Ashley and Jacqueline. She's horrible. By far the worst "housewife" out of all the shows. She's so annoying. Jacqueline is standing in front of the car because she wants to make sure that nothing else happens and that Teresa stays inside and that Danielle stays in the car.
The Police arrive and Danielle cries to them and asks them to make Jacqueline go away. The Police call Jacqueline over to the car and Danielle starts screaming "NO!!" OMG. Enough with the drama. She cries and cries and says she wants to go home. She interviews that she "will never forget this" and wants the women to leave her alone. If that were true, she would NOT have shown up at the event and she wouldn't be on this show.
The Police keep asking if she's hurt and she keeps saying that she's an emotional mess right now. True. Then she talks about the hair pulling. An officer asks Ashley why she pulled Danielle's hair and she says that she thought Danielle hit her mom. The Police take Ashley's information and tell her that she'll just have to appear if Danielle presses charges. They try to take Teresa's statement but she says that nothing happened and she didn't do anything. Danielle is in the car crying and trembling and Kim G is trying to calm her down. She keeps saying that she didn't want to come. THEN WHY DID YOU??? She's such a liar. If you were really that terrified, then you would not have put yourself in that position. STUPID.
Interestingly, the cops told Jacqueline that they are very familiar with Danielle and her drama. They ended up letting Ashley go. Danielle doesn't understand why they didn't arrest anyone. I'll tell you Danielle - it's because you cry wolf and are a drama queen. That's why.
NEXT DAY
Teresa and Jacqueline are filling Caroline in on what happened and they are laughing and retelling the story. Danielle, on the other hand, is filling Danny in on the events and playing the victim. She says that these woman want to do bodily harm to her.
Jacqueline tells Caroline that Ashley pulled Danielle's hair and that's when Caroline gets concerned. Jacqueline tells her it's because Ashley thought that Danielle hit her mom. Danielle tells Danny that handfuls of hair were pulled out of her head - I actually think it was just her weave - and hurt her neck. Oh, now it's the neck. Oy vey.
Caroline is pissed at them because she thinks they gave Danielle exactly what she wanted. And, she's concerned about what will happen to Ashley as a result. I agree.
CAROLINE
Albie goes to see an attorney. Apparently, if you get dismissed from law school, you have to wait 2 years before applying anywhere else. Yikes. That sucks. I don't think that's the law in CA. The lawyer's assessment is that his school dropped the ball by not affirmatively offering a student with a disability services. So she wants them to write a letter to help Albie get into another school.
DANIELLE
Danielle is driving and gets a call from her "energist". Seriously? Danielle says that she's scared because she thinks Teresa and Jacqueline want to physically hurt her. Paranoid much? The energist feeds into Danielle's drama and asks if she can talk to Jacqueline to try to diffuse the situation. Danielle agrees and gives her Jacqueline's number.
TERESA
OMG. This is the funniest scene. Teresa has to tell Joe what happened with Danielle the other night. She goes through the whole thing and Joe can't believe Danielle is such a drama queen. Teresa mentions Kim G's name and Joe has no idea who she is. Teresa says "she's the older lady." See?? I'm not the only one who thinks Kim G looks old. At the end, Teresa asks "So I did good?" and Joe says "You did good." HAHA.
JACQUELINE
Danielle's energist calls Jacqueline and as soon as she says that she works with Danielle, Jacqueline rolls her eyes. I'm with you, girl. The energist goes into her spiel about how she wants to help Jacqueline move on and Jacqueline says that Danielle is evil and repels everyone. Jacqueline finally agrees to let the energist "help her" and the whole time she is playing a video game on her iPhone. HAHAHA!! Jacqueline is just bullshitting this woman and the energist is feeling like she's making a breakthrough. HAHAHA!!
In the middle of it, Jacqueline asks if she thinks this is helping Danielle. Because that's supposed to be the point, right?
CAROLINE
Albie comes home and tells his mom and dad about the meeting with the lawyer. He doesn't want to get into a big legal battle with the school. He just wants to get back into school...anywhere. I LOVE this family. They are so supportive.
DANIELLE
Kim G and Danielle meet at a diner - I imagine it's because Kim G doesn't want to be seen out and about with the crazy train. Danielle tells Kim G that she's pressing charges against Ashley - you know, because her neck was hurt and she still has trouble "looking up." Stupid. Danielle is SO HAPPY that Ashley pulled her hair because now she has a reason to press charges and go after her. DANIELLE IS SO ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE
OMG. Ashley is really immature. Jacqueline wants to talk about that night and asks Ashley why she didn't just stay out of it like she told her to in the first place. Again, Ashley says that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her and that Danielle is the saint and she's the bad guy. OMG. Get over yourself Ashley. You did something stupid. You should NOT have pulled her hair. That was dumb and now you will pay the price. Stop being so dramatic.
Ashley says that she had every right to pull Danielle's hair and that she can do whatever she wants to Danielle. Actually no. That's not true. Jacqueline tells her that there will be consequences for what she has done. Chris comes in to talk to Ashley, too. He tells her to mind her own business and that being 18 doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. She says she can and he asks her who is going to help her now that she's in trouble. She doesn't understand and he asks who is going to pay for an attorney when she has to go to the hearing. She shrugs. Then Jacqueline brings up Facebook and tells Ashley again to stop posting stuff on there. Ashley is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Jacqueline. It's so frustrating.
Chris finally gets fed up and tells Ashley to either be more respectful or get the hell out of his house!! He tells her that she needs to shut the hell up or she's outta there. Damn. Chris is pissed. He tells her that she needs to suffer consequences so that she can learn. He also says that if she wants to be all "Miss Independent" then she can move her ass out and take care of her own damn self. A-MEN!
He ends by telling her that if she contacts Danielle at all, she can pack her shit and move her ass out of the house.
See you next week!
BEST OPENING SCENE...EVER!!!! It picked up right where it left off last time. Teresa and Danielle go at it and start screaming at each other. Danielle says that Teresa's house is in foreclosure and the gloves come off!! Teresa is chasing Danielle through all the people. Danielle is running with her "bodyguard" and her heels on her shoes break. She finally makes it outside and she's SO F***ING DRAMATIC. He's hyperventilating in a corner outside and she just keeps screaming "Keep her away from me. Get me outta here." Oh good LORD. The drama. No one was trying to hurt her or do any harm to her, but she's so freakin' dramatic. Teresa cannot be held back and while Jacqueline is concentrating on holding back Teresa, Ashley sneaks around and PULLS DANIELLE'S WEAVE as she's being CARRIED away by Kim G's "driver." DRAMA.
No, I don't think Ashley should have pulled Danielle's hair. No, I don't think Teresa should have said "hello" or anything to Danielle. But, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, Danielle made the situation 10 times worse than it needed to be. She's crying hysterically in the car and just such a freakin' victim. Annoying.
Teresa walks over to the Bentley and insists on talking to Danielle. The "driver" knows Teresa isn't going to "do" anything to Danielle, but tries to convince her to just walk away. Danielle is blowing this way out of proportion. Jacqueline is annoyed by the whole situation and tries to get Teresa to come back to the party and leave Danielle alone. Danielle is in the car crying that she told Kim G this would happen - what happened, Danielle??? Seriously, you freaked out and made a spectacle of yourself.
Ashley walks up and Jacqueline tells her to GO HOME. Ashley brats that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her own daughter. STFU Ashley. Seriously. You just pulled someone's hair. STUPID. OH GOOD LORD. Danielle cries in her interview that she's in pain physically and emotionally. Physically?? Really? Because someone pulled your hair?? Danielle is all sorts of crazy right now.
Danielle calls the police. DRAMA! Teresa is done and walks away and says that she's over Kim G. Done. Kim G walks out of the car to talk to Jacqueline. Danielle yells to not let Kim G hit Jacqueline. As if! Kim G is not going to hit anyone. As much as she feeds into Danielle's narcissism, she's too classy. Kim G is probably SO HUMILIATED right now. She walks up to Jacqueline and asks what happened. Jacqueline is very calm. She tells Kim G that Danielle talks a lot of shit behind people's backs and when she's confronted she acts like a victim. Kim G agrees and tells her driver to get her bag so they can get the hell out of there.
Inside the "party", Teresa and Kim D are talking and Kim G and her driver walk up. Kim G seems like she's totally on their side. She tells Teresa that she knows she tried to be nice to Danielle. Kim D tells Kim G that she has to make a decision. Kim G is just embarrassed. You can tell. Then, Ashley walks in and tells them that she pulled Danielle's hair because she thought Danielle touched her mom. Teresa says that they told her not to do anything. Ashley is NOT apologizing.
The Police call Danielle and she cries to them that she was "attacked" and "assaulted" and names Teresa and Ashley and Jacqueline. She's horrible. By far the worst "housewife" out of all the shows. She's so annoying. Jacqueline is standing in front of the car because she wants to make sure that nothing else happens and that Teresa stays inside and that Danielle stays in the car.
The Police arrive and Danielle cries to them and asks them to make Jacqueline go away. The Police call Jacqueline over to the car and Danielle starts screaming "NO!!" OMG. Enough with the drama. She cries and cries and says she wants to go home. She interviews that she "will never forget this" and wants the women to leave her alone. If that were true, she would NOT have shown up at the event and she wouldn't be on this show.
The Police keep asking if she's hurt and she keeps saying that she's an emotional mess right now. True. Then she talks about the hair pulling. An officer asks Ashley why she pulled Danielle's hair and she says that she thought Danielle hit her mom. The Police take Ashley's information and tell her that she'll just have to appear if Danielle presses charges. They try to take Teresa's statement but she says that nothing happened and she didn't do anything. Danielle is in the car crying and trembling and Kim G is trying to calm her down. She keeps saying that she didn't want to come. THEN WHY DID YOU??? She's such a liar. If you were really that terrified, then you would not have put yourself in that position. STUPID.
Interestingly, the cops told Jacqueline that they are very familiar with Danielle and her drama. They ended up letting Ashley go. Danielle doesn't understand why they didn't arrest anyone. I'll tell you Danielle - it's because you cry wolf and are a drama queen. That's why.
NEXT DAY
Teresa and Jacqueline are filling Caroline in on what happened and they are laughing and retelling the story. Danielle, on the other hand, is filling Danny in on the events and playing the victim. She says that these woman want to do bodily harm to her.
Jacqueline tells Caroline that Ashley pulled Danielle's hair and that's when Caroline gets concerned. Jacqueline tells her it's because Ashley thought that Danielle hit her mom. Danielle tells Danny that handfuls of hair were pulled out of her head - I actually think it was just her weave - and hurt her neck. Oh, now it's the neck. Oy vey.
Caroline is pissed at them because she thinks they gave Danielle exactly what she wanted. And, she's concerned about what will happen to Ashley as a result. I agree.
CAROLINE
Albie goes to see an attorney. Apparently, if you get dismissed from law school, you have to wait 2 years before applying anywhere else. Yikes. That sucks. I don't think that's the law in CA. The lawyer's assessment is that his school dropped the ball by not affirmatively offering a student with a disability services. So she wants them to write a letter to help Albie get into another school.
DANIELLE
Danielle is driving and gets a call from her "energist". Seriously? Danielle says that she's scared because she thinks Teresa and Jacqueline want to physically hurt her. Paranoid much? The energist feeds into Danielle's drama and asks if she can talk to Jacqueline to try to diffuse the situation. Danielle agrees and gives her Jacqueline's number.
TERESA
OMG. This is the funniest scene. Teresa has to tell Joe what happened with Danielle the other night. She goes through the whole thing and Joe can't believe Danielle is such a drama queen. Teresa mentions Kim G's name and Joe has no idea who she is. Teresa says "she's the older lady." See?? I'm not the only one who thinks Kim G looks old. At the end, Teresa asks "So I did good?" and Joe says "You did good." HAHA.
JACQUELINE
Danielle's energist calls Jacqueline and as soon as she says that she works with Danielle, Jacqueline rolls her eyes. I'm with you, girl. The energist goes into her spiel about how she wants to help Jacqueline move on and Jacqueline says that Danielle is evil and repels everyone. Jacqueline finally agrees to let the energist "help her" and the whole time she is playing a video game on her iPhone. HAHAHA!! Jacqueline is just bullshitting this woman and the energist is feeling like she's making a breakthrough. HAHAHA!!
In the middle of it, Jacqueline asks if she thinks this is helping Danielle. Because that's supposed to be the point, right?
CAROLINE
Albie comes home and tells his mom and dad about the meeting with the lawyer. He doesn't want to get into a big legal battle with the school. He just wants to get back into school...anywhere. I LOVE this family. They are so supportive.
DANIELLE
Kim G and Danielle meet at a diner - I imagine it's because Kim G doesn't want to be seen out and about with the crazy train. Danielle tells Kim G that she's pressing charges against Ashley - you know, because her neck was hurt and she still has trouble "looking up." Stupid. Danielle is SO HAPPY that Ashley pulled her hair because now she has a reason to press charges and go after her. DANIELLE IS SO ANNOYING.
JACQUELINE
OMG. Ashley is really immature. Jacqueline wants to talk about that night and asks Ashley why she didn't just stay out of it like she told her to in the first place. Again, Ashley says that Jacqueline is picking Danielle over her and that Danielle is the saint and she's the bad guy. OMG. Get over yourself Ashley. You did something stupid. You should NOT have pulled her hair. That was dumb and now you will pay the price. Stop being so dramatic.
Ashley says that she had every right to pull Danielle's hair and that she can do whatever she wants to Danielle. Actually no. That's not true. Jacqueline tells her that there will be consequences for what she has done. Chris comes in to talk to Ashley, too. He tells her to mind her own business and that being 18 doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. She says she can and he asks her who is going to help her now that she's in trouble. She doesn't understand and he asks who is going to pay for an attorney when she has to go to the hearing. She shrugs. Then Jacqueline brings up Facebook and tells Ashley again to stop posting stuff on there. Ashley is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Jacqueline. It's so frustrating.
Chris finally gets fed up and tells Ashley to either be more respectful or get the hell out of his house!! He tells her that she needs to shut the hell up or she's outta there. Damn. Chris is pissed. He tells her that she needs to suffer consequences so that she can learn. He also says that if she wants to be all "Miss Independent" then she can move her ass out and take care of her own damn self. A-MEN!
He ends by telling her that if she contacts Danielle at all, she can pack her shit and move her ass out of the house.
See you next week!
The City, Season 3, Episode 11
"Roommate Wanted"
ROXY
Roxy asks Samantha to go look at apartments with her. Awkward -- particularly since Sami doesn't like Roxy. Weird. Anyhow, she looks at one place that is almost 800 sq. ft. and $4,000/mo. HOLY SHIT! Sorry, that warranted an expletive. Roxy is stunned (as am I) but Sami tells her that it's furnished and in a great location and that's just how much a place of that size is per month. Roxy brats that she's going to need her dad to help her because she needs to get out of Whit's place ASAP. Roxy tells Sami that Whit doesn't even know she's looking at places.
VINTAGE CLOTHING EXPO
Erin and Kate (executive accessories editor for Elle) run into Whitney at the Expo and she tells them that she's looking for inspiration for her line. Erin and Kate are there looking for accessories for the upcoming Ashley Greene shoot. Erin asks if Whit has any black dresses they could consider and Whit says that she'll send some over right away. YAY!!!
ROXY
Roxy meets her dad, Ken Olin (!!!!! - I love him. I've loved him since Thirtysomething!! And I love Brothers and Sisters and Roxy's mom on that show!!), for lunch to ask for $$$$. Her dad asks how Whitney is doing and Roxy tells him that they aren't getting along. He is shocked because he says Whitney is such a sweet girl. HAHAHA!! Roxy explains that NYC and Kelly Cutrone have gotten to her and given her a thicker skin. Hmmm. Next Roxy tells him about the safe apartment in a great neighborhood with hardwood floors. She says that it's $4000/mo, but that's a total deal in NYC. Ken Olin is an awesome father. He tells Roxy that he doesn't think he can help her keep figuring out what she doesn't want to do with her life. She needs to figure out what she DOES want to do. He tells her that if she moved home, she wouldn't have to pay rent or have any of those additional expenses. Shit, I'll move in with him and Patricia Wettig. I don't even like dogs and I'd walk their dogs. Roxy says no way, Jose.
