Thursday, December 10, 2009

Jersey Shore, Episode 3

Sorry everyone...I started to recap and by the time I went back to finish, MTV took it off the website. If it comes back up, I'll finish the recap.

"Good Riddance"

We pick up with Ronnie walking home pissed after JWOW told him that Sammi "Sweetheart" gave her number to her cop friend at Karma. Ronnie takes off his shirt, walks into the shore house, slams the door, and just face plants onto his bed. He has his head buried in his pillow, no shirt, faded jeans WITH A WHITE BELT and white sneakers. I don't even know what to say. JWOW feels bad that Ronnie went home by himself and that he's probably really upset so she decides to go home to check on him.

Back at Karma, Sammi is looking for Ronnie. She goes outside and starts talking to Vinnie. She tells him that her cop friend asked her for her number and she gave it to him...no big deal. Vinnie disagrees and tells her that it wasn't cool. Sammi doesn't understand why because the cop is her "friend" AND she's single. You know, cuz Ronnie hasn't said "You're my girl". Oh good Lord. Snooki tells Sammi that Ronnie and JWOW went back to the house together. Of course, Sammi - already pissed that Ronnie was dancing with some other chick - thinks that JWOW and Ronnie left together to go home and hook up. DRAMA.

Sammi struts home in her T-shirt/dress (?) that barely covers her ass - which I'm sure is the point - and her hooker heels. If I didn't know she was at the Jersey Shore, I'd assume she was a hooker...or it was Halloween. Anyhow, she gets home and marches right upstairs. JWOW is dressed and on her bed and Ronnie is in his bed.

Ok, this is where I stopped...but let me tell you what happened:

Sammi and Ronnie have a dumb argument and end up crying and hook up again. Everything is good. Angelina decides that she doesn't want to work and gets fired and moves out. She wanted the roommates to be sad that she was leaving and convince her to stay ... but they didn't. See ya!!

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