He tells her that he can't foot the bill anymore. He's given her a year and she's not any closer to figuring out what she wants to do with herself. He's been supportive of her moving to NYC and figuring out things and being creative, but he's not going to pay for it anymore. That's hard...for both of them.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Olivia shows up and her "friend," Alexis Bryan Morgan, is there prepping for the shoot. Erin and Joe show up and bring in some Whitney Eve stuff. Alexis loves the stuff and Joe tells Olivia to make sure that a Whitney Eve piece makes it into the shoot. Olivia says that they have some more important things to shoot than Whitney Eve, but she'll "try." Erin and Joe smirk at each other and Joe says that he would really like to see a Whitney Eve piece in the shoot. HAHAHA! Olivia sucks. She really really sucks. Not only can she not be happy for her former colleague, she wants to actively see her fail. Bitch.
Alexis tells Olivia that she knows she's not happy about including Whitney Eve in the shoot, but Joe really likes it, so it's going in. She tells Olivia that she trusts her to make it look great and Olivia says that there is only so much she can do. What an F-ing bitch. STFU and be professional. Jeez.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Or Passive Aggressive Central. Roxy and Whitney are working next to one another and not saying a word. Kelly walks in and asks what's going on. Whit tells her about running into Erin and sending some looks to her for the Ashley Greene shoot. Roxy says to be careful with celebrities because you can't FORCE them to wear your clothes. Whit says that hopefully Erin will make sure it gets done. Kelly can't stand the passive aggression and tells Whit to get over everything because there's a charity event tonight. Whit says that she'll ask Sami to come with her. Kelly says that there's obviously something going on between Whit and Roxy but she's not a therapist and she doesn't really give a shit. All she cares about is Whit putting on a happy face at the event and looking like she believes in the charity.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Joe brings Ashley to the back where all the clothes are and puts a Whitney Eve jacket on her for the Elle.com interview. Olivia does the interview even though she's hating every minute of it because Ashley is wearing Whitney Eve. She asks stupid questions and then Joe tells Olivia to ask Ashley what she's wearing. Olivia, of course, asks what the shoes are. Ashley answers and then tells Olivia who the dress is and that the jacket is Whitney Eve. Olivia says that she loves the skirt and the shoes. Joe has a "WTF is wrong with her?" look on his face.
CHARITY EVENT
Sami and Whit arrive and Sami tells her about looking for apartments with Roxy. Whitney is annoyed that Roxy didn't tell her since she's her roommate and all. Whitney brings up the apartment search with Roxy in the middle of the show and Kelly is all kinds of pissed. She tells them to STOP! After the show, Whit walks out and tells Sami that she can't fight with Roxy about this right now.
ASHLEY GREENE SHOOT
Joe pulls some gold cuffs for the next shot and Olivia asks him for a second of his time. She tells him that there's an opportunity that has come up in Japan to host an event and she wanted to cover it for Elle.com. Joe says that it's the busiest time of the year right now and Olivia interrupts that she could contribute a lot with this piece. He asks what exactly she wants to contribute. She says that she can do a street fashion segment in Tokyo and she can get to know people in the Elle offices there, too. Joe says that those are "valid points" but I totally disagree. He tells her to write it up in a proposal and he'll talk to Robbie about it. Basically, Olivia wants to go to Japan and she wants Elle to pay for it. HAHA.
ERIN & SETH
Seth brings up Olivia going to Tokyo. Erin doesn't think she'll be missed. Seth: "Maybe if we get Olivia to Japan for the short term, we get rid of her for the long term." HAHA!
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy is packing up and Whit is shocked. She wasn't expecting it all to happen so fast. Roxy tells Whit that she's staying with Sami for awhile. Whit is disappointed that they are leaving things so unsettled. She offers to help Roxy but Roxy wants to be a martyr.
See you next week!
ROXY
Roxy asks Samantha to go look at apartments with her. Awkward -- particularly since Sami doesn't like Roxy. Weird. Anyhow, she looks at one place that is almost 800 sq. ft. and $4,000/mo. HOLY SHIT! Sorry, that warranted an expletive. Roxy is stunned (as am I) but Sami tells her that it's furnished and in a great location and that's just how much a place of that size is per month. Roxy brats that she's going to need her dad to help her because she needs to get out of Whit's place ASAP. Roxy tells Sami that Whit doesn't even know she's looking at places.
VINTAGE CLOTHING EXPO
Erin and Kate (executive accessories editor for Elle) run into Whitney at the Expo and she tells them that she's looking for inspiration for her line. Erin and Kate are there looking for accessories for the upcoming Ashley Greene shoot. Erin asks if Whit has any black dresses they could consider and Whit says that she'll send some over right away. YAY!!!
ROXY
Roxy meets her dad, Ken Olin (!!!!! - I love him. I've loved him since Thirtysomething!! And I love Brothers and Sisters and Roxy's mom on that show!!), for lunch to ask for $$$$. Her dad asks how Whitney is doing and Roxy tells him that they aren't getting along. He is shocked because he says Whitney is such a sweet girl. HAHAHA!! Roxy explains that NYC and Kelly Cutrone have gotten to her and given her a thicker skin. Hmmm. Next Roxy tells him about the safe apartment in a great neighborhood with hardwood floors. She says that it's $4000/mo, but that's a total deal in NYC. Ken Olin is an awesome father. He tells Roxy that he doesn't think he can help her keep figuring out what she doesn't want to do with her life. She needs to figure out what she DOES want to do. He tells her that if she moved home, she wouldn't have to pay rent or have any of those additional expenses. Shit, I'll move in with him and Patricia Wettig. I don't even like dogs and I'd walk their dogs. Roxy says no way, Jose.
He tells her that he can't foot the bill anymore. He's given her a year and she's not any closer to figuring out what she wants to do with herself. He's been supportive of her moving to NYC and figuring out things and being creative, but he's not going to pay for it anymore. That's hard...for both of them.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Olivia shows up and her "friend," Alexis Bryan Morgan, is there prepping for the shoot. Erin and Joe show up and bring in some Whitney Eve stuff. Alexis loves the stuff and Joe tells Olivia to make sure that a Whitney Eve piece makes it into the shoot. Olivia says that they have some more important things to shoot than Whitney Eve, but she'll "try." Erin and Joe smirk at each other and Joe says that he would really like to see a Whitney Eve piece in the shoot. HAHAHA! Olivia sucks. She really really sucks. Not only can she not be happy for her former colleague, she wants to actively see her fail. Bitch.
Alexis tells Olivia that she knows she's not happy about including Whitney Eve in the shoot, but Joe really likes it, so it's going in. She tells Olivia that she trusts her to make it look great and Olivia says that there is only so much she can do. What an F-ing bitch. STFU and be professional. Jeez.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Or Passive Aggressive Central. Roxy and Whitney are working next to one another and not saying a word. Kelly walks in and asks what's going on. Whit tells her about running into Erin and sending some looks to her for the Ashley Greene shoot. Roxy says to be careful with celebrities because you can't FORCE them to wear your clothes. Whit says that hopefully Erin will make sure it gets done. Kelly can't stand the passive aggression and tells Whit to get over everything because there's a charity event tonight. Whit says that she'll ask Sami to come with her. Kelly says that there's obviously something going on between Whit and Roxy but she's not a therapist and she doesn't really give a shit. All she cares about is Whit putting on a happy face at the event and looking like she believes in the charity.
ASHLEY GREENE PHOTOSHOOT
Joe brings Ashley to the back where all the clothes are and puts a Whitney Eve jacket on her for the Elle.com interview. Olivia does the interview even though she's hating every minute of it because Ashley is wearing Whitney Eve. She asks stupid questions and then Joe tells Olivia to ask Ashley what she's wearing. Olivia, of course, asks what the shoes are. Ashley answers and then tells Olivia who the dress is and that the jacket is Whitney Eve. Olivia says that she loves the skirt and the shoes. Joe has a "WTF is wrong with her?" look on his face.
CHARITY EVENT
Sami and Whit arrive and Sami tells her about looking for apartments with Roxy. Whitney is annoyed that Roxy didn't tell her since she's her roommate and all. Whitney brings up the apartment search with Roxy in the middle of the show and Kelly is all kinds of pissed. She tells them to STOP! After the show, Whit walks out and tells Sami that she can't fight with Roxy about this right now.
ASHLEY GREENE SHOOT
Joe pulls some gold cuffs for the next shot and Olivia asks him for a second of his time. She tells him that there's an opportunity that has come up in Japan to host an event and she wanted to cover it for Elle.com. Joe says that it's the busiest time of the year right now and Olivia interrupts that she could contribute a lot with this piece. He asks what exactly she wants to contribute. She says that she can do a street fashion segment in Tokyo and she can get to know people in the Elle offices there, too. Joe says that those are "valid points" but I totally disagree. He tells her to write it up in a proposal and he'll talk to Robbie about it. Basically, Olivia wants to go to Japan and she wants Elle to pay for it. HAHA.
ERIN & SETH
Seth brings up Olivia going to Tokyo. Erin doesn't think she'll be missed. Seth: "Maybe if we get Olivia to Japan for the short term, we get rid of her for the long term." HAHA!
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy is packing up and Whit is shocked. She wasn't expecting it all to happen so fast. Roxy tells Whit that she's staying with Sami for awhile. Whit is disappointed that they are leaving things so unsettled. She offers to help Roxy but Roxy wants to be a martyr.
See you next week!
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 11
"He Loves Me Not"
HOLLY, STEPH, LO
Holly tells the girls that her mom is coming to visit and she's nervous because she knows her mom will want to see Real Doll. They talk about Costa Rica and how awful Brody was to Kristin - you know, calling her his sister and all. I wish there was an "eye roll" emoticon.
FRANKIE, BRODY, TAYLOR
The boys are all chatting at some car repair place. Taylor is a mechanic? Weird. Anyhow, they rehash Costa Rica and Brody brats about Kristin. The guys explain that she was trying to make him jealous and Brody says that he's not in elementary school. Well, at least not this week. Brody is so immature and always starting drama except when it is directed towards him. Then, he's the voice of reason. Dumb.
The boys take some bikes out for a ride and Frankie cannot get his to start. When he finally gets it going it gets away from him and crashes. HAHA.
LAX
Holly picks up her mom and immediately, Darlene says that she'd love to see Real Doll while she's in town. Holly tells her mom about the decision they all made to cut Real Doll out of their lives. Darlene says that it's a bad idea and that Holly is her sister. It's a tough situation. Real Doll has LOST HER MIND and she's chosen that train wreck, Sponge Bob, over her family. I get that he's her husband, but COME ON. He's insane. And, anyone who forces you to cut off your entire family is not worth being with.
Darlene is such a good mom. Holly explains that she's tried everything and she can't get through to Real Doll. Darlene just tells her that Real Doll will come around but it has to be on her terms in her own time and they just have to be there for her when that happens. So sad.
THE COLONY
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are out and Brody is there with his buddies because they only go to the same places. Stupid. Stephanie and Lo and her man are there, too. Of course. Brody's greasy friend, Josh, shows up and Stephanie thinks he's hot. Hmmm. I disagree. He comes over and talks to Stephanie. The attraction is mutual and he walks her out to her car. He gets her digits and she is super excited.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are walking through LA. They talk about Brody and Bartender Stacie encourages Kristin to tell Brody how she feels.
STEPHANIE
She-Pratt (I don't know...I feel like she's kind of earned it again) and Josh ("Greasy") are out to dinner. He races motorcycles and tells her all about it. She doesn't drink so she orders a soda and he orders one as well because of his racing schedule. He can't be drinking too much. Perfect match!! He tells her that he knows about her DUI, but he's glad that she ordered a soda. They both talk about how awesome it is that the other doesn't drink.
YAMASHIRO
Lo and Scott are celebrating their one-year anniversary. UGH! I think I'm the only girl on the planet who doesn't remember dating anniversaries - or celebrate them! My boyfriend had to remind me of our one year anniversary because I had NO IDEA. I don't think it matters until you're married.
OMG. These two are really cute. He so obviously loves Lo and she's so into him. He tells her that he wants to move in with her, but she says that she doesn't want to make that kind of commitment until they really "take the next step" - which I think means engagement. I hope he got that message, too. I made it super clear to my boyfriend - no living together until he puts a ring on it.
KRISTIN & BRODY
Brody comes over to "talk" about things. She tells him that she's ready for a boyfriend and she wants to try and make it work with him. He tells her that it's too late because he's been hanging out with someone and wants to see how things go with her. Ok, Brody is a douchebag. He encourages her to open up and tell him what she wants and then drops the "new girl" bomb.
LO & SHE-PRATT
These two are doing yoga and Lo asks She-Pratt about Josh. Um, isn't against Buddha to talk during yoga? I'm just saying. Anyhow, She-Pratt tells Lo about her date and how they have SO MUCH IN COMMON. You know, because they don't drink. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Scott wants to move in with her. EEEEEE!! BUT, Lo has a rule - no moving in without an engagement. I hear you, sister!! Stay strong! Don't give in. Of course, She-Pratt tries to convince Lo to move in with Scott and not to stay true to the rule. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Kristin called her to get together because "somethings wrong." Namaste.
W HOTEL
This is heartbreaking. Darlene and Holly are having lunch and Holly says she got Real Doll's number from someone but that the phone is off and there's no voicemail. Darlene tells Holly that she's been mourning the loss of a child and that she needs to know that she's done everything she can for Real Doll. It's so awful and sad to see this family in such pain because of Real Doll and Sponge Bob's selfishness.
KRISTIN
Lo and Kristin meet up and Kristin tells her about Brody. Kristin is having a pity party because she put herself out there and got shot down. Lo tries to lift her spirits by telling her that any guy would love to date her and girls want to BE her. She tells Kristin not to get upset by BRODY JENNER. He's so not worth it. Particularly since he's hanging out with AVRIL LAVIGNE! Kristin starts crying and Lo genuinely feels bad for her. Awww.
I can't believe next week is the LAST EPISODE EVER!!
HOLLY, STEPH, LO
Holly tells the girls that her mom is coming to visit and she's nervous because she knows her mom will want to see Real Doll. They talk about Costa Rica and how awful Brody was to Kristin - you know, calling her his sister and all. I wish there was an "eye roll" emoticon.
FRANKIE, BRODY, TAYLOR
The boys are all chatting at some car repair place. Taylor is a mechanic? Weird. Anyhow, they rehash Costa Rica and Brody brats about Kristin. The guys explain that she was trying to make him jealous and Brody says that he's not in elementary school. Well, at least not this week. Brody is so immature and always starting drama except when it is directed towards him. Then, he's the voice of reason. Dumb.
The boys take some bikes out for a ride and Frankie cannot get his to start. When he finally gets it going it gets away from him and crashes. HAHA.
LAX
Holly picks up her mom and immediately, Darlene says that she'd love to see Real Doll while she's in town. Holly tells her mom about the decision they all made to cut Real Doll out of their lives. Darlene says that it's a bad idea and that Holly is her sister. It's a tough situation. Real Doll has LOST HER MIND and she's chosen that train wreck, Sponge Bob, over her family. I get that he's her husband, but COME ON. He's insane. And, anyone who forces you to cut off your entire family is not worth being with.
Darlene is such a good mom. Holly explains that she's tried everything and she can't get through to Real Doll. Darlene just tells her that Real Doll will come around but it has to be on her terms in her own time and they just have to be there for her when that happens. So sad.
THE COLONY
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are out and Brody is there with his buddies because they only go to the same places. Stupid. Stephanie and Lo and her man are there, too. Of course. Brody's greasy friend, Josh, shows up and Stephanie thinks he's hot. Hmmm. I disagree. He comes over and talks to Stephanie. The attraction is mutual and he walks her out to her car. He gets her digits and she is super excited.
KRISTIN
Kristin and Bartender Stacie are walking through LA. They talk about Brody and Bartender Stacie encourages Kristin to tell Brody how she feels.
STEPHANIE
She-Pratt (I don't know...I feel like she's kind of earned it again) and Josh ("Greasy") are out to dinner. He races motorcycles and tells her all about it. She doesn't drink so she orders a soda and he orders one as well because of his racing schedule. He can't be drinking too much. Perfect match!! He tells her that he knows about her DUI, but he's glad that she ordered a soda. They both talk about how awesome it is that the other doesn't drink.
YAMASHIRO
Lo and Scott are celebrating their one-year anniversary. UGH! I think I'm the only girl on the planet who doesn't remember dating anniversaries - or celebrate them! My boyfriend had to remind me of our one year anniversary because I had NO IDEA. I don't think it matters until you're married.
OMG. These two are really cute. He so obviously loves Lo and she's so into him. He tells her that he wants to move in with her, but she says that she doesn't want to make that kind of commitment until they really "take the next step" - which I think means engagement. I hope he got that message, too. I made it super clear to my boyfriend - no living together until he puts a ring on it.
KRISTIN & BRODY
Brody comes over to "talk" about things. She tells him that she's ready for a boyfriend and she wants to try and make it work with him. He tells her that it's too late because he's been hanging out with someone and wants to see how things go with her. Ok, Brody is a douchebag. He encourages her to open up and tell him what she wants and then drops the "new girl" bomb.
LO & SHE-PRATT
These two are doing yoga and Lo asks She-Pratt about Josh. Um, isn't against Buddha to talk during yoga? I'm just saying. Anyhow, She-Pratt tells Lo about her date and how they have SO MUCH IN COMMON. You know, because they don't drink. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Scott wants to move in with her. EEEEEE!! BUT, Lo has a rule - no moving in without an engagement. I hear you, sister!! Stay strong! Don't give in. Of course, She-Pratt tries to convince Lo to move in with Scott and not to stay true to the rule. Dumb. Lo tells She-Pratt that Kristin called her to get together because "somethings wrong." Namaste.
W HOTEL
This is heartbreaking. Darlene and Holly are having lunch and Holly says she got Real Doll's number from someone but that the phone is off and there's no voicemail. Darlene tells Holly that she's been mourning the loss of a child and that she needs to know that she's done everything she can for Real Doll. It's so awful and sad to see this family in such pain because of Real Doll and Sponge Bob's selfishness.
KRISTIN
Lo and Kristin meet up and Kristin tells her about Brody. Kristin is having a pity party because she put herself out there and got shot down. Lo tries to lift her spirits by telling her that any guy would love to date her and girls want to BE her. She tells Kristin not to get upset by BRODY JENNER. He's so not worth it. Particularly since he's hanging out with AVRIL LAVIGNE! Kristin starts crying and Lo genuinely feels bad for her. Awww.
I can't believe next week is the LAST EPISODE EVER!!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The City, Season 3, Episode 10
"Stage Fight"
ELLE MAGAZINE
Joe Zee, Erin and Olivia are in Joe's office and Joe tells them that they are in a bit of a crisis. Erin booked the Martha Stewart show and they are asking for one more designer. Joe and Robbie have decided on Prabal Gurung. Olivia doesn't know him personally but she supports their choice. Joe tells her that Erin needs research on him: Background, history, education, looks and why is he one of the up and coming designers for Elle. Joe gets nervous and hands Olivia a pad of paper and a pen so that she doesn't screw this up. She tries to tell Joe that she knows, but Joe tells her to write it down anyway because it has to be perfect. HAHA!
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly's friend, Gian, manages Lights who is a huge hit in Canada. Lights is performing in NYC but she just got ROBBED. So Kelly assigns Roxy to "dress" Lights in Whitney Eve. Kelly tells Roxy that it would be a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY bad thing if one of the outfits was NOT Whitney Eve. Pressure is on.
PRABAL GURUNG SHOWROOM
Olivia and Joe are looking a various looks. Olivia puts one together that they both love. Then Prabal picks his favorite dress and asks Olivia to wear it on the red carpet. Ugh. I know it makes me a bad person, but I hate to see her succeed at anything.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Gian and Lights meet Roxy to pick out some looks for the show. Whitney Eve really isn't her style. Her eyes keep wandering over to some of the other designer's in the showroom. Roxy tries to get her back on track by suggesting that she pair another outfit with a Whitney Eve jacket or something. Lights tries on the look and Roxy grabs a Whitney Eve coat for her to wear with it. But even I know that NONE of Whitney's clothes are going to end up on stage with Lights. No way no how.
LIGHTS CONCERT
Roxy brought some more Whitney Eve clothes to the concert. She tells Lights how important it is to wear at least the jacket. Lights says that she needs to feel comfortable, but appears to cooperate. It doesn't look like she'll go through with it, though. Kelly and Whit are waiting for the show to start and Whit is super excited. Zach - the photographer - shows up and Whit reminds him to make sure he gets a photo of Lights with the jacket.
HAHA! She walks out with the jacket on and IMMEDIATELY takes it off (and throws it on the ground) when she gets to the microphone and welcomes the crowd. Ouch. Whitney is PISSED and Roxy keeps looking up at her knowing that she's going to get yelled at later.
DKMS GALA
Olivia shows up in the Prabal dress with Joe Zee. Robbie walks up and Joe gives Olivia credit for pulling the Prabal look and Olivia looks smug, per usual.
LIGHTS CONCERT
Whitney takes off and Roxy goes to Zach to make sure he got a shot of Lights with the Jacket on. Whit finds Roxy and immediately lays in on her. Roxy interrupts and, correctly, tells Whitney that Lights just didn't like her stuff. It wasn't grungy enough. It's true. Whitney is still pissed and yells some more and then tells Roxy that she'll have to answer to Kelly, too.
MARTHA STEWART SHOW
Robbie, Seth and Erin are at the show and Erin is scrambling to get all the looks and models ready to go. Robbie tells Martha Stewart that she's really pretty. Weird. The show goes off without a hitch and everyone is happy. :)
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy gets tea for Whitney and wants to talk about last night. Usually, I would be Team Whitney, but in this case, Roxy is right. Whitney comes out again with the fact that nothing this girl was wearing was Whitney Eve. But, Roxy correctly points out that she can't FORCE someone to wear something they don't want to wear. Whitney says that if Roxy can't perform then maybe she shouldn't be doing this line of work. Ouch. That was unnecessary. This is exactly why you can't have your friends doing "work" for you. It never turns out right. The same with selling a car - don't sell it to a friend. It never works out.
Roxy points out that it was her job to make sure Lights was wearing something Whitney Eve when she walked out. It's not her job to make sure she keeps it on throughout the show. She also assures Whitney that Zach got some pics of her wearing it when she walked out. She also tells Whitney that it's offensive to tell her that she shouldn't be doing this type of work just because this pop star doesn't like her clothes.
Whitney just doesn't get it. I understand that this is her baby and it's personal for her, but Roxy has been super supportive. Whitney says that she questions whether they should be working together and that's about the only thing I agree with. They should NOT be working together. Roxy feels defensive because Whitney is saying that she's CONSTANTLY disappointed by Roxy - which is a total exaggeration. Roxy just wants a little support from her best friend and I understand that. They agree that Roxy needs to move out. Yikes.
ELLE MAGAZINE
Joe walks down the hall with Olivia just fawning over her for her great job with the Prabal outfit for Martha Stewart. They reach Olivia's desk and he congratulates Erin for the Martha Stewart segment. He tells her that it was a real homerun and she did a great job and that Olivia really hit it out of the park, too. OY! Enough with the baseball analogies, Joe Zee. Geesh!
See you next time.
OMG OMG OMG OMG - KEN OLIN will be appearing on the next episode!!! WOO HOO!
ELLE MAGAZINE
Joe Zee, Erin and Olivia are in Joe's office and Joe tells them that they are in a bit of a crisis. Erin booked the Martha Stewart show and they are asking for one more designer. Joe and Robbie have decided on Prabal Gurung. Olivia doesn't know him personally but she supports their choice. Joe tells her that Erin needs research on him: Background, history, education, looks and why is he one of the up and coming designers for Elle. Joe gets nervous and hands Olivia a pad of paper and a pen so that she doesn't screw this up. She tries to tell Joe that she knows, but Joe tells her to write it down anyway because it has to be perfect. HAHA!
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly's friend, Gian, manages Lights who is a huge hit in Canada. Lights is performing in NYC but she just got ROBBED. So Kelly assigns Roxy to "dress" Lights in Whitney Eve. Kelly tells Roxy that it would be a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY bad thing if one of the outfits was NOT Whitney Eve. Pressure is on.
PRABAL GURUNG SHOWROOM
Olivia and Joe are looking a various looks. Olivia puts one together that they both love. Then Prabal picks his favorite dress and asks Olivia to wear it on the red carpet. Ugh. I know it makes me a bad person, but I hate to see her succeed at anything.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Gian and Lights meet Roxy to pick out some looks for the show. Whitney Eve really isn't her style. Her eyes keep wandering over to some of the other designer's in the showroom. Roxy tries to get her back on track by suggesting that she pair another outfit with a Whitney Eve jacket or something. Lights tries on the look and Roxy grabs a Whitney Eve coat for her to wear with it. But even I know that NONE of Whitney's clothes are going to end up on stage with Lights. No way no how.
LIGHTS CONCERT
Roxy brought some more Whitney Eve clothes to the concert. She tells Lights how important it is to wear at least the jacket. Lights says that she needs to feel comfortable, but appears to cooperate. It doesn't look like she'll go through with it, though. Kelly and Whit are waiting for the show to start and Whit is super excited. Zach - the photographer - shows up and Whit reminds him to make sure he gets a photo of Lights with the jacket.
HAHA! She walks out with the jacket on and IMMEDIATELY takes it off (and throws it on the ground) when she gets to the microphone and welcomes the crowd. Ouch. Whitney is PISSED and Roxy keeps looking up at her knowing that she's going to get yelled at later.
DKMS GALA
Olivia shows up in the Prabal dress with Joe Zee. Robbie walks up and Joe gives Olivia credit for pulling the Prabal look and Olivia looks smug, per usual.
LIGHTS CONCERT
Whitney takes off and Roxy goes to Zach to make sure he got a shot of Lights with the Jacket on. Whit finds Roxy and immediately lays in on her. Roxy interrupts and, correctly, tells Whitney that Lights just didn't like her stuff. It wasn't grungy enough. It's true. Whitney is still pissed and yells some more and then tells Roxy that she'll have to answer to Kelly, too.
MARTHA STEWART SHOW
Robbie, Seth and Erin are at the show and Erin is scrambling to get all the looks and models ready to go. Robbie tells Martha Stewart that she's really pretty. Weird. The show goes off without a hitch and everyone is happy. :)
WHITNEY'S APARTMENT
Roxy gets tea for Whitney and wants to talk about last night. Usually, I would be Team Whitney, but in this case, Roxy is right. Whitney comes out again with the fact that nothing this girl was wearing was Whitney Eve. But, Roxy correctly points out that she can't FORCE someone to wear something they don't want to wear. Whitney says that if Roxy can't perform then maybe she shouldn't be doing this line of work. Ouch. That was unnecessary. This is exactly why you can't have your friends doing "work" for you. It never turns out right. The same with selling a car - don't sell it to a friend. It never works out.
Roxy points out that it was her job to make sure Lights was wearing something Whitney Eve when she walked out. It's not her job to make sure she keeps it on throughout the show. She also assures Whitney that Zach got some pics of her wearing it when she walked out. She also tells Whitney that it's offensive to tell her that she shouldn't be doing this type of work just because this pop star doesn't like her clothes.
Whitney just doesn't get it. I understand that this is her baby and it's personal for her, but Roxy has been super supportive. Whitney says that she questions whether they should be working together and that's about the only thing I agree with. They should NOT be working together. Roxy feels defensive because Whitney is saying that she's CONSTANTLY disappointed by Roxy - which is a total exaggeration. Roxy just wants a little support from her best friend and I understand that. They agree that Roxy needs to move out. Yikes.
ELLE MAGAZINE
Joe walks down the hall with Olivia just fawning over her for her great job with the Prabal outfit for Martha Stewart. They reach Olivia's desk and he congratulates Erin for the Martha Stewart segment. He tells her that it was a real homerun and she did a great job and that Olivia really hit it out of the park, too. OY! Enough with the baseball analogies, Joe Zee. Geesh!
See you next time.
OMG OMG OMG OMG - KEN OLIN will be appearing on the next episode!!! WOO HOO!
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 10
"Welcome to the Jungle"
The gang arrives in Costa Rica. Stephanie comments that it's so romantic and "beach-y". Audrina concurs and then talks about how weird it is for Justin to be there. I totally agree, btw. I think it's weird that all of these people are together. Frankie, Charlie and Brody - I totally get. Kristin and Bartender Stacie - I totally get. Audrina, Stephanie and Justin - WTF? AND, where's that other dude's wife??? They just got married last season.
Bartender Stacie and Kristin are lying in the water at Santa Teresa Beach in Costa Rica and I could not be MORE JEALOUS right now. It looks amazing and I totally want to be there. Kristin is curious who is going to hook up on this trip. They think that Justin and Audrina could hook up because he's always been that "one guy" for Audrina that always seems to pull her back in. Kristin is delusional and says that she doesn't have that "one guy" but Bartender Stacie snaps her back to reality and reminds her about Brody. Then, Bartender Stacie plants a seed by saying how careful Kristin always is to not flirt with other guys around Brody even though Brody is always bringing other chicks around. Hmmm. True. Kristin agrees that she is always very "respectful" around Brody. Way to pat yourself on the back, Kristin. Something tells me that will all change during this trip. :) Bartender Stacie agrees.
BAR in COSTA
For some insane reason, Kristin and Stacie the Bartender are lying on the bar while everyone else is on a stool. Perhaps they ran out of stools - or K & S are just super obnoxious. I vote for the latter. Anyhoo, they all do shots of something blue and delicious! Frankie is speaking in Spanish with the bartender, Will. Kristin loudly says "that's hot" - to Will speaking in Spanish, not Frankie. Poor Frankie. No one wants to hook up with him. What's that all about? He's not ugly.
Kristin is DRUNK. She tells Brody that she thinks Will is hot and Brody tells her to go for it and that he's looking for chicks, too. She looks at him and says "Oh really?" and he says "You know I love you. You're like my little sister." Oh dang. You don't ever want the guy you're sleeping with to tell you that he thinks of you like a little sister. Not cool. Ever.
Oh, I guess Will speaks English as well. Lucky break for Kristin - not that it would make a difference. Brody says he doesn't care and Justin walks away - grabbing Audrina's ass as he walks by. Nice.
Kristin, Bartender Stacie and the other guy who got married last season - Taylor - are all swimming in the pool. Kristin bitches that Brody says he thinks of her like a sister. I understand that Kristin is drunk and that causes people to blow things out of proportion. BUT, if a guy I was sleeping with told me he loved me like a sister, I'd be pissed and we would not sleep together again. I see her point. Ok, Taylor has always been Team Kristin for Brody. He has always wanted them to be together. So, it's not a surprise that he continues to lobby for the two of them to Kristin. He and Bartender Stacie are trying to convince Kristin that Brody is the one for her.
Kristin gets out of the water and decides she's over Brody. Well, she's going to say that she is and flirt with Will to make Brody jealous because she totally still loves him. She goes back to the bar and asks Will if she's going to see him later. He says yes and tells her to meet him at the night club later. Done and done.
DAY & NIGHT BEACH CLUB
The gang is at the club and Will and Kristin decide to go dance in the rain. The girls join them and they are dancing in the rain. Brody looks annoyed, but he's dumb. Dancing in the rain is so much fun. I did a bit of that on a trip to Cancun in my 20's. It was AWESOME.
NEXT DAY
Stephanie and Audrina come over to Kristin and Bartender Stacie's room. Stephanie says she feels like she's on Survivor because of all the trees and spiders on their way to Kristin's room. Oy vey. Bartender Stacie tells Kristin she has a date with the "Bartender" tonight. Don't hate, Stacie. You're a Bartender, too...or you WERE. Kristin creates a diversion and asks Audrina if she's going to join her in poor decision making and hook up with Justin. Audrina feels like she doesn't know him anymore and that he's acting strange. They decide to go eat and see a crab walking across the room. As they walk to breakfast, they see monkeys in the trees. CAPUCHIN!! So awesome. I want to go to Costa Rica.
Brody, Charlie and Justin are surfing. Frankie and Taylor are on the beach and comment on how much better Justin is at surfing than Brody and Charlie put together. HAHA.
Audrina, Bartender Stacie and Kristin go to a different beach and take surfing lessons. SO FUN!! I did that in Maui with my sister and it was amazing. So much fun. Did I mention how jealous I am that they are in Costa Rica?
FLORBLANCA RESORT
The gang is having dinner at the resort. Will (the bartender) is joining them and tells Kristin that the resort is a honeymoon spot. Kristin says she really likes the "vibe" here. Ugh. Brody is annoyed with Kristin's overt flirting with Will. Justin tells Audrina that he feels a little weird about things with her because of her baggage. She says she doesn't have any baggage and he lies that he didn't know that. Whatever. Everyone told him that she broke up with Ryan Cabrera. Justin just doesn't know how to act. Audrina says that they are just friends and Justin's response is "whatever it is, it is. Whatever it will be, it will be." Wow. So deep, Justin. (insert eyeroll here).
They have moved to the bar now and Brody expresses concern for Kristin because he doesn't want her to get hurt by Will. He also reminds her that she's like his little sister and doesn't want her to get hurt. Bad move, Brody. He continues down the bad decision path and they all toast to their last night to Costa Rica. Brody can't leave it alone so he toasts to "sisters that I've slept with" which totally pisses Kristin off. She grabs Will and walks down to the beach with him to make out and do dirty things. You blew it, Brody.
NEXT DAY
The girls talk about going to the waterfall today and Kristin asks Stephanie if she's going to be ok. Stephanie acts offended and insists she loves nature, but then freaks out when Audrina blows a leaf out of her hair. HAHA. Then, as she sits there listening to Kristin talk about her night with Will, something falls down her back and she jumps up and freaks out again. HAHA.
The gang takes a hike to see some waterfalls and they tell Stephanie not to scream if she sees a spider. She says that she's more concerned about Cheetahs and Gorillas now that they are "in the jungle." haha. They find the waterfall and Brody gives Steph props for doing a great job on the hike. They all jump in the water and swim and it looks so fun!!
Time to go home!! Kristin rubs her fling with Will in Brody's face again and ... he STILL doesn't care. Justin and Audrina comment that Costa Rica is a romantic place and not really a "group" vacation spot. He asks if she'd come back and she says "not with you." Ouch.
See you next week.
The gang arrives in Costa Rica. Stephanie comments that it's so romantic and "beach-y". Audrina concurs and then talks about how weird it is for Justin to be there. I totally agree, btw. I think it's weird that all of these people are together. Frankie, Charlie and Brody - I totally get. Kristin and Bartender Stacie - I totally get. Audrina, Stephanie and Justin - WTF? AND, where's that other dude's wife??? They just got married last season.
Bartender Stacie and Kristin are lying in the water at Santa Teresa Beach in Costa Rica and I could not be MORE JEALOUS right now. It looks amazing and I totally want to be there. Kristin is curious who is going to hook up on this trip. They think that Justin and Audrina could hook up because he's always been that "one guy" for Audrina that always seems to pull her back in. Kristin is delusional and says that she doesn't have that "one guy" but Bartender Stacie snaps her back to reality and reminds her about Brody. Then, Bartender Stacie plants a seed by saying how careful Kristin always is to not flirt with other guys around Brody even though Brody is always bringing other chicks around. Hmmm. True. Kristin agrees that she is always very "respectful" around Brody. Way to pat yourself on the back, Kristin. Something tells me that will all change during this trip. :) Bartender Stacie agrees.
BAR in COSTA
For some insane reason, Kristin and Stacie the Bartender are lying on the bar while everyone else is on a stool. Perhaps they ran out of stools - or K & S are just super obnoxious. I vote for the latter. Anyhoo, they all do shots of something blue and delicious! Frankie is speaking in Spanish with the bartender, Will. Kristin loudly says "that's hot" - to Will speaking in Spanish, not Frankie. Poor Frankie. No one wants to hook up with him. What's that all about? He's not ugly.
Kristin is DRUNK. She tells Brody that she thinks Will is hot and Brody tells her to go for it and that he's looking for chicks, too. She looks at him and says "Oh really?" and he says "You know I love you. You're like my little sister." Oh dang. You don't ever want the guy you're sleeping with to tell you that he thinks of you like a little sister. Not cool. Ever.
Oh, I guess Will speaks English as well. Lucky break for Kristin - not that it would make a difference. Brody says he doesn't care and Justin walks away - grabbing Audrina's ass as he walks by. Nice.
Kristin, Bartender Stacie and the other guy who got married last season - Taylor - are all swimming in the pool. Kristin bitches that Brody says he thinks of her like a sister. I understand that Kristin is drunk and that causes people to blow things out of proportion. BUT, if a guy I was sleeping with told me he loved me like a sister, I'd be pissed and we would not sleep together again. I see her point. Ok, Taylor has always been Team Kristin for Brody. He has always wanted them to be together. So, it's not a surprise that he continues to lobby for the two of them to Kristin. He and Bartender Stacie are trying to convince Kristin that Brody is the one for her.
Kristin gets out of the water and decides she's over Brody. Well, she's going to say that she is and flirt with Will to make Brody jealous because she totally still loves him. She goes back to the bar and asks Will if she's going to see him later. He says yes and tells her to meet him at the night club later. Done and done.
DAY & NIGHT BEACH CLUB
The gang is at the club and Will and Kristin decide to go dance in the rain. The girls join them and they are dancing in the rain. Brody looks annoyed, but he's dumb. Dancing in the rain is so much fun. I did a bit of that on a trip to Cancun in my 20's. It was AWESOME.
NEXT DAY
Stephanie and Audrina come over to Kristin and Bartender Stacie's room. Stephanie says she feels like she's on Survivor because of all the trees and spiders on their way to Kristin's room. Oy vey. Bartender Stacie tells Kristin she has a date with the "Bartender" tonight. Don't hate, Stacie. You're a Bartender, too...or you WERE. Kristin creates a diversion and asks Audrina if she's going to join her in poor decision making and hook up with Justin. Audrina feels like she doesn't know him anymore and that he's acting strange. They decide to go eat and see a crab walking across the room. As they walk to breakfast, they see monkeys in the trees. CAPUCHIN!! So awesome. I want to go to Costa Rica.
Brody, Charlie and Justin are surfing. Frankie and Taylor are on the beach and comment on how much better Justin is at surfing than Brody and Charlie put together. HAHA.
Audrina, Bartender Stacie and Kristin go to a different beach and take surfing lessons. SO FUN!! I did that in Maui with my sister and it was amazing. So much fun. Did I mention how jealous I am that they are in Costa Rica?
FLORBLANCA RESORT
The gang is having dinner at the resort. Will (the bartender) is joining them and tells Kristin that the resort is a honeymoon spot. Kristin says she really likes the "vibe" here. Ugh. Brody is annoyed with Kristin's overt flirting with Will. Justin tells Audrina that he feels a little weird about things with her because of her baggage. She says she doesn't have any baggage and he lies that he didn't know that. Whatever. Everyone told him that she broke up with Ryan Cabrera. Justin just doesn't know how to act. Audrina says that they are just friends and Justin's response is "whatever it is, it is. Whatever it will be, it will be." Wow. So deep, Justin. (insert eyeroll here).
They have moved to the bar now and Brody expresses concern for Kristin because he doesn't want her to get hurt by Will. He also reminds her that she's like his little sister and doesn't want her to get hurt. Bad move, Brody. He continues down the bad decision path and they all toast to their last night to Costa Rica. Brody can't leave it alone so he toasts to "sisters that I've slept with" which totally pisses Kristin off. She grabs Will and walks down to the beach with him to make out and do dirty things. You blew it, Brody.
NEXT DAY
The girls talk about going to the waterfall today and Kristin asks Stephanie if she's going to be ok. Stephanie acts offended and insists she loves nature, but then freaks out when Audrina blows a leaf out of her hair. HAHA. Then, as she sits there listening to Kristin talk about her night with Will, something falls down her back and she jumps up and freaks out again. HAHA.
The gang takes a hike to see some waterfalls and they tell Stephanie not to scream if she sees a spider. She says that she's more concerned about Cheetahs and Gorillas now that they are "in the jungle." haha. They find the waterfall and Brody gives Steph props for doing a great job on the hike. They all jump in the water and swim and it looks so fun!!
Time to go home!! Kristin rubs her fling with Will in Brody's face again and ... he STILL doesn't care. Justin and Audrina comment that Costa Rica is a romantic place and not really a "group" vacation spot. He asks if she'd come back and she says "not with you." Ouch.
See you next week.
Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 2 - Episode 9
"Posche Spite"
CAROLINE
Caroline and her sisters, Frannie and Cookie have lunch. Cookie is number 2, Caroline is number 6, Frannie is number 10 and Dina is number 11. Cookie and Dina look alike. Caroline tells them about Albie and the problem with school. They talk about being empty nesters. They are the cutest family.
TERESA
Jacqueline and Teresa have lunch with Kim "D". Teresa is skeptical because she's afraid Kim "D" is playing both sides. Kim "D" arrives and they all laugh about Teresa's party and how "fun" Kim "D" was. Kim "D" invites Teresa and Jacqueline to her store's fashion show. After Kim "D" leaves, Teresa and Jacqueline talk about whether or not to got to the fashion show. Teresa says that she wants to go, but Jacqueline doesn't want to put herself in that situation.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes over to Posche to confront Kim "D" for inviting Teresa and Jacqueline to the fashion show. She walks in and the employee in the store is on the phone so she puts up a finger to tell her she'll be off in second. Jillian calls Danielle and Danielle bitches to her daughter that the woman was VERY RUDE to her. Who the F does Danielle think she is?? She's some trashy drag queen from JERSEY, not Angelina Jolie!! So, Danielle - very rudely - walks back into the store and tells the woman to have Kim "D" call her when she gets in and then storms out. She totally misses the woman yell out "I didn't get your name." HAHA. Danielle is SO ANNOYING. I might dislike her more than Kelly from RHONY.
Kim "D" arrives and calls Danielle and Danielle yells at Kim "D" and hangs up. So Danielle comes in the store and says that the mistreatment she received from her employee was so disrespectful. Danielle says that she doesn't think she can shop in her store anymore and Kim "D" says that's fine. Danielle keeps being crazy, so Kim "D" asks Danielle to leave. Danielle interviews that she's over Kim and her "little boutique" which I think is amusing since Danielle doesn't even have a JOB! At least Kim is supporting herself and has a little boutique. What do you have Danielle?? A bad boob job and psychological problems?? Then, like the teenager she truly is, she says that Kim "D" will miss Danielle's money, so "haha". Really? Oy!
CAROLINE
Caroline is talking to Albert about feeling depressed because all the kids are leaving her. She wants Albert to retire so that she won't be so lonely. Albert asks if she wants to have a baby. HAHA!! She says NO THANK YOU. Albert is not going to retire. Caroline is feeling lonely. So Caroline asks him to slow down a little. Albert says that he'll never stop working completely. :(
JACQUELINE
Ashley is going to be a "model" in Kim "D"'s show. She tries on some clothes and they love her.
DANIELLE
I think I'm going to start calling her "Crazy". She's just not normal. Kim "D" calls Crazy to apologize for what happened in the store. She tells Crazy she wants her to come to the fashion show and Crazy agrees.
JACQUELINE
Teresa and Caroline come over and Jacqueline and Teresa ask Caroline for her advice about the show. Caroline doesn't think they should go. But she says if they go they should take the high road and NOT DO ANYTHING. They agree. But you know Teresa can't help herself.
DANIELLE
Kim "G" shows up with her "driver" to pick up Crazy. Crazy is anticipating drama and so she's going to the event defensive. I don't know why Kim "G" hangs out with Crazy. It makes her look bad. Crazy just plays the victim all the time. SO ANNOYING. Crazy calls the other girls "crazy bitches". Um, Pot? This is Kettle. You're Black.
FASHION SHOW
Ashley arrives and gets all dolled up and ready for the runway. Jacqueline and Teresa arrive and Kim "D" tell them that Crazy will be coming. Crazy shows up with a freakin' BODYGUARD!!! HAHA. She's such a drama queen. Her bodyguard, Dennis, came instead of Danny because Kim "G" had issues with Danny last time.
Crazy felt like it was a slap in the face to seat Jacqueline and Teresa at Kim "D"'s table. And, she was upset that she was sitting directly across the room from them. Ok, there's a catwalk in the middle of the room. She gave Crazy a great seat to watch the show. OY VEY! This woman is out of control. AND, she thinks everything is about her. She says that Jacqueline and Teresa are so desperate to get at her that they befriended HER friend. Whatever. It's more like Crazy's friends need sane people to talk to, so they call Teresa and Jacqueline.
CAROLINE
Albert and Caroline are out to dinner for date night. Caroline says that they need to get used to hanging out just the two of them. Albert says they won't be alone for long because Lauren is going to stop popping out babies soon. He thinks she'll be first unless Christopher brings home some illegitimate kids. HA!! Caroline really wants him to take a Saturday night off once in a while so that he'll be home more. He says he'll work a 12 hour day instead of a 16 hour day. Ugh. He promises to take more time off to spend time with her.
POSCHE EVENT
The Fashion Show begins and Crazy decides to go back to high school. Apparently now she's taking tips from Paris Hilton. She says she could care less about the fashion show. THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE??????? GO HOME! She refuses to clap and she pretends she's on the phone the whole time to "diss" Kim "D". WTF? She says Paris Hilton taught her that. Wow. Kim "G" tells her not to look back and act like the lady she is and pay attention to the show. Kim "G" is clearly embarrassed by Crazy and tries to teach her to be classy, but Crazy isn't having it. Crazy is surprised to see Ashley on the runway and she says that none of the girls knew how to walk. Kim "G" says that they aren't professional models. So Crazy says "that's why they didn't want Christine...they wanted UNprofessionals." UGH.
Ashley keeps staring at Crazy. OMG. Ashley is a TEENAGER!! Why do you care, Crazy?? Seriously. Crazy is out of her mind. She has lost it. Crazy goes to the bathroom with her entourage and Jacqueline walks out to find Teresa and Ashley. She sees Teresa sitting in a chair in the hallway. She says that she wants to say hi to Crazy because they are in the same room and it's stupid to not say "hi". Crazy walks by and Teresa calls her name and says "hi".
Crazy starts walking away and Teresa asks why she can't just say hi. So Teresa asks how she has been and Crazy starts walking away again. Kim "G" tells Crazy that that Teresa is making an effort and to come back. Crazy comes back and Teresa says hello again and congratulates her for Christine walking at Fashion Week. It gets heated and Teresa calls her "honey" and Crazy tells her not to call her that. SO Teresa calls her a "bitch" and Crazy says "that's a fuckin' nuff."
I hate to say it but Teresa totally instigated that whole thing.
Next week will be GOOD!!
CAROLINE
Caroline and her sisters, Frannie and Cookie have lunch. Cookie is number 2, Caroline is number 6, Frannie is number 10 and Dina is number 11. Cookie and Dina look alike. Caroline tells them about Albie and the problem with school. They talk about being empty nesters. They are the cutest family.
TERESA
Jacqueline and Teresa have lunch with Kim "D". Teresa is skeptical because she's afraid Kim "D" is playing both sides. Kim "D" arrives and they all laugh about Teresa's party and how "fun" Kim "D" was. Kim "D" invites Teresa and Jacqueline to her store's fashion show. After Kim "D" leaves, Teresa and Jacqueline talk about whether or not to got to the fashion show. Teresa says that she wants to go, but Jacqueline doesn't want to put herself in that situation.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes over to Posche to confront Kim "D" for inviting Teresa and Jacqueline to the fashion show. She walks in and the employee in the store is on the phone so she puts up a finger to tell her she'll be off in second. Jillian calls Danielle and Danielle bitches to her daughter that the woman was VERY RUDE to her. Who the F does Danielle think she is?? She's some trashy drag queen from JERSEY, not Angelina Jolie!! So, Danielle - very rudely - walks back into the store and tells the woman to have Kim "D" call her when she gets in and then storms out. She totally misses the woman yell out "I didn't get your name." HAHA. Danielle is SO ANNOYING. I might dislike her more than Kelly from RHONY.
Kim "D" arrives and calls Danielle and Danielle yells at Kim "D" and hangs up. So Danielle comes in the store and says that the mistreatment she received from her employee was so disrespectful. Danielle says that she doesn't think she can shop in her store anymore and Kim "D" says that's fine. Danielle keeps being crazy, so Kim "D" asks Danielle to leave. Danielle interviews that she's over Kim and her "little boutique" which I think is amusing since Danielle doesn't even have a JOB! At least Kim is supporting herself and has a little boutique. What do you have Danielle?? A bad boob job and psychological problems?? Then, like the teenager she truly is, she says that Kim "D" will miss Danielle's money, so "haha". Really? Oy!
CAROLINE
Caroline is talking to Albert about feeling depressed because all the kids are leaving her. She wants Albert to retire so that she won't be so lonely. Albert asks if she wants to have a baby. HAHA!! She says NO THANK YOU. Albert is not going to retire. Caroline is feeling lonely. So Caroline asks him to slow down a little. Albert says that he'll never stop working completely. :(
JACQUELINE
Ashley is going to be a "model" in Kim "D"'s show. She tries on some clothes and they love her.
DANIELLE
I think I'm going to start calling her "Crazy". She's just not normal. Kim "D" calls Crazy to apologize for what happened in the store. She tells Crazy she wants her to come to the fashion show and Crazy agrees.
JACQUELINE
Teresa and Caroline come over and Jacqueline and Teresa ask Caroline for her advice about the show. Caroline doesn't think they should go. But she says if they go they should take the high road and NOT DO ANYTHING. They agree. But you know Teresa can't help herself.
DANIELLE
Kim "G" shows up with her "driver" to pick up Crazy. Crazy is anticipating drama and so she's going to the event defensive. I don't know why Kim "G" hangs out with Crazy. It makes her look bad. Crazy just plays the victim all the time. SO ANNOYING. Crazy calls the other girls "crazy bitches". Um, Pot? This is Kettle. You're Black.
FASHION SHOW
Ashley arrives and gets all dolled up and ready for the runway. Jacqueline and Teresa arrive and Kim "D" tell them that Crazy will be coming. Crazy shows up with a freakin' BODYGUARD!!! HAHA. She's such a drama queen. Her bodyguard, Dennis, came instead of Danny because Kim "G" had issues with Danny last time.
Crazy felt like it was a slap in the face to seat Jacqueline and Teresa at Kim "D"'s table. And, she was upset that she was sitting directly across the room from them. Ok, there's a catwalk in the middle of the room. She gave Crazy a great seat to watch the show. OY VEY! This woman is out of control. AND, she thinks everything is about her. She says that Jacqueline and Teresa are so desperate to get at her that they befriended HER friend. Whatever. It's more like Crazy's friends need sane people to talk to, so they call Teresa and Jacqueline.
CAROLINE
Albert and Caroline are out to dinner for date night. Caroline says that they need to get used to hanging out just the two of them. Albert says they won't be alone for long because Lauren is going to stop popping out babies soon. He thinks she'll be first unless Christopher brings home some illegitimate kids. HA!! Caroline really wants him to take a Saturday night off once in a while so that he'll be home more. He says he'll work a 12 hour day instead of a 16 hour day. Ugh. He promises to take more time off to spend time with her.
POSCHE EVENT
The Fashion Show begins and Crazy decides to go back to high school. Apparently now she's taking tips from Paris Hilton. She says she could care less about the fashion show. THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE??????? GO HOME! She refuses to clap and she pretends she's on the phone the whole time to "diss" Kim "D". WTF? She says Paris Hilton taught her that. Wow. Kim "G" tells her not to look back and act like the lady she is and pay attention to the show. Kim "G" is clearly embarrassed by Crazy and tries to teach her to be classy, but Crazy isn't having it. Crazy is surprised to see Ashley on the runway and she says that none of the girls knew how to walk. Kim "G" says that they aren't professional models. So Crazy says "that's why they didn't want Christine...they wanted UNprofessionals." UGH.
Ashley keeps staring at Crazy. OMG. Ashley is a TEENAGER!! Why do you care, Crazy?? Seriously. Crazy is out of her mind. She has lost it. Crazy goes to the bathroom with her entourage and Jacqueline walks out to find Teresa and Ashley. She sees Teresa sitting in a chair in the hallway. She says that she wants to say hi to Crazy because they are in the same room and it's stupid to not say "hi". Crazy walks by and Teresa calls her name and says "hi".
Crazy starts walking away and Teresa asks why she can't just say hi. So Teresa asks how she has been and Crazy starts walking away again. Kim "G" tells Crazy that that Teresa is making an effort and to come back. Crazy comes back and Teresa says hello again and congratulates her for Christine walking at Fashion Week. It gets heated and Teresa calls her "honey" and Crazy tells her not to call her that. SO Teresa calls her a "bitch" and Crazy says "that's a fuckin' nuff."
I hate to say it but Teresa totally instigated that whole thing.
Next week will be GOOD!!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
The City, Season 3, Episode 9
"One girl's trash ... "
KELLY & WHITNEY
They go to meet some woman who tries to tell them about this huge designer trade show where 1000 designers come to show and sell their stuff to buyers from all over. She starts off ok, but then Kelly takes over and just gets to the point: Whitney has to be strong and say "no" if she can't fill the order in time and she needs to write everything down and take 50% up front. Done and done.
OLIVIA
Olivia and Kyle - Senior Accessories Editor for Elle - walk down the street discussing the upcoming Ke$ha photo shoot. Olivia asks what they are looking for and Kyle explains that Ke$ha is into leather and stuff, but she's also into "garbage." So the first place they go is called "Trash and Vaudeville." They tell the manager what they are looking for and head to the back to look at shoes. The manager looks like he's on many things. They find some boots with spikes all over and Kyle LOVES them. Olivia does NOT agree. She tries them on because she's the same size as Ke$ha and says "I'm not walking around in these." The other girls who work there laugh and say "she doesn't want to walk in the shoes. Who doesn't walk in shoes??" HA.
TRADESHOW
Olivia and Whitney show up and set up all her designs. Some buyers from "WINK" come by to look at her designs. They like some of the stuff, but don't want to commit. Wah wah.
ELLE
Back at Elle, Olivia is putting together some of the accessories for the Ke$ha shoot. Kate, the Executive Accessories Editor, comes to look at the stuff. She doesn't like the shoes and Olivia tells her that she has a call into Nicholas Kirkwood who is sending over the perfect shoe. Olivia received a picture of it and she says it's perfect. Kate is still worried, but lets Olivia get back to work. Seth (Robbie's Asst) walks over to Olivia and asks if Erin has seen everything. Olivia says she doesn't give a sh*t what Erin thinks even those she's the senior publicist (as Seth points out).
TRADE SHOW
Kelly comes to see how things are going. A buyer comes up and Kelly goes into "selling" mode. He orders a ton of stuff and they are all excited. Roxy and Whitney are super giddy and Kelly tells them that they have work to do. Buzz kill.
OLIVIA
Olivia and Louise have lunch to get to know one another. Louise reminds me so much of Elle McPherson. She and Olivia actually look a lot alike, too. It might be the hair. Anyhow, they sit and chat and Louise asks about the Ke$sha shoot. She tells Olivia about these "garbage bag" shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood. Olivia says that she has a call into Kirkwood and should be receiving stuff shortly. She also says that she already pulled those "garbage bag" shoes. Hmmm.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly tells the girls that the big spender at the trade show canceled his ENTIRE ORDER. UGH! Whitney is pissed and kind of takes it out on Roxy. Whitney goes to take care of some other stuff and Kelly reminds Roxy that this is Whitney's baby. Kelly knows it wasn't Roxy's fault - or Whitney's for that matter - but Whitney is just freaking out.
KE$HA PHOTO SHOOT
Joe Zee brings Ke$ha in to look at all the accessories. The garbage bag shoes are a HUGE HIT. Ke$ha LOVES them and the shoot is a success. Erin is not happy.
ROXY
Roxy goes to see the owner and buyers from WINK. She tells them that they have a lot of the Whitney Eve designs that they were interest in available now. The buyers put in a big order.
ELLE
Seth plants the seed that the garbage bag shoes might not have been Olivia's idea. Olivia walks up as Seth takes off and Erin mentions to Olivia that Louise has contacts at Nicholas Kirkwood. Olivia sees where this is going and tells Erin that it was her idea and that whatever Erin thought she was doing by hiring Louise, it didn't work. Nothing that Erin is doing to get rid of Olivia is working. Olivia smirks and walks off.
WHITNEY & ROXY
Roxy takes Whitney to a WINK store to surprise her. Whitney's stuff is in the window and all over the store. Whitney is totally shocked and touched that Roxy did all of this without her knowledge. Ahhhh.
See you next week!
KELLY & WHITNEY
They go to meet some woman who tries to tell them about this huge designer trade show where 1000 designers come to show and sell their stuff to buyers from all over. She starts off ok, but then Kelly takes over and just gets to the point: Whitney has to be strong and say "no" if she can't fill the order in time and she needs to write everything down and take 50% up front. Done and done.
OLIVIA
Olivia and Kyle - Senior Accessories Editor for Elle - walk down the street discussing the upcoming Ke$ha photo shoot. Olivia asks what they are looking for and Kyle explains that Ke$ha is into leather and stuff, but she's also into "garbage." So the first place they go is called "Trash and Vaudeville." They tell the manager what they are looking for and head to the back to look at shoes. The manager looks like he's on many things. They find some boots with spikes all over and Kyle LOVES them. Olivia does NOT agree. She tries them on because she's the same size as Ke$ha and says "I'm not walking around in these." The other girls who work there laugh and say "she doesn't want to walk in the shoes. Who doesn't walk in shoes??" HA.
TRADESHOW
Olivia and Whitney show up and set up all her designs. Some buyers from "WINK" come by to look at her designs. They like some of the stuff, but don't want to commit. Wah wah.
ELLE
Back at Elle, Olivia is putting together some of the accessories for the Ke$ha shoot. Kate, the Executive Accessories Editor, comes to look at the stuff. She doesn't like the shoes and Olivia tells her that she has a call into Nicholas Kirkwood who is sending over the perfect shoe. Olivia received a picture of it and she says it's perfect. Kate is still worried, but lets Olivia get back to work. Seth (Robbie's Asst) walks over to Olivia and asks if Erin has seen everything. Olivia says she doesn't give a sh*t what Erin thinks even those she's the senior publicist (as Seth points out).
TRADE SHOW
Kelly comes to see how things are going. A buyer comes up and Kelly goes into "selling" mode. He orders a ton of stuff and they are all excited. Roxy and Whitney are super giddy and Kelly tells them that they have work to do. Buzz kill.
OLIVIA
Olivia and Louise have lunch to get to know one another. Louise reminds me so much of Elle McPherson. She and Olivia actually look a lot alike, too. It might be the hair. Anyhow, they sit and chat and Louise asks about the Ke$sha shoot. She tells Olivia about these "garbage bag" shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood. Olivia says that she has a call into Kirkwood and should be receiving stuff shortly. She also says that she already pulled those "garbage bag" shoes. Hmmm.
PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
Kelly tells the girls that the big spender at the trade show canceled his ENTIRE ORDER. UGH! Whitney is pissed and kind of takes it out on Roxy. Whitney goes to take care of some other stuff and Kelly reminds Roxy that this is Whitney's baby. Kelly knows it wasn't Roxy's fault - or Whitney's for that matter - but Whitney is just freaking out.
KE$HA PHOTO SHOOT
Joe Zee brings Ke$ha in to look at all the accessories. The garbage bag shoes are a HUGE HIT. Ke$ha LOVES them and the shoot is a success. Erin is not happy.
ROXY
Roxy goes to see the owner and buyers from WINK. She tells them that they have a lot of the Whitney Eve designs that they were interest in available now. The buyers put in a big order.
ELLE
Seth plants the seed that the garbage bag shoes might not have been Olivia's idea. Olivia walks up as Seth takes off and Erin mentions to Olivia that Louise has contacts at Nicholas Kirkwood. Olivia sees where this is going and tells Erin that it was her idea and that whatever Erin thought she was doing by hiring Louise, it didn't work. Nothing that Erin is doing to get rid of Olivia is working. Olivia smirks and walks off.
WHITNEY & ROXY
Roxy takes Whitney to a WINK store to surprise her. Whitney's stuff is in the window and all over the store. Whitney is totally shocked and touched that Roxy did all of this without her knowledge. Ahhhh.
See you next week!
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 9
"Break-up to Make-up"
THE GIRLS
Lo, Stephanie, Audrina and Kristin meet for lunch. I guess Kristin forgave Stephanie for "allegedly" spreading those drug rumors about her. Interesting. Anyhow, they chat about Audrina and Ryan Cabrera. Audrina is so over it, but she can't cut the cord so she continues to drag Ryan Cabrera along. She so obviously wants to hook up with Justin again, but refuses to admit it. The convo switches to Audrina's upcoming birthday. She's not sure how to celebrate, but Stephanie suggests they get a boat and have a party on the boat. They agree to invite all the usual suspects. Audrina says "NO RYAN" and when asked about Justin, she pretends to not be sure. Oh she so wants him there.
GIRLS MINUS AUDRINA
Lo, Kristin and Stephanie go shopping for Audrina's bday present. Kristin asks if they should invite Justin to her party. Lo says that he never comes when he's invited, so Kristin is going to invite him. He's totally going to come.
BEACH
Frankie, Brody and Taylor are hanging on the beach. Brody says that McKaela is nuts for hanging with Allie Lutz. Brody is over it. BUT, she's still hot, so she can "still be in the rotation."
CLUB
Everyone is out at the club and Kristin and Brody have their flirt on. McKaela shows up WITH ALLIE LUTZ AGAIN. Geez. That girl never learns. Are there seriously only 2 clubs in LA?? McKaela tells Allie to stay away from them, but she walks over to Kristin. They fight about the break-in to Brody's house thing AGAIN!! They argue and Allie finally gets up and walks away. WHY DOES SHE BOTHER?? Allie needs to just stay away. LA is huge. It can't be that hard. Kristin gets pissed and leaves.
SMASHBOX
Kristin comes by Smashbox to meet Lo for lunch. McKaela is at her desk and she and Kristin exchange words. I understand that McKaela is trying to be nice, but Kristin isn't having it and tells her to stay away from her. They bicker and Lo finally ends it and she and Kristin head to lunch.
RYAN CABRERA'S HOUSE
Audrina comes over to see Ryan Cabrera and they have some wine. It's weird because she's acting totally normal. Then he asks about what happened at his show. She stutters and stumbles through her words, but FINALLY breaks it off. It's sad. I'm not a big Ryan Cabrera fan, but he clearly likes her and she's so not into him. :(
JUSTIN/KRISTIN
HAHAHA!!! OMG. Kristin is wearing a sleeveless jean vest and Justin shows up in a sleeveless flannel. HAHA! Justin comments that they are matching. Is the cut-off sleeveless jean vest in?? I'm sorry, but sometimes what's "trendy" or "in fashion" is totally UGLY! I think it's funny that these wannabes just wear whatever is "trendy" even if it looks stupid. Dumb girls. Anyway, Kristin tells Justin that Audrina and Ryan Cabrera broke up and invites him to Audrina's bday party. He says he might stop by.
KRISTIN'S HOUSE
Audrina tells Kristin that it's officially over between him and Ryan Cabrera. Kristin tells her that she invited Justin to Audrina's party.
AUDRINA'S BIRTHDAY
Everyone shows up - including Justin - and they set sail on the boat. It's pretty uneventful. They have bday cupcakes for Audrina. The boys tell everyone that they are going to Costa Rica and invite the girls. Audrina and Justin talk on the boat and she says she's doing ok and that she's learned a lot from Justin and Ryan Cabrera. I actually think Justin is happy just being friends with Audrina and I think Audrina wants more.
See you next week!
THE GIRLS
Lo, Stephanie, Audrina and Kristin meet for lunch. I guess Kristin forgave Stephanie for "allegedly" spreading those drug rumors about her. Interesting. Anyhow, they chat about Audrina and Ryan Cabrera. Audrina is so over it, but she can't cut the cord so she continues to drag Ryan Cabrera along. She so obviously wants to hook up with Justin again, but refuses to admit it. The convo switches to Audrina's upcoming birthday. She's not sure how to celebrate, but Stephanie suggests they get a boat and have a party on the boat. They agree to invite all the usual suspects. Audrina says "NO RYAN" and when asked about Justin, she pretends to not be sure. Oh she so wants him there.
GIRLS MINUS AUDRINA
Lo, Kristin and Stephanie go shopping for Audrina's bday present. Kristin asks if they should invite Justin to her party. Lo says that he never comes when he's invited, so Kristin is going to invite him. He's totally going to come.
BEACH
Frankie, Brody and Taylor are hanging on the beach. Brody says that McKaela is nuts for hanging with Allie Lutz. Brody is over it. BUT, she's still hot, so she can "still be in the rotation."
CLUB
Everyone is out at the club and Kristin and Brody have their flirt on. McKaela shows up WITH ALLIE LUTZ AGAIN. Geez. That girl never learns. Are there seriously only 2 clubs in LA?? McKaela tells Allie to stay away from them, but she walks over to Kristin. They fight about the break-in to Brody's house thing AGAIN!! They argue and Allie finally gets up and walks away. WHY DOES SHE BOTHER?? Allie needs to just stay away. LA is huge. It can't be that hard. Kristin gets pissed and leaves.
SMASHBOX
Kristin comes by Smashbox to meet Lo for lunch. McKaela is at her desk and she and Kristin exchange words. I understand that McKaela is trying to be nice, but Kristin isn't having it and tells her to stay away from her. They bicker and Lo finally ends it and she and Kristin head to lunch.
RYAN CABRERA'S HOUSE
Audrina comes over to see Ryan Cabrera and they have some wine. It's weird because she's acting totally normal. Then he asks about what happened at his show. She stutters and stumbles through her words, but FINALLY breaks it off. It's sad. I'm not a big Ryan Cabrera fan, but he clearly likes her and she's so not into him. :(
JUSTIN/KRISTIN
HAHAHA!!! OMG. Kristin is wearing a sleeveless jean vest and Justin shows up in a sleeveless flannel. HAHA! Justin comments that they are matching. Is the cut-off sleeveless jean vest in?? I'm sorry, but sometimes what's "trendy" or "in fashion" is totally UGLY! I think it's funny that these wannabes just wear whatever is "trendy" even if it looks stupid. Dumb girls. Anyway, Kristin tells Justin that Audrina and Ryan Cabrera broke up and invites him to Audrina's bday party. He says he might stop by.
KRISTIN'S HOUSE
Audrina tells Kristin that it's officially over between him and Ryan Cabrera. Kristin tells her that she invited Justin to Audrina's party.
AUDRINA'S BIRTHDAY
Everyone shows up - including Justin - and they set sail on the boat. It's pretty uneventful. They have bday cupcakes for Audrina. The boys tell everyone that they are going to Costa Rica and invite the girls. Audrina and Justin talk on the boat and she says she's doing ok and that she's learned a lot from Justin and Ryan Cabrera. I actually think Justin is happy just being friends with Audrina and I think Audrina wants more.
See you next week!
Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 2 - Episode 8
"Bubbies Gone Bad"
CAROLINE
Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline have lunch and they are sad that Dina is not there anymore. Caroline rehashes everything that happened at the Brownstone. Dina tried to give Danielle the benefit of the doubt and Danielle caused so much drama at that little girl's benefit. They all talk about the possible backlash from Dina's confrontation with Danielle.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes to see a plastic surgeon about repairing her wonky fake boob. They agree that she needs another operation to fix it. Danielle is excited to feel desirable again. (insert eye roll here)
CAROLINE
At Lauren's school, it's Avant Garde Day!! Everyone looks all crazy and it's cool. Oooh, Lauren has a David Yurman ring that I totally covet. I love it. Caroline tears up because Lauren is following her passion.
JACQUELINE
Chris and Jacqueline wait for Ashley and talk about how disrespectful she is towards Jacqueline. Chris says that they do a lot for her and the disrespect needs to stop. Ashley says that she has a bad temper and that she's embarrassed about how she reacted and treated her mom. She apologizes to Jacqueline. Jacqueline breaks down and tells Ashley that she's not the enemy and she loves her. Ashley says that she misses home and wants to move back. Chris tells her that she's always welcome to move back but she needs to follow the rules. Chris is a sweet stepdad and so good to Ashley and Jacqueline. I like him a lot. They are my favorite family. I also really love Caroline's family. Teresa's family is a wreck. Danielle's family is a tragedy.
TERESA
Reason #500 why Teresa and her husband filed for bankruptcy: Teresa decides to have the most extravagant housewarming party EVER. Her party planner comes over and is amazed that Teresa doesn't have a "live-in" and does all the cooking, cleaning, and child rearing by herself. I'm actually quite amazed myself. The party planner is getting a little obnoxious. She can't believe that Teresa doesn't have a pool. And her vision for the housewarming party is a "Studio 54" theme. OMG. Teresa and I both are OVER this woman. Teresa practically pushes her out the door.
JACQUELINE
Ashley comes to talk to her mom and Chris about moving back into the house. She's trying to negotiate the rules. She begins with the midnight curfew. She doesn't want a curfew at all as long as she checks in. Chris says she has to have a curfew. He says on the weekend, it's 2 AM and during the week, it's 1 AM. TAKE IT! IF you want to move back in with the 'rents. I think that's fair. It's their house. You don't like it, don't move in. Simple. Ashley says that she'll respect the rules and move back in.
CAROLINE
Albie is upstairs and talks to his mom. Albie says that the first semester at law school, he didn't do so well. He says that it's hard for him because of his learning disability and he's struggling. He tells Caroline that the cut-off to stay a student is a 2.0 and he has a 1.93, so he has been kicked out. He appealed it based on the fact that he has a learning disability and they told him that he might want to try a different profession because someone with a learning disability won't make it as a lawyer. Hmmm. If they actually said that, they are setting themselves up for a lawsuit. Albie needs to get that shit in writing.
Caroline says that she wants him to fight. Poor guy. It's heartbreaking. I'm totally crying right now. Albie is so discouraged and says he feels worthless. How awful. I can't believe the school told him that. I'm so upset for him right now.
CAROLINE
Caroline and her hubby are chatting in the kitchen about Albie. Albert is pissed that the school is being so dismissive about Albie's learning disability and they knew he had one when he was admitted. Caroline is worried about Albie because he's feeling worthless. Albert says that if this school thing is enough to totally defeat Albie then he doesn't deserve to be a lawyer. He says that Albie just needs to know someone believes in him and as long as he knows his parents believe in him, he will achieve everything he wants.
JACQUELINE
Jacqueline and Teresa are at Posche and Kim"D" (the owner) is there and welcomes them. They ask about Danielle's luncheon to celebrate Christine's photo shoot. Teresa thinks it was shady that Kim "D" went to the luncheon. Kim "D" says that it was business since Danielle is a customer.
DANIELLE
Danielle is having her procedure done. They are going to remove the old implants and put in new ones. Since this is her FOURTH procedure, it will be difficult. She tells us that getting her breasts done was necessary and not for aesthetic reasons. Really? Who the hell are you kidding?
CAROLINE
The family is having sushi to celebrate Lauren's upcoming graduation. Albie is feeling shitty and they all keep teasing him. They say that he's the cute one, but that some girls recently thought Christopher was cuter than Albie. They aren't slamming him or anything, but Albie is feeling sensitive and vulnerable and this is not cool.
Albie is feeling a bit of an identity crisis. He's used to getting all the praise, so it's hard for him to see praise going to Lauren and Christopher particularly since he just got kicked out of school. AND, he's the one who always studied and took all the entrance tests and graduated from college.
TERESA
Elvira (Teresa's party planner) is at Teresa's house and brought a group of people to help. Elvira is a total bitch to her employees and Teresa confirms this so it must be true. :)
The party is OVER THE TOP. Fire eaters, dancers, bouncers, chefs, etc. Jacqueline calls Teresa to tell her that Kim "G" feels bad that she wasn't invited. (Kim G is Danielle's friend, not the store owner but the mother of Christopher's best friend). Teresa concedes and invites Kim "G". Not a good idea. This is going to end badly.
DANIELLE
Danielle is finished and totally out of it. She says she can't wait to get home to her kids. Really? All drugged up? Why do you want to be with your kids when you're loopy? She claims her girls are happy to see her, but it doesn't appear that they are. HAHA! Danielle is such a sad person. She asks her daughters if they love her. Sad.
TERESA
Teresa's over the top, ridiculous party has started. OMG. There are playmates serving drinks. There's food, neon lights, a dance floor. It looks like a nightclub. Insane. Teresa thinks it's amazing. Kim "G" is there. Caroline is surprised to see her at the party. Kim "D" and Kim "G" came together and they are drunk. Everyone is dancing. There are break dancers and fire eaters performing for everyone. Teresa has the microphone and brings Jacqueline and Caroline up to thank them for their friendship. Kim "D" walks up to the microphone and tells Teresa how nice her house is. It's so bad. Hello, hot mess.
Kim "D" is seriously a drunk mess. Kim "D" and Ashley start talking shit about Danielle. Caroline ends the conversation and tells Ashley to stop. Kim "G" takes Caroline aside and tells her that she thinks Jacqueline is obsessed with Danielle. Jacqueline walks up and hears the conversation as Caroline walks away and Kim "G" starts trying to explain. Jacqueline won't let her and says that Kim "G" is the one who comes over talking about Danielle all the time. Jacqueline doesn't like Danielle but she's not obsessed with her. Jacqueline is OVER Kim "G".
See you next week!
CAROLINE
Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline have lunch and they are sad that Dina is not there anymore. Caroline rehashes everything that happened at the Brownstone. Dina tried to give Danielle the benefit of the doubt and Danielle caused so much drama at that little girl's benefit. They all talk about the possible backlash from Dina's confrontation with Danielle.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes to see a plastic surgeon about repairing her wonky fake boob. They agree that she needs another operation to fix it. Danielle is excited to feel desirable again. (insert eye roll here)
CAROLINE
At Lauren's school, it's Avant Garde Day!! Everyone looks all crazy and it's cool. Oooh, Lauren has a David Yurman ring that I totally covet. I love it. Caroline tears up because Lauren is following her passion.
JACQUELINE
Chris and Jacqueline wait for Ashley and talk about how disrespectful she is towards Jacqueline. Chris says that they do a lot for her and the disrespect needs to stop. Ashley says that she has a bad temper and that she's embarrassed about how she reacted and treated her mom. She apologizes to Jacqueline. Jacqueline breaks down and tells Ashley that she's not the enemy and she loves her. Ashley says that she misses home and wants to move back. Chris tells her that she's always welcome to move back but she needs to follow the rules. Chris is a sweet stepdad and so good to Ashley and Jacqueline. I like him a lot. They are my favorite family. I also really love Caroline's family. Teresa's family is a wreck. Danielle's family is a tragedy.
TERESA
Reason #500 why Teresa and her husband filed for bankruptcy: Teresa decides to have the most extravagant housewarming party EVER. Her party planner comes over and is amazed that Teresa doesn't have a "live-in" and does all the cooking, cleaning, and child rearing by herself. I'm actually quite amazed myself. The party planner is getting a little obnoxious. She can't believe that Teresa doesn't have a pool. And her vision for the housewarming party is a "Studio 54" theme. OMG. Teresa and I both are OVER this woman. Teresa practically pushes her out the door.
JACQUELINE
Ashley comes to talk to her mom and Chris about moving back into the house. She's trying to negotiate the rules. She begins with the midnight curfew. She doesn't want a curfew at all as long as she checks in. Chris says she has to have a curfew. He says on the weekend, it's 2 AM and during the week, it's 1 AM. TAKE IT! IF you want to move back in with the 'rents. I think that's fair. It's their house. You don't like it, don't move in. Simple. Ashley says that she'll respect the rules and move back in.
CAROLINE
Albie is upstairs and talks to his mom. Albie says that the first semester at law school, he didn't do so well. He says that it's hard for him because of his learning disability and he's struggling. He tells Caroline that the cut-off to stay a student is a 2.0 and he has a 1.93, so he has been kicked out. He appealed it based on the fact that he has a learning disability and they told him that he might want to try a different profession because someone with a learning disability won't make it as a lawyer. Hmmm. If they actually said that, they are setting themselves up for a lawsuit. Albie needs to get that shit in writing.
Caroline says that she wants him to fight. Poor guy. It's heartbreaking. I'm totally crying right now. Albie is so discouraged and says he feels worthless. How awful. I can't believe the school told him that. I'm so upset for him right now.
CAROLINE
Caroline and her hubby are chatting in the kitchen about Albie. Albert is pissed that the school is being so dismissive about Albie's learning disability and they knew he had one when he was admitted. Caroline is worried about Albie because he's feeling worthless. Albert says that if this school thing is enough to totally defeat Albie then he doesn't deserve to be a lawyer. He says that Albie just needs to know someone believes in him and as long as he knows his parents believe in him, he will achieve everything he wants.
JACQUELINE
Jacqueline and Teresa are at Posche and Kim"D" (the owner) is there and welcomes them. They ask about Danielle's luncheon to celebrate Christine's photo shoot. Teresa thinks it was shady that Kim "D" went to the luncheon. Kim "D" says that it was business since Danielle is a customer.
DANIELLE
Danielle is having her procedure done. They are going to remove the old implants and put in new ones. Since this is her FOURTH procedure, it will be difficult. She tells us that getting her breasts done was necessary and not for aesthetic reasons. Really? Who the hell are you kidding?
CAROLINE
The family is having sushi to celebrate Lauren's upcoming graduation. Albie is feeling shitty and they all keep teasing him. They say that he's the cute one, but that some girls recently thought Christopher was cuter than Albie. They aren't slamming him or anything, but Albie is feeling sensitive and vulnerable and this is not cool.
Albie is feeling a bit of an identity crisis. He's used to getting all the praise, so it's hard for him to see praise going to Lauren and Christopher particularly since he just got kicked out of school. AND, he's the one who always studied and took all the entrance tests and graduated from college.
TERESA
Elvira (Teresa's party planner) is at Teresa's house and brought a group of people to help. Elvira is a total bitch to her employees and Teresa confirms this so it must be true. :)
The party is OVER THE TOP. Fire eaters, dancers, bouncers, chefs, etc. Jacqueline calls Teresa to tell her that Kim "G" feels bad that she wasn't invited. (Kim G is Danielle's friend, not the store owner but the mother of Christopher's best friend). Teresa concedes and invites Kim "G". Not a good idea. This is going to end badly.
DANIELLE
Danielle is finished and totally out of it. She says she can't wait to get home to her kids. Really? All drugged up? Why do you want to be with your kids when you're loopy? She claims her girls are happy to see her, but it doesn't appear that they are. HAHA! Danielle is such a sad person. She asks her daughters if they love her. Sad.
TERESA
Teresa's over the top, ridiculous party has started. OMG. There are playmates serving drinks. There's food, neon lights, a dance floor. It looks like a nightclub. Insane. Teresa thinks it's amazing. Kim "G" is there. Caroline is surprised to see her at the party. Kim "D" and Kim "G" came together and they are drunk. Everyone is dancing. There are break dancers and fire eaters performing for everyone. Teresa has the microphone and brings Jacqueline and Caroline up to thank them for their friendship. Kim "D" walks up to the microphone and tells Teresa how nice her house is. It's so bad. Hello, hot mess.
Kim "D" is seriously a drunk mess. Kim "D" and Ashley start talking shit about Danielle. Caroline ends the conversation and tells Ashley to stop. Kim "G" takes Caroline aside and tells her that she thinks Jacqueline is obsessed with Danielle. Jacqueline walks up and hears the conversation as Caroline walks away and Kim "G" starts trying to explain. Jacqueline won't let her and says that Kim "G" is the one who comes over talking about Danielle all the time. Jacqueline doesn't like Danielle but she's not obsessed with her. Jacqueline is OVER Kim "G".
See you next week!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 2 - Episode 7
"Play At Your Own Risk"
DINA
Danielle thinks Dina is acting holier than thou. She keeps bringing up the other girls. Dina tells Danielle that she keeps bringing up last year. Dina realizes that she can't have a normal conversation with Danielle. Dina gets up and Danielle tells her to run away. Dina tells her that she's cutting Danielle out of her life. Dina interviews "you bet your ass I'm running because I don't need to put up with you." Danielle is crazy and Dina tells her that to her face. Danielle tells her to NEVER call her crazy again. Danielle is super loud and drawing attention to herself. Dina finally leaves.
Danielle calls Danny and John to come inside because she's totally shaken up. She recounts the confrontation. She says that Dina ran off because she's guilty. No, Danielle, she left because you're crazy and nothing good was going to come of her staying.
JACQUELINE
Teresa and Joe are at Jacqueline's with their girls and they pick up CJ to take them to some farm to play on the haystacks and look at the pumpkins. It's basically a pumpkin patch. Chris, Jacqueline, Derek, Ashley and Caroline are all there, too. There are pigs, horses and other animals. Teresa and Jacqueline keep calling the pigs, Danielle. Nice. The men talk about having a card game and tell Derek that he needs to come to the next game.
CAROLINE
Dina and Jacqueline are visiting with Caroline. Dina says "Let me tell you something. That is one crazy ass bitch." Caroline wants Dina to say that she was right. Dina says that Danielle and her extensions were telling Dina that her REAL hair is fake. HAHA!!! Danielle is psycho.
DANIELLE
Danielle is at dinner with some of her "friends" including Kim G. I wonder what happened to that other friend she had in the beginning of the season. She tells them about her meeting with Dina. Apparently, Dina sent her a very long email. Dina and Danielle both read the email and it actually sounds really sane. Danielle thinks it's crazy. Somehow Danielle feels empowered. WTF? This woman is crazy. She, Kelly Bensimon and Spencer Pratt should have their own show!!!
JACQUELINE
Kim G comes over to visit with Jacqueline. Weird. Kim brings up the Dina and Danielle drama. She doesn't know why Dina would have to cut Danielle out of her life if she wasn't even in it. Jacqueline tells Kim that Danielle would text message Dina. Kim says that she had no idea. Interesting. Kim tells Jacqueline about Danny and John waiting outside while Danielle met with Dina. Jacqueline - and I!! - think that Danielle is stupid and creating drama because she doesn't need any protection from anyone but herself. She's the one hanging out with CONVICTS. Jacqueline says that Danielle played her for a fool. She feels like Danielle conned her and that she goes around seeking out rich people to befriend so she can find a rich man to take care of her. Danielle is all about what she can get from people. Jacqueline isn't really worried about Kim playing both sides because everything she says about Danielle is stuff she'd say to her face. So she's not worried.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes to her friend's house with some other friends. She tells them about her "sex tape" and explains that she's been covering up her body because of it. Allegedly, the guy who sold the sex tape is the 26 year old who was friends with Joe, Teresa's hubby. Danielle says that he hid cameras in her room and tape their "intimate moments." Hmmm.
JACQUELINE
It's card night and all the men arrive. Steve, the sex tape guy, comes over to play poker. Jacqueline is disgusted by Steve and upset that he's at her house. Apparently, Danielle told the girls that Steve would text message during sex, but in reality he was recording them. Ok, why would it be ok for him to text message during sex. Gross.
Jacqueline decides to talk to Steve before the game starts. It turns out that Steve never recorded having sex with Danielle. Apparently, the sex tapes are recordings that Danielle sent to Steve of her masterbating. He says the majority of the stuff out there is stuff SHE sent to HIM! Aha! The plot thickens. He's slimy and gross, but I actually believe him.
The guys talk about what they are going to do to Derek to initiate him. Derek and Ashley arrive and he joins the game. Jacqueline, Ashley and Teresa are watching the boys on the monitor. They made him drink this "wine" that is super gross. Jacqueline tells Ashley that she looks like her grandmother who is apparently very large. Ashley is pissed. Chris tells Ashley not to mouth off to her mom. Chris tells her to keep her mouth shut. Ashley keeps talking shit and Jacqueline gets up and kicks Ashley out of the house. Derek stays to finish playing. I'm sure he's a little uncomfortable, but he's probably glad he didn't have to go home with Ashley.
DANIELLE
Danielle and some of her friends go to a strip club (??) to meet up with Danny and some of his ex-con friends. He brings some stripper to teach the girls how to "work the pole." OMG. These girls are practically naked. Danielle says that she used to be a "burlesque" dancer in the 80's. Um, you were a stripper, Danielle. Own it already. When it's Danielle's turn, she really takes to the pole. It all comes back to her. She's a pro. I'll give her that. She really is a true butterface.
DINA
Dina says good-bye to the show. She's happy with her life and her family, so she doesn't want the drama anymore. I don't blame her. I think she's the most honest person on any of these shows. Everyone says they don't like drama, but they stay on the show with all the drama. Dina says she doesn't like the drama so she's getting off the show. Good for her. I wish her the best!!
See you next week!
DINA
Danielle thinks Dina is acting holier than thou. She keeps bringing up the other girls. Dina tells Danielle that she keeps bringing up last year. Dina realizes that she can't have a normal conversation with Danielle. Dina gets up and Danielle tells her to run away. Dina tells her that she's cutting Danielle out of her life. Dina interviews "you bet your ass I'm running because I don't need to put up with you." Danielle is crazy and Dina tells her that to her face. Danielle tells her to NEVER call her crazy again. Danielle is super loud and drawing attention to herself. Dina finally leaves.
Danielle calls Danny and John to come inside because she's totally shaken up. She recounts the confrontation. She says that Dina ran off because she's guilty. No, Danielle, she left because you're crazy and nothing good was going to come of her staying.
JACQUELINE
Teresa and Joe are at Jacqueline's with their girls and they pick up CJ to take them to some farm to play on the haystacks and look at the pumpkins. It's basically a pumpkin patch. Chris, Jacqueline, Derek, Ashley and Caroline are all there, too. There are pigs, horses and other animals. Teresa and Jacqueline keep calling the pigs, Danielle. Nice. The men talk about having a card game and tell Derek that he needs to come to the next game.
CAROLINE
Dina and Jacqueline are visiting with Caroline. Dina says "Let me tell you something. That is one crazy ass bitch." Caroline wants Dina to say that she was right. Dina says that Danielle and her extensions were telling Dina that her REAL hair is fake. HAHA!!! Danielle is psycho.
DANIELLE
Danielle is at dinner with some of her "friends" including Kim G. I wonder what happened to that other friend she had in the beginning of the season. She tells them about her meeting with Dina. Apparently, Dina sent her a very long email. Dina and Danielle both read the email and it actually sounds really sane. Danielle thinks it's crazy. Somehow Danielle feels empowered. WTF? This woman is crazy. She, Kelly Bensimon and Spencer Pratt should have their own show!!!
JACQUELINE
Kim G comes over to visit with Jacqueline. Weird. Kim brings up the Dina and Danielle drama. She doesn't know why Dina would have to cut Danielle out of her life if she wasn't even in it. Jacqueline tells Kim that Danielle would text message Dina. Kim says that she had no idea. Interesting. Kim tells Jacqueline about Danny and John waiting outside while Danielle met with Dina. Jacqueline - and I!! - think that Danielle is stupid and creating drama because she doesn't need any protection from anyone but herself. She's the one hanging out with CONVICTS. Jacqueline says that Danielle played her for a fool. She feels like Danielle conned her and that she goes around seeking out rich people to befriend so she can find a rich man to take care of her. Danielle is all about what she can get from people. Jacqueline isn't really worried about Kim playing both sides because everything she says about Danielle is stuff she'd say to her face. So she's not worried.
DANIELLE
Danielle goes to her friend's house with some other friends. She tells them about her "sex tape" and explains that she's been covering up her body because of it. Allegedly, the guy who sold the sex tape is the 26 year old who was friends with Joe, Teresa's hubby. Danielle says that he hid cameras in her room and tape their "intimate moments." Hmmm.
JACQUELINE
It's card night and all the men arrive. Steve, the sex tape guy, comes over to play poker. Jacqueline is disgusted by Steve and upset that he's at her house. Apparently, Danielle told the girls that Steve would text message during sex, but in reality he was recording them. Ok, why would it be ok for him to text message during sex. Gross.
Jacqueline decides to talk to Steve before the game starts. It turns out that Steve never recorded having sex with Danielle. Apparently, the sex tapes are recordings that Danielle sent to Steve of her masterbating. He says the majority of the stuff out there is stuff SHE sent to HIM! Aha! The plot thickens. He's slimy and gross, but I actually believe him.
The guys talk about what they are going to do to Derek to initiate him. Derek and Ashley arrive and he joins the game. Jacqueline, Ashley and Teresa are watching the boys on the monitor. They made him drink this "wine" that is super gross. Jacqueline tells Ashley that she looks like her grandmother who is apparently very large. Ashley is pissed. Chris tells Ashley not to mouth off to her mom. Chris tells her to keep her mouth shut. Ashley keeps talking shit and Jacqueline gets up and kicks Ashley out of the house. Derek stays to finish playing. I'm sure he's a little uncomfortable, but he's probably glad he didn't have to go home with Ashley.
DANIELLE
Danielle and some of her friends go to a strip club (??) to meet up with Danny and some of his ex-con friends. He brings some stripper to teach the girls how to "work the pole." OMG. These girls are practically naked. Danielle says that she used to be a "burlesque" dancer in the 80's. Um, you were a stripper, Danielle. Own it already. When it's Danielle's turn, she really takes to the pole. It all comes back to her. She's a pro. I'll give her that. She really is a true butterface.
DINA
Dina says good-bye to the show. She's happy with her life and her family, so she doesn't want the drama anymore. I don't blame her. I think she's the most honest person on any of these shows. Everyone says they don't like drama, but they stay on the show with all the drama. Dina says she doesn't like the drama so she's getting off the show. Good for her. I wish her the best!!
See you next week!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
The City, Season 3, Episode 8
"Work Horses and Show Ponies"
MIAMI
Roxy (representing People's Revolution) is with Whitney in Miami for a Gen Art Event. She goes over the itinerary with Roxy and Roxy bitches that Whitney is going to start getting really anal. Um, hi? It's her SHOW!!! Of course she's going to be anal. Whitney ignores Roxy and says that the first thing they need to do is casting. Roxy is so not interested.
ELLE MAGAZINE
Erin and Olivia come into Joe's office and he wants to know what they are working on. Olivia is excited about the Zac Posen event that he's doing with Target in NYC. She wants to do something with elle.com. Joe asks if she can get an interview with Zac Posen and she says that she will use her personal relationship with him to get the interview. Joe totally calls her out for not getting the interview with Marc Jacobs, even though they're "friends." Joe basically tells her that she needs to deliver if she wants to keep her job. HA!!
MIAMI - Gen Art Casting
The event coordinators tell all the designers that they will be selecting their models and they will also need to select a model - for the Unite Party - who will be wearing one of their looks. If they pick the same model, they'll have to fight it out amongst themselves.
The casting begins and Whitney selects "Erika" as one of her show models and as her model for the party. Then she sees "Erika" trying on another designer's clothes. The other designer comes over to Whitney and Whitney just tells her that they can't share her and that she also is booking her for the party. The other designer, Romina, is not happy. Good times.
ZAC POSEN TARGET COLLECTION PARTY
Joe finds Olivia and sends the senior producer with her to get the interview. Olivia takes off and stops to talk to everyone she knows. She finally makes it upstairs but Joe isn't confident that she'll do the job. Olivia finally catches up with "her dear friend, Zac Posen" and tells him Joe Zee wants her to ask him a few questions. He obliges and she does the interview. Joe tells Olivia that this is why he hired her and that he wants her to perform like this EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I get that she's connected and a "socialite" but it's gotta suck to know that someone has hired you because you know people and to use you for your connections and not because of your abilities.
KOKO & PALENKI - MIAMI
Whitney and Roxy check out Koko & Palenki which is the store that is sponsoring the party that night. They both say how cool it would be if Whitney could get some of her designs in that store. They meet the owner and tell her to look out for Whitney's stuff at the Gen Art Show.
ELLE
Robbie (Editor in Chief of Elle), Keith Pollock (Editorial Director) and Erin are watching Olivia's interview with Zac Posen. OMG. It is a really obnoxious video. At the end, Keith says that "she's pretty." Robbie says that there are two types of people in this business: Work horses and show ponies. HAHA. Erin stops them before they lavish too much praise on Olivia and shows them the interview that Louise did of Badgley Mischka at the Marc Jacobs show and they are completely in love with her. They think Louise is fantastic. They end up deciding to keep both Olivia and Louise. Robbie says that she trusts Joe's judgment regarding Olivia, but she likes Louise, too. UGH.
MIAMI - Unite Unveiled Party
Roxy and Whitney see Romina talking to the ladies from the store that Whitney liked. Roxy pushes her to go over to them and promote her line. I guess I see Roxy's point, but I felt like the ladies were a little annoyed.
GEN ART SHOW
So the event coordinators are crazy bitches. Every time Roxy tries to talk to one of them, she just tells her that she's busy and can't be bothered. When Whitney and Roxy both go talk to the event coordinators to find out what's going on, the one keeps smiling and blowing them off. It's super chaotic backstage, but the show goes really well and the store owners love the show.
ELLE
Louise comes to the office to see Erin. Erin is praising Louise and Olivia interrupts and introduces herself to Louise. Then she takes her to the accessories closet and welcomes her to Elle. ANNOYING.
GEN ART FASHION SHOW
The store ladies are talking to Romina and Whitney and Roxy decide to break it up and bring them to look at Whitney's designs. The ladies love her stuff and say that they will be in touch. Whitney and Roxy are super stoked to be able to tell Kelly what a success the trip was.
See you next week!
MIAMI
Roxy (representing People's Revolution) is with Whitney in Miami for a Gen Art Event. She goes over the itinerary with Roxy and Roxy bitches that Whitney is going to start getting really anal. Um, hi? It's her SHOW!!! Of course she's going to be anal. Whitney ignores Roxy and says that the first thing they need to do is casting. Roxy is so not interested.
ELLE MAGAZINE
Erin and Olivia come into Joe's office and he wants to know what they are working on. Olivia is excited about the Zac Posen event that he's doing with Target in NYC. She wants to do something with elle.com. Joe asks if she can get an interview with Zac Posen and she says that she will use her personal relationship with him to get the interview. Joe totally calls her out for not getting the interview with Marc Jacobs, even though they're "friends." Joe basically tells her that she needs to deliver if she wants to keep her job. HA!!
MIAMI - Gen Art Casting
The event coordinators tell all the designers that they will be selecting their models and they will also need to select a model - for the Unite Party - who will be wearing one of their looks. If they pick the same model, they'll have to fight it out amongst themselves.
The casting begins and Whitney selects "Erika" as one of her show models and as her model for the party. Then she sees "Erika" trying on another designer's clothes. The other designer comes over to Whitney and Whitney just tells her that they can't share her and that she also is booking her for the party. The other designer, Romina, is not happy. Good times.
ZAC POSEN TARGET COLLECTION PARTY
Joe finds Olivia and sends the senior producer with her to get the interview. Olivia takes off and stops to talk to everyone she knows. She finally makes it upstairs but Joe isn't confident that she'll do the job. Olivia finally catches up with "her dear friend, Zac Posen" and tells him Joe Zee wants her to ask him a few questions. He obliges and she does the interview. Joe tells Olivia that this is why he hired her and that he wants her to perform like this EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I get that she's connected and a "socialite" but it's gotta suck to know that someone has hired you because you know people and to use you for your connections and not because of your abilities.
KOKO & PALENKI - MIAMI
Whitney and Roxy check out Koko & Palenki which is the store that is sponsoring the party that night. They both say how cool it would be if Whitney could get some of her designs in that store. They meet the owner and tell her to look out for Whitney's stuff at the Gen Art Show.
ELLE
Robbie (Editor in Chief of Elle), Keith Pollock (Editorial Director) and Erin are watching Olivia's interview with Zac Posen. OMG. It is a really obnoxious video. At the end, Keith says that "she's pretty." Robbie says that there are two types of people in this business: Work horses and show ponies. HAHA. Erin stops them before they lavish too much praise on Olivia and shows them the interview that Louise did of Badgley Mischka at the Marc Jacobs show and they are completely in love with her. They think Louise is fantastic. They end up deciding to keep both Olivia and Louise. Robbie says that she trusts Joe's judgment regarding Olivia, but she likes Louise, too. UGH.
MIAMI - Unite Unveiled Party
Roxy and Whitney see Romina talking to the ladies from the store that Whitney liked. Roxy pushes her to go over to them and promote her line. I guess I see Roxy's point, but I felt like the ladies were a little annoyed.
GEN ART SHOW
So the event coordinators are crazy bitches. Every time Roxy tries to talk to one of them, she just tells her that she's busy and can't be bothered. When Whitney and Roxy both go talk to the event coordinators to find out what's going on, the one keeps smiling and blowing them off. It's super chaotic backstage, but the show goes really well and the store owners love the show.
ELLE
Louise comes to the office to see Erin. Erin is praising Louise and Olivia interrupts and introduces herself to Louise. Then she takes her to the accessories closet and welcomes her to Elle. ANNOYING.
GEN ART FASHION SHOW
The store ladies are talking to Romina and Whitney and Roxy decide to break it up and bring them to look at Whitney's designs. The ladies love her stuff and say that they will be in touch. Whitney and Roxy are super stoked to be able to tell Kelly what a success the trip was.
See you next week!
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 8
"Between a Rocker and a Hard Place"
AUDRINA
Lo, Stephanie and Audrina are at Audrina's place hanging out and talking about the upcoming week's events. Audrina tells the girls that she stopped by Justin's bike shop to "check out a bike." Lo and Audrina think it's time for her to tell Ryan. Stephanie disagrees since there's nothing going on according to Audrina.
KRISTIN
Brody and Kristin are having lunch and Kristin tells him about her meeting with McKaela. She tells him that McKaela can't understand what people have against Allie Lutz. Then she tells him that McKaela said that Brody wanted to be in a relationship with her not Kristin. Brody, of course, denies it.
McKAELA
Allie Lutz (I haven't thought of a nickname for this one, yet) and McKaela meet up for lunch. Allie tells McKaela that nothing Kristin or any of the other girls say is true. It's all just rumors. McKaela says that there are a lot of rumors and they sound pretty real and Allie just tells her to believe what she wants. Allie says that it all dates back to high school and that it's all unfounded and Brody invited her over. She claims she didn't break in. I'm not sure. She doesn't seem very believable.
LES DEUX
Kristin and Stacie the Bartender show up. Stephanie and Lo are inside as Ryan Cabrera and Audrina show up. Justin comes in with Charlie and Frankie gives Ryan Cabrera the heads up. Justin says hi to everyone and Stacie the Bartender tells Kristin that Justin looks HOT! UGH. I swear Justin smells. Justin tells Brody that Audrina seems happy and that he really hopes Ryan Cabrera is treating her well. Ryan Cabrera tells Audrina he doesn't want to deal with any of this "stupid shit" and asks if they're leaving anytime soon. UGH. He's so annoying. Audrina obviously wants to stay with her friends, but Ryan Cabrera is done with Les Deux, so they leave. OMG. Justin tries to shake Ryan Cabrera's hand, but Ryan Cabrera is a d-bag and says that he only "gives hi-fives." STUPID. What an ass.
AUDRINA
Kristin and Audrina go lay out at the W Hotel in LA. Really? Do people do that? Just go lay out at some random hotel? Ugh. They talk about how "weird" last night was with Ryan Cabrera and Justin. Ok, can we just talk about how "weird" it is that Kristin and Audrina are bonding??? WTF?? Kristin is telling Audrina that maybe Justin is jealous and wants to win her back?? WHAT? This group of friends is so incestuous. It's totally bizarre.
STEPHANIE
Stephanie is making dinner for her date, Max. Ok, if you invite a guy over for dinner and want to impress him, are you really going to make spaghetti? Dumb. Although, he did bring over Thin Mints for dessert which is kind of lame. She offers him a drink and apologizes for not having any alcohol. She tells Max about her rift with Sponge Bob and it gets awkward.
AUDRINA
Ryan Cabrera shows up at Audrina's house and they talk about his show the next night. Justin comes up and Ryan Cabrera tells Audrina that he doesn't want to have to worry about Justin and Audrina while he goes "on the road" FOR TWO WEEKS! HAHA. OK, I'm not sure what happens next because I'm distracted by the ridiculous "heart" tattoo on his inner wrist with "strings"(??) attached to it. It looks like something I've doodled in my notebooks in school. WTF? Lame.
KIIS FM WANGO TANGO FESTIVAL
The gang is all here to watch Ryan Cabrera perform his new songs. Yippee? Stephanie asks how Audrina and Ryan Cabrera are doing while he plays a love song in the background. Audrina just starts crying. Audrina rushes off and tells Stephanie that it's too hard to be there. Drama.
STEPHANIE
Lo and Stephanie are grocery shopping and Stephanie fills her in on the Ryan Cabrera/Audrina drama. Lo asks about Max and Stephanie says that he's super nice, but her life is just really complicated and she doesn't think she's ready to date. Lo tells her to surround herself with people who know her drama and love her and support her anyway.
NYLON PARTY
The gang is at the party having a good time. Uh-oh. Spoke too soon. McKaela shows up ... WITH ALLIE and says hi to Brody. Brody tells her he doesn't understand why she keeps bringing Allie around. Stacie the Bartender whispers to Kristin that Brody is trying to break things off with McKaela but she's not getting it. I'm not sure that was exactly what was going on. Anyhow, Kristin gets in the conversation and just gets mean. McKaela tells her that she doesn't deserve to be treated so badly by Kristin, which is true. Allie comes to McKaela's rescue and says that "those girls" just can't handle when other pretty girls are around them. Now, Kristin is fired up. She gets into a screaming match with Allie. When it's over, Allie walks back to McKaela and McKaela doesn't understand why she went over and yelled at Kristin. McKaela is starting to see why Allie is not welcome with that group. I feel kind of bad for McKaela. I hope she learns her lesson.
Kristin thanks Brody for having her back and Brody tells her that he will always have her back. McKaela just watches them together. I'm sure she's kicking herself for letting Allie into her life. Things could've been good. Kristin and Brody leave together to enjoy the benefits of their friendship. ;)
See you next week.
AUDRINA
Lo, Stephanie and Audrina are at Audrina's place hanging out and talking about the upcoming week's events. Audrina tells the girls that she stopped by Justin's bike shop to "check out a bike." Lo and Audrina think it's time for her to tell Ryan. Stephanie disagrees since there's nothing going on according to Audrina.
KRISTIN
Brody and Kristin are having lunch and Kristin tells him about her meeting with McKaela. She tells him that McKaela can't understand what people have against Allie Lutz. Then she tells him that McKaela said that Brody wanted to be in a relationship with her not Kristin. Brody, of course, denies it.
McKAELA
Allie Lutz (I haven't thought of a nickname for this one, yet) and McKaela meet up for lunch. Allie tells McKaela that nothing Kristin or any of the other girls say is true. It's all just rumors. McKaela says that there are a lot of rumors and they sound pretty real and Allie just tells her to believe what she wants. Allie says that it all dates back to high school and that it's all unfounded and Brody invited her over. She claims she didn't break in. I'm not sure. She doesn't seem very believable.
LES DEUX
Kristin and Stacie the Bartender show up. Stephanie and Lo are inside as Ryan Cabrera and Audrina show up. Justin comes in with Charlie and Frankie gives Ryan Cabrera the heads up. Justin says hi to everyone and Stacie the Bartender tells Kristin that Justin looks HOT! UGH. I swear Justin smells. Justin tells Brody that Audrina seems happy and that he really hopes Ryan Cabrera is treating her well. Ryan Cabrera tells Audrina he doesn't want to deal with any of this "stupid shit" and asks if they're leaving anytime soon. UGH. He's so annoying. Audrina obviously wants to stay with her friends, but Ryan Cabrera is done with Les Deux, so they leave. OMG. Justin tries to shake Ryan Cabrera's hand, but Ryan Cabrera is a d-bag and says that he only "gives hi-fives." STUPID. What an ass.
AUDRINA
Kristin and Audrina go lay out at the W Hotel in LA. Really? Do people do that? Just go lay out at some random hotel? Ugh. They talk about how "weird" last night was with Ryan Cabrera and Justin. Ok, can we just talk about how "weird" it is that Kristin and Audrina are bonding??? WTF?? Kristin is telling Audrina that maybe Justin is jealous and wants to win her back?? WHAT? This group of friends is so incestuous. It's totally bizarre.
STEPHANIE
Stephanie is making dinner for her date, Max. Ok, if you invite a guy over for dinner and want to impress him, are you really going to make spaghetti? Dumb. Although, he did bring over Thin Mints for dessert which is kind of lame. She offers him a drink and apologizes for not having any alcohol. She tells Max about her rift with Sponge Bob and it gets awkward.
AUDRINA
Ryan Cabrera shows up at Audrina's house and they talk about his show the next night. Justin comes up and Ryan Cabrera tells Audrina that he doesn't want to have to worry about Justin and Audrina while he goes "on the road" FOR TWO WEEKS! HAHA. OK, I'm not sure what happens next because I'm distracted by the ridiculous "heart" tattoo on his inner wrist with "strings"(??) attached to it. It looks like something I've doodled in my notebooks in school. WTF? Lame.
KIIS FM WANGO TANGO FESTIVAL
The gang is all here to watch Ryan Cabrera perform his new songs. Yippee? Stephanie asks how Audrina and Ryan Cabrera are doing while he plays a love song in the background. Audrina just starts crying. Audrina rushes off and tells Stephanie that it's too hard to be there. Drama.
STEPHANIE
Lo and Stephanie are grocery shopping and Stephanie fills her in on the Ryan Cabrera/Audrina drama. Lo asks about Max and Stephanie says that he's super nice, but her life is just really complicated and she doesn't think she's ready to date. Lo tells her to surround herself with people who know her drama and love her and support her anyway.
NYLON PARTY
The gang is at the party having a good time. Uh-oh. Spoke too soon. McKaela shows up ... WITH ALLIE and says hi to Brody. Brody tells her he doesn't understand why she keeps bringing Allie around. Stacie the Bartender whispers to Kristin that Brody is trying to break things off with McKaela but she's not getting it. I'm not sure that was exactly what was going on. Anyhow, Kristin gets in the conversation and just gets mean. McKaela tells her that she doesn't deserve to be treated so badly by Kristin, which is true. Allie comes to McKaela's rescue and says that "those girls" just can't handle when other pretty girls are around them. Now, Kristin is fired up. She gets into a screaming match with Allie. When it's over, Allie walks back to McKaela and McKaela doesn't understand why she went over and yelled at Kristin. McKaela is starting to see why Allie is not welcome with that group. I feel kind of bad for McKaela. I hope she learns her lesson.
Kristin thanks Brody for having her back and Brody tells her that he will always have her back. McKaela just watches them together. I'm sure she's kicking herself for letting Allie into her life. Things could've been good. Kristin and Brody leave together to enjoy the benefits of their friendship. ;)
See you next week.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
The Hills, Season 6, Episode 7
"The Company You Keep"
KRISTIN
Kristin and Stacie the Bartender are getting their hair did. Stacie the Bartender comments that Audrina and Justin were chatting it up at Voyeur the other night. Kristin says that she sees Audrina with Justin more than she sees her with Ryan Cabrera. I agree. But I do think it's bizarre that Kristin is all Team Audrina since she fought with her all last season over Justin! Kristin says that she and Brody are in a good place and that she's not worried about McKaela AT ALL.
AUDRINA
Stephanie and Audrina are shopping and talk about Stephanie's birthday party. Audrina says that Ryan Cabrera is on tour so he won't be around. They talk about Justin and Stephanie tells her that she needs to keep her distance from him.
LO
McKaela and Lo are at Smashbox. Lo tells McKaela about Stephanie's birthday party. They talk about Brody. Lo tells McKaela that she feels like Brody will end up with a girl like McKaela but she's not sure he's ready for it yet.
STEPHANIE'S BIRTHDAY
The gang is all there including Holly. McKaela shows up with Allie Lutz. Audrina asks Brody what the deal is with this Allie chick. Brody says that she broke into his house. Apparently she left a ring at his house and it got stolen during a party. So she came over late one night, put in the security code and went into his room asking for the ring. Hmmm. Awkward. Allie and Kristin start yelling at each other. Kristin says that Allie broke into his house and Allie denies it. Kristin says that she was in the bed when Allie broke in!!! That shut everyone up real quick.
Lo and Brody get up to get a drink and McKaela walks up to him. She tells him that she just wants him to respect her and he says that this is all happening because she showed up with Allie Lutz. I actually feel bad for McKaela. She's new to town and doesn't know people and just picked the wrong friend. Kristin and Brody leave together.
LO
Lo and McKaela are at work at Smashbox. McKaela asks if she should talk to Brody. Lo asks why she keeps calling Brody when he's so mean to her. Then she tells her to be careful. Kristin is collecting her clothes from the night before and Brody ignores McKaela's phone call.
AUDRINA
Kristin and Audrina have lunch to talk about Stephanie's birthday. They bag on Allie Lutz for awhile. The entire time, Audrina gets text messages from Justin. Annoying ... and rude!!
McKAELA
McKaela meets up with Allie and asks her what the hell went on last night. Allie apologizes for not giving her more information or preparing her for what was going to happen. McKaela asks what they were talking about. Allie says that YEARS AGO - um, they are only 23 - Kristin told everyone that Allie broke into Brody's house which is totally false. Hmmm. McKaela says that she doesn't want enemies and she felt blindsided. Allie warns McKaela that Kristin is a hateful girl and will say anything to hurt her.
AUDRINA
Audrina meets up with Ryan Cabrera. She tells him that she has been questioning their relationship. She tells him that she knows he's going to go on tour and should do what he wants. He tells her that he loves her and doesn't want to hook up with other girls. He says that what they have is rare and true love. Yikes. Audrina does NOT agree. He's so into her and she's so obviously not into him.
KRISTIN
Kristin, Lo and Stephanie talk about Allie. Lo says that she likes McKaela a lot, but she doesn't understand her friendship with Allie. Lo keeps defending McKaela but Kristin is so smug and annoying. Lo says that Kristin should talk to her just to provide her with some closure. Yikes. Kristin is mean. I don't envy McKaela at all.
AUDRINA
Audrina comes to Justin's bike shop. I don't know why she's there. She starts talking about Ryan Cabrera to him. Playing with fire.
KRISTIN
McKaela and Kristin meet up for drinks. McKaela starts out sweet and thanks Kristin for meeting her and apologizes for bringing Allie. She didn't know they knew each other. Kristin is totally dismissive and bitchy. I really don't like Kristin at ALL! Kristin asks McKaela what is going on with her and Brody. McKaela says that nothing is going on and tells Kristin all the stuff that Brody said to her. Kristin tells McKaela to wake up! Brody was trying to sleep with her. She tells her that guys in LA will always try to take advantage of sweet girls like her. Well, her delivery needs work, but the message is true. McKaela is naive. Kristin tells McKaela that if she keeps bringing Allie around, there are going to be problems. Kristin gets up and takes off.
See you next week!
KRISTIN
Kristin and Stacie the Bartender are getting their hair did. Stacie the Bartender comments that Audrina and Justin were chatting it up at Voyeur the other night. Kristin says that she sees Audrina with Justin more than she sees her with Ryan Cabrera. I agree. But I do think it's bizarre that Kristin is all Team Audrina since she fought with her all last season over Justin! Kristin says that she and Brody are in a good place and that she's not worried about McKaela AT ALL.
AUDRINA
Stephanie and Audrina are shopping and talk about Stephanie's birthday party. Audrina says that Ryan Cabrera is on tour so he won't be around. They talk about Justin and Stephanie tells her that she needs to keep her distance from him.
LO
McKaela and Lo are at Smashbox. Lo tells McKaela about Stephanie's birthday party. They talk about Brody. Lo tells McKaela that she feels like Brody will end up with a girl like McKaela but she's not sure he's ready for it yet.
STEPHANIE'S BIRTHDAY
The gang is all there including Holly. McKaela shows up with Allie Lutz. Audrina asks Brody what the deal is with this Allie chick. Brody says that she broke into his house. Apparently she left a ring at his house and it got stolen during a party. So she came over late one night, put in the security code and went into his room asking for the ring. Hmmm. Awkward. Allie and Kristin start yelling at each other. Kristin says that Allie broke into his house and Allie denies it. Kristin says that she was in the bed when Allie broke in!!! That shut everyone up real quick.
Lo and Brody get up to get a drink and McKaela walks up to him. She tells him that she just wants him to respect her and he says that this is all happening because she showed up with Allie Lutz. I actually feel bad for McKaela. She's new to town and doesn't know people and just picked the wrong friend. Kristin and Brody leave together.
LO
Lo and McKaela are at work at Smashbox. McKaela asks if she should talk to Brody. Lo asks why she keeps calling Brody when he's so mean to her. Then she tells her to be careful. Kristin is collecting her clothes from the night before and Brody ignores McKaela's phone call.
AUDRINA
Kristin and Audrina have lunch to talk about Stephanie's birthday. They bag on Allie Lutz for awhile. The entire time, Audrina gets text messages from Justin. Annoying ... and rude!!
McKAELA
McKaela meets up with Allie and asks her what the hell went on last night. Allie apologizes for not giving her more information or preparing her for what was going to happen. McKaela asks what they were talking about. Allie says that YEARS AGO - um, they are only 23 - Kristin told everyone that Allie broke into Brody's house which is totally false. Hmmm. McKaela says that she doesn't want enemies and she felt blindsided. Allie warns McKaela that Kristin is a hateful girl and will say anything to hurt her.
AUDRINA
Audrina meets up with Ryan Cabrera. She tells him that she has been questioning their relationship. She tells him that she knows he's going to go on tour and should do what he wants. He tells her that he loves her and doesn't want to hook up with other girls. He says that what they have is rare and true love. Yikes. Audrina does NOT agree. He's so into her and she's so obviously not into him.
KRISTIN
Kristin, Lo and Stephanie talk about Allie. Lo says that she likes McKaela a lot, but she doesn't understand her friendship with Allie. Lo keeps defending McKaela but Kristin is so smug and annoying. Lo says that Kristin should talk to her just to provide her with some closure. Yikes. Kristin is mean. I don't envy McKaela at all.
AUDRINA
Audrina comes to Justin's bike shop. I don't know why she's there. She starts talking about Ryan Cabrera to him. Playing with fire.
KRISTIN
McKaela and Kristin meet up for drinks. McKaela starts out sweet and thanks Kristin for meeting her and apologizes for bringing Allie. She didn't know they knew each other. Kristin is totally dismissive and bitchy. I really don't like Kristin at ALL! Kristin asks McKaela what is going on with her and Brody. McKaela says that nothing is going on and tells Kristin all the stuff that Brody said to her. Kristin tells McKaela to wake up! Brody was trying to sleep with her. She tells her that guys in LA will always try to take advantage of sweet girls like her. Well, her delivery needs work, but the message is true. McKaela is naive. Kristin tells McKaela that if she keeps bringing Allie around, there are going to be problems. Kristin gets up and takes off.
See you next week!
